reminder that cats are based animals and cat haters are probably shitskins and dont belong on pol
>Can play with kat
>kat can clean himself
>kat is based hunter
>kat doesnt need 30 min walk
>kat shits where he likes outside the house and returns clean
cats are based. their good looks alone is evidence to this.
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its only logical shitskins would be afraid of this pure animal.
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Doggo faggots BTFO
My cat is pretty based. He reminds me of someone famous in history, but I can't figure out who...
amen
shitskinned muslims love cats tho
Thank you.
Enjoy your brain parasites OP
I know what you mean
Cats are just a shit version of dogs, I don't really hate them or anything but you better keep the thing indoors.
Muslims don't think that they are shitskins though, and this is why they call everyone else shitskins.
If you keep your cat indoors, this won't happen.
Assuming it wasn't infected at birth. You should look up the correlation between t. Gondii and homosexuality. It's alarming.
Most based cat ever (check out her channel for real news):
cats are awesome. i recently saw a bunch of feral cats have kittens, and the kittens were characters. so funny.
Cheetahs are the objectively superior cats.
Pets are for emotionally fragile children.
Real men ride alone and die alone.
kat? are you talking about dsp's girlfriend
If you dont literally eat cat shit this wont happen
Idiot, all you have to do is clean a litter box. It's in the poo, it gets on your hands, you are infected. Pregnant women are told to not keep a cat or litter box in the house for this very reason.
Ive owned cats for much time, literally no infection
At least a cat can't kill you, many people got killed by their dogs turning agianst them.
Dood my Kat shits outside the house too!
Based Kat.
>cat shits
>digs around in shit infested litterbox to cover it up
>licks shitty paws, then licks the rest of his body
>you come along
>oh you're so cute and soft let me touch you all over
You may not have developed toxoplasmosis, but you can still be infected with the parasite. Most people who are infected don't have toxoplasmosis, they have delayed reaction times, among other things, an affinity for cats. The belief among scientists is the delayed reaction times and the affinity for cats is what helps the parasite propogate. You should really look into t. Gondii more dude.
Cats are the the pet equivalent of a dildo, only women and faggots have any use for them.
Cats bury their poo in some remote field so nobody ever knows what they did
what happens at kot stays with kot
The parasite literally changes the behaivor of the infected. Look it up.
and they purr
Mario doesn't get it.
I have tested myself nigla
You have access to a blood chemistry analyzer?
Impressive.
You dont?
dogfags detected
hop on that red rocket and fuck right off
Cats are based as fuck, and extremely loyal unless you're just a shit person.
Dogs are nigger tier pets, just DYING for affirmation and attention, and quick to violence
Not at my house. I have to go to hospital and have blood drawn, wait on results. You know what everyone other than you had to do...
>Toxoplasbullshit.
>Never hear of it.
> Been on this planet 39 years.
>Must be an epidemic, call cops now pl0x.
I don't own a pet. Don't have any use for one. I'm trying to warn all you cat people about the dangerous parasite your pet carries. If you get infected, you won't know it, but it WILL change your behaivor. Literally make you a different person.
support your claims or fuck off
Ok so you are one of those grammar police nerds. You still got the point. Hey maybe you are infected with t gondii and thats why you are so passive aggressive get tested
These fuckers first
You wanna know why you've never heard of toxoplamosis?
There is no cure. There is nothing that can be done once you are infected. So they don't tell you about it. No need creating mass hysteria over something they can do nothing about.
>hey giys beware of Kat parasite...literally never heard of by anyone, but beware.
Kys.
Pillow biting faggot detected.
Does your husband know you’re shitposting?
So why even worry lel. This argument makes no sense
>cats are so nice and blah blah blah
Here is a quick vidoe, but I would encourage you to do your own research. This shit kept under wraps because there is no cure.
Go clean up Fido's piss, wash him, then take him for a walk
Nigger tier dogs can't even care for themselves, just like your fat ass
Once you get infected with t. Gondii, it changes your behavior, whether or not it develops into full blown toxoplasmosis. The best thing to do if you want to remain yourself and not be changed at all, is to liquidate all cats. Without them, the parasite can't reproduce.
Snore.
Kate are based ...deal w it pussy.
>comes on Jow Forums
>feels need to defend cats
you should brobably lurk for like forever
You sound like an infected person. Most have a huge affinity for cats. They like being around them and think they are awesome. This is the parasite changing your behaivor without you realising it. It makes you want to be around cats so it can reproduce.
Are you gay by chance?
Take it to /lgbt/.
If you walk backwards, do you hear whistling?
Solid plan. Kill kot so bad bug wont bite. Yes. And let overpopulated rodents chew your ears at night and spread black death. All because you didnt want to deal with some virgin parasitethat cant even cause you a runny nose
btw this guy owns 2 cats despite being infected
Your LARP awful. But go ahead.
I'm sure you hear whistling all the time with that giant void between your ears
>and here are all the problems that arise from this:
Oh wait there aren't any unelss you have a weak immune system. Based cats culling the genetic inferior for us by design.
Reminder that cats are the rightful inheritants of the earth after humans, such is god will.
Have you seen the latest pol posts? Shitskins advocate the death and injury of based kot
No, nobody even knows who that is besides me you fuckin' pathetic virgin faggot. Get a life.
Enjoy those brain parasites boys. You saw in the literature where only infects the brain right? Your other organs are left unaffected.
kittens are so cute.
so are you the gondii equivalent of a shit-bull hater, because if so that is in a way somewhat based and red-pilled but also confusing. we have a big feral cat problem here and they wipe out massive amounts of local wildlife, you reckon their shit seeps into the soil and contaminates all of us? senpai this is worrying af tbqh
It has nothing to do with the strength of your immune system. It's not a bacteria, it's not a virus. It's a fucking prion.
you're a faggot, a massive faggot actually.
fucking hell everyone falling for this bullshit glaringly obvious slide thread. Everyone in here is either a retard or a glow in the dark cia nigger.
cats are smelly dirty toxoplasmosis giving faggots that use u for treats/food.
Cats are fucking good pets, if you think otherwise, you have the BIG GAY
No parasites here, friendo.
When did you tell mom that you love the cock as much as she does?
I will await the day you contract t gondii, just because you are a massive faggot and also so you can see nothing bad happens. Maybe you will like cats more then •_•
Do you have aids or something? It doesn't even do anything unless you have a pathetic immune system. They also only shed it in the shit for a few weeks after infection so if you don't get it in that time you never will.
fuck that i love cats and dogs i have both. both are cool
rate my cat
14/88
maybe we want to talk about something isnt always pizza gate so we don't fucking kill ourselves lighten the fuck up
Dog lovers are objectively and unironically emotionally maladjusted adult children. They are all to a man, from my experience, massive cunts.
cute and seems healthy and spry
looks good, like a good friend
hating either of these makes you inhuman.