After staying in NORWAY for the past weeks on business, I can safely conclude one thing:

After staying in NORWAY for the past weeks on business, I can safely conclude one thing:
This is the greatest country on earth

>Gorgeous people
>Excellent living standards
>Quite conservative (most people are actually not heavily feminist/immigration friendly, just a loud minority)
>Some immigration, but very little (barely even noticeable out of the capital Oslo)
>Easily the best women in the world (yes, in terma of looks AND sexual skills)
>Amazing nature


This place is like a hidden paradise, a last remnant of a perfect world, I’m amazed it even exists

Why aren’t you saving up and moving here, user?
>I’m American, btw

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lmao, you can't even say "neger" without getting arrested in norway

fuck off, amerimutt

>Billy Rodrigo Gonzalez goes travelling to see what white people look like
>can't control himself, must tell Jow Forums how AMAZING SCANDINAVIA IZ

Why are Americans so fucking cringe?

You forgot to mention our political correctness.
We are Sweden-tier in that regard.

That's why I'm moving to Denmark soon, bye.

Dios mio

Because I don't need to save shit to walk across the border

It might just have been the people I met, but it didn’t seem that extreme to me
Most girls here had an honest preference for whites and most were anti-immigration

Norway is full of shitskins

I'm glad you're enjoying the land of my ancestors, now leave.

>Oy vey

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We are all the things you said, but more.
1) Regarding PC we're halfway between Denmark and Sweden (erring on Sweden's side) and that's not a good thing.
2) Norway is CRAZY expensive. For example alcohol prices are just mind boggling, they make Sweden and Denmark look like Mexico in comparison.

>Most girls here had an honest preference for whites and most were anti-immigration
uh, that's just scandinavian girls in general.
yes, even swedes. don't believe all the Jow Forums memes about us.

stop shilling please. only pollacks and somalis are welcome, you cant take my accelerationism from me, I need this perfect place to be a bit more hostile in the future, lest we continue to slow-drip in all sorts of subhumans. Go to france to see how bad moderate policies can get.

>some Norwegian girls are sitting at a table enjoying their drinks
>some fat Brown-eyed mutt waddles up to them
>HI LADIES WHATS YOUR OPINION ON IMMIGRATION? DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NORSE MYTHOLOGY? MY ANCESTORS WERE VIKINGS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON ANDERS BREIVIK? DO YOU LIKE AMERICAN MEN?

Oh god, i can picture it now.

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>Norway is CRAZY expensive.

Your salaries are a bit higher so it balances out.

My girfriend is norgewian , maybe we will go there after earning enought

hahahahahaahahahahaahha kek

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Yeah, that's why I didn't say "ruination tier".
Our wages balance out most things except e.g. alcohol prices.

I have said neger a shit load of times in front of people. Just got a few bad looks

>Expectation
Reality

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holy shit never change australia

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top kek

Norwegian are easily the best scandinavians smart , nature loving , beautifull and mainly compared to their neighbours

document.no/2017/05/09/kvinne-domt-for-a-ha-kalt-neger-neger/

nrk.no/ostfold/hoyesterett_-straffbart-a-si-_jaevla-neger_-i-krangel-1.14011148

vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/GddPB/moerkhudet-kalte-mann-neger-frikjent
>25-åringen snek på trikken og slengte rasistiske skjellsord etter den morkhudede kontrolloren. I tingretten ble han frifunnet fordi han var morkhudet selv.

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It's a matter of doing it in an innocent way. It's not like the connotations are going to change. A nigger will be a nigger no matter what you call him, its not like hes gonna stop nogging just because you call him "morkhudet"

I'm English actually

stop

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You go around and say "neger" in the face of strangers? That's quite autistic m8.

>Quite conservative (most people are actually not heavily feminist/immigration friendly, just a loud minority)
That's critical, with women acting like proper humans and not whores of babylon Norway is safer than most places

He probably doesn't actually go out and talk to blacks solely to say "neger" to them. It was just to prove a point I reckon.

Hahahahaha

What abou iceland? All the things you said apply to iceland as well and correct me if im wrong isnt it more white than norway too?

>Stahp bullying me guys, I'm 1/16th viking, descended from Harald Hardråde himself!
>I'm norse you guys, I swear!

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Iceland has less immigrants, sure, but it's also more feminist than all of scandinavia put together.
Yes, really.

lmao

The problem with Norway is the royal family and their love of child porn/snuff films

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kek

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>Why aren’t you saving up and moving here, user?
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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This is Quanzakari DeChiara-Crillion, a Norwegian-American from Minneapolis and Skien. He participated in the 6th season of Alt for Norge, where Norwegian-Americans travel to Norway to rediscover their heritage.
Say something nice to him, Jow Forums.

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>Norwegian flag
Clearly you’re just larping as a tourist and you are Norwegian and trying to make people stop talking shit on your irrelevant country

Aryan genes are syrong there

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He looks stereotypically Jewish

Kek, norway isn't conservative at all, and that's a good thing. They'd be a shithole like America or Pakistan if they were.

