This game redpilled an entire generation

the germans held that land during the roman times
slavs come from the steppe north of the caucasus, they're scythians/sarmatians

this game made me realize how scary white people really are.

>genocides natives
>heh nothing personal kid

Dumb user tries to justify the hundreds he spent on a game that doesn't need that much DLC

Nice d&c schlomo.

>Ancient Roman sources refer to the Early Slavic peoples as Veneti, who dwelled in a region of central Europe east of the Germanic tribe of Suebi, and west of the Iranian Sarmatians in the 1st and 2nd centuries AD.[11][12] The name Veneti seems to be related to Latin venus, -eris ('love, lovable, friendly'). The Slavs under name of the Antes and the Sclaveni first appear in Byzantine records in the early 6th century. Byzantine historiographers under emperor Justinian I (527–565), such as Procopius of Caesarea, Jordanes and Theophylact Simocatta describe tribes of these names emerging from the area of the Carpathian Mountains, the lower Danube and the Black Sea, invading the Danubian provinces of the Eastern Empire.

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No, Crusader Kings 2 did

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Given the state of modern industry, it's either DLC:s every now and then or regular full priced sequels. Not saying it isn't overpriced, because it is. Also a bit too frequent to my tastes, Europa Universalis 3 had four yearly expansions.

White people not scary. You a lil bithc.

>I never understood how Greeks could fuck up their economy so badly

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EUIV is great, but Victoria II is the best.

the Veneti are balts, not east or south slavs

Playing this game right now lol

Slavs are derived from balts numbnuts

too fucking hard

great game

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Eu4 is what introduces you to Victoria 2

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>tfw can name all the bumfuck nowheres of Europe now

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victoria 2 has some pretty retarded mechanics
>can't tax your people over 33% until your research this specific technology
fucking stupid
CK2 has the best technology mechanics so far, but EU4 institutions are pretty good too

>he actually believes this

>wikipedia rampages
what?

>not buying dlc on steam sales for 75% off

The original XCom actually taught me the most about geography.

Finally let me unleash my true white nature and colonize and subjegate Africa and massacre the natives in the americas. 16/15 based and redpilled

Most, if not all Jow Forums users have played Paradox games.

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get the gold mines in Africa. no need for the rest of the shithole.

I love it how you start gassing even your own rebels after inventing gas attack, and it's always automatically used even if you're playing as a egalitarian democracy.

The baltic and slavic languages have the same root

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just finished a vic2 game playing china

once you westernise it's easy mode. so much economy

Those extra merchants from trade companies are pretty sweet, but money does lose it's worth quite quickly for pretty much any smart colonizing nation.

>find an interesting thing in the game
>look it up on wikipedia to find out what it is
>could be anything ranging from the Iberian wedding to the political structure of the Aztecs
>spend hours looking shit up on wikipedia