Have sex with gf

>Fucking German chick
>She's autistic as fuck
>Constantly telling me in clinical detail how well I'm fucking her
>One day accidentally slip in in her pooper
>She starts yelling "NINE!" with every thrust
>I guess she really liked that or something
>Pound harder for like half an hour
Fucking weirdo Germans...

Sounds to me like she finds you as satisfying as she found her father. Few men can compete with a dad dick.

Don't worry user.
Mommy is going to make your peepee SO happy!!
You're going to make cummies in mummy, big boy!

She wants sex in purest form for procreation. Op afraid. Cuckold.

Idk sometimes whores say shit that turns me off but they’re whores. Stop falling in love with whomever Touch the peen

Would have been the hardest nut I ever did bust.

>she wraps her legs around you as you orgasm
>doesn't let you go

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Kek thanks

You failed as a male specimen if you get turned off from the thought of being a father

>be fucking american woman
>she sharts
>it's ok because we're at walmart

Are you a nigger?

>starts singing Erika

Legitimately this. I've never cum as hard as the day we decided to start trying for kids. We've had 1 and about to start trying for another can't wait for that nut.

>Das it mayne

gut punch usually does the trick

larp and bait, sage and reported.
If you're serious though, you're a faggot.

>start thrusting to the beat

I agree!
Oh yeah! This shit is the fucking greatest!

>fucking in Walmart
That's Chad tier right there. And sharts are just natural lube for anal.

>didn’t nut right then

You’re gay user.

Imagine blasting that shit whilst plowing your Jewish gf.

gay
should have been like, you're been a bad girl, now it's time to get punished

>fucking russian girl
>demands i play red army choir
>bust to hunt for red october
>can never look sean connery in the eyes again

ITT: criminally low testosterone

Yes, yes a good nut old chap!

Same here. Gonna (try to) stop after kid number two though. Having a kid is also strangely much better than I'd expected.

Najbolje su ako zanemariš činjenicu da su više-manje uvek blago retardirane, ne možeš ih naći van selendra i intelektualno su na nivou osnovne škole.

Same thing happened to me, but instead she yelled:
>”Get off me daddy, or I’ll tell mom and the teachers!”

Yeah we're stopping at two just because of finances desu at least we've broken even numbers wise then. I love having a little one about. Got lucky & had a son hoping for another boy to be fair would make life easier.

Ovo

women disgust me. honestly the only way I can like them is if I'm on Xanax.

>see hot girl
>get stiffy
>fuck it, rape her
>force my cock inside her
>"NO, NO, WAIT"
>ahh yeaahhh
>"OH FUCK, OH SHIT, OH KEEP GOING"
>dick shrivels up

ugh wtf? such a turn off

>breedme daddy
I would blowmy nut so hard at that wtf is wrong with you user

Are you sure she was autistic and not just german? And good on ya cunt for getting a 9/10 rating.

I had a pretty intense nut the first time I was saying in my head, “fuck yeah imma knock this bitch up”. Same shit when I was actually trying for real. Feels real good man.

Before this thread gets pruned can you please explain why that is to me?

Same here. We have a girl, and I'll be working hard to keep her away from shitskins and degenerates. Worst case scenario, I probably have to kill a nigger.

Is it really easier? Mine is 4 months old and I haven’t got a full nights sleep in... 4 months. Meanwhile my gf has lost most of her sex drive

That is litterally rape user. You should alert your campus police.

Pro tip: shout “SEIG HEIL” while banging a Jewess. Holy fuck will she cum, not even kidding.

she stopped struggling

That reminds me of a copypasta. Don't have it, sadly, but if anyone does, you'll know the one I mean. The Nazi roleplay one.

I might just be lucky. Ours is 5,5 months now, and so far she have just woke up at night for food and gone back to sleep immediately. I've had sex with my wife fairly regularly as well.

Absolutely this.

So what the fuck's going on in your head? Are you supposed to be some guy who's just swathed his way across a continent killing people and inseminating your spoils as you go is it something along those lines?

You feel you're one of those sorts of people?

>gf
You fucked up. Also is she breastfeeding "your" bastard? Tiddyfeeding increases libido, also she isnt back on the pill is she?

Or is it more you honestly don't believe you'd be of interest to someone unless you had an opportunity to force it on them?

Sounds pretty degenerate either way to be honest.

>you stop thrusting to see what will happen
>she's horny as fuck and desperately humps on your dick

you must not have fucked a whole lot if you think this much while doing it

Have you ever seen a bong porno?

i don't watch a lot of bong porno for the same reason i don't watch a lot of japanese porn
fuckers haven't invented dentists yet

I suppose not, hard for me to tell precisely how much people actually sleep around seeming as they all squeal so much in gossip when you happen to do it occaisionally - you'd have thought it was so usual the way people act.

Still, hell of a lot of strange shit people seem to do.

not him but my gf will say things like "put a baby in me, im fertile im fertile" because she is literally that baby crazy. Otherwise she is very intelligent and rational but the moment the idea of baby comes around she gets all dough eyed and lovey dove

>have sex

Degenerate.

That's actually sad. She wants to fulfill her biology but the social structure of the West isn't set up for that.

Former Mormon, now in retrospect there were bunch of girls who just wanted to be bred but were cuntblocked by all the Church's requirements for what a "good man" was (only 35% of that Church is male as a result).

I'm sort of wondering about it as I'm seeing for the first time this girl who's a "sub" - I'm sickened by this sort of stuff - seems something fundamentally has to be backwards in someone's head to have such outlandish desires for escaping their own natures in normal life either way.

Suppose it's as anything - some personalities are simply incompatible so why would interoucrse be any different.

Oh yeah? I got one too.

>Be me
>Fucking this hot 10/10 babe with perfect face, ass and tits.
>She starts moaning and screaming
>"Make me your sex toy, fuck me hard, use my body, you own me, I just love your huge cock"
>Can't stand the way she's objectifying herself
>Can't believe she used stereotypes to describe my penis
>Disgusted by her internalized sexism
>As a male feminist I find this very unattractive and demeaning
>My dick shrinks as she moans and begs me to use her
>So fucking turned off

Absolutely disgusted.

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>being submissive
>against a woman's nature
retard

>autistic and not just german
One and the same, really.

Hmm I don't think you're as experienced as you think - or you're certainly not as impressive as you imagine - in some situations people do this sort of thing as a sort of escape from a deep-seated impulse to control things around them - it's something she does through sex herself.

They havent invented porn yet either user. Im convinced they reproduce through rape by imigrants and dont know what consensual sex is.

you're a virgin

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
SLAP SLAP SLAP
und das heißt
SLAP SLAP SLAP
EEEERIKA
SLAP SLAP SLAP

Why haven't you put a baby in her you pathetic faggot?

lmao you're deeply autistic mate

>encouraging the making of bastard children

>fucking russian girl
>with each thrust my bank account number gets lower and lower
>suddenly her entire family is moving in with us
pass