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I can assure you they are not like that , when you know you are better you dont need to tell to the world how superior you are

noora is cute desu

they nationalized their pil industry and the proceded to run it just fine. literally a spit in the face to capitalism. republicans get livid when you bring it up. the same way liberals get angry when you bring up black crime rates

neger like nigger? but you didn't have the slaves. why would anyone care?

Well...
We transported ~100k slaves over the atlantic from 1670 to ~1802 when we were Denmark-Norway. So we're not fault free in the eyes of the american nigger inquisition.

A 100% aryan must have been something out of this world
We need genetic engeeniring to brought them back

Been in Oslo for 15 days. Literally everything is damn expensive because of taxes and the whole country is cücked beyond measure. Its like living in a place Sweden tier but where a Burger King meal costs 80 bucks. Netherlands is good though.

>So we're not fault free in the eyes of the american nigger inquisition
your authorities are american niggers?

Reconstruction of corded ware i think that were 80 % aryan

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Norway is somewhere in between Danish and Swedish political correctness

No. Of course nobody in Norway cares, but the inquisition extends its virtual arm all around the world through the already existing americanisation process.
It's part of the whole "worldwide white privilege" thing.

yuck

The Japs are redpilled as fuck then, literally Super Saiyan 3 right there

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>sexual skills

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Also, people aren't that beautiful for European standards.

What is danish political correctness? Can you say neger without going to jail?

Literally just american culture seeping in. Even the police used "neger" in their records up untill 06, and nobody honestly minds except a few 17 yo girls in oslo and niggers looking for an excuse to chimp out.

"Neger" means "negro", not "nigger".

the best part was that the police stopped invistigation when they found out that the masons were all pedophiles and forced the newspapers to delete their online articles on that one pedo hunt. Wish I'd saved that

Hold dig væk norddansker

>been in oslo
Found the issue

All of the girls in OPs pic went albanian.

>1 post by this idea
Vekk.

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Sounds like youve been in Oslo west. Did you check out places like Gronnland or the like?

Denmark is leading in a free debate and expression of opinions. You won't go to jail for saying 'neger', but the social consequences are of course heavily reliant on the context.

not like that. Talking with friends in public and where I come from in Norway is it normal to use neger.

*ID

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We can still get a fine

I still don't understand why the norwegian government would even acknowledge a solely American slur, let put it into law. And I guess the "americanisation" hasn't reached America yet because no one is getting arrested for saying nigger.

> just american culture seeping in
This is such a yuuge problem. German Lügenpresse unironically uses "N-Wort" and attempts a copy/paste of American issues like race relations to Germany. It's totally unfitting and insane. This is why I support Trump. He must root out the SJW degeneracy for us to be free of it as well.

MAGA

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Americans are weaned on (((Porn))) from a young age. It's why they can't look at a white woman without getting all sweaty and looking at their feet. It's a mutt inferiority complex

I didn't say we acknowledged anything. I'm saying that your niggers sometimes include Norway in the whole world-wide slavery inquisition thing they have got going on.

I didn't say anything about anyone getting arrested for saying nigger. It just doesn't happen.

What a charming picture, they look beautiful.

There's no law against saying neger, but there are laws against purposfully stirring up shit and discrimination. You won't go to jail for saying "yeah that neger from your work" but if you follow someone around yelling neger at them you'll get in trouble.

But this guy says they do.

>memeflag claiming to be danish

absolut cringe

Top kek

Hello there Germanic traitor. Prove I am not.

Wtf are you talking about Preben?
You can walk into a bakery and order "Neger boller"
Nobody cares about people saying neger

checked
kek'd

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You are cringe - so is your country. Where is your empire? So much for starting a world war. Haha. ZOG puppet.

Is that a Norwegian girl in a burka?

Icelandic women are the biggest whores of Europe, same goes for people in the northern part of Norway. Seems to be a correlation between cold and dark areas and whorish behavior.

Well played. Top banter

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This but completely unironically. It’s why I go to Oktoberfest every year wearing lederhosen and telling everyone I’m 1/32nd Bavarian which is my purest bloodline outside of Navajo (1/16th)

it's a depressing shithole, and that's coming from someone who livs in a renowned depressing shithole.

Looks like meadow's boyfriend from the Sopranos
youtube.com/watch?v=06wG4_vPE-8

No, thats a Iranian

Because my country is nice also with a strong and stable conservative population.

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Its only natural. Every time I see white women they want a man darker than them. Whether it is black, arab or just a darker white man its always the same. He can't be whiter than they are. Most blonde women would choose a brown or black haired white man instead of a blonde white man. White women love darker men period. Not even making a point about race here but this is why they constantly mix with arabs and blacks.

Man wtf? Nothing ever happens in this cold hellhole. The people are cucked, cold and inhospitable.

Youre from the best place there is. Action, guns and all the cool stuff that define the world. Why in the Oslo niggers ass would you come here of all places????

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There sure are a lot of Norwegian girls who come to America for school exchange

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>*checks comment section*

>You girls will have a great time here in America, enjoy and be open to new things.

>be open to new things.

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I love straya, and you guys are our actual greatest ally, but you guys need to get the chink situation under control. Good luck and God bless you crazy cunts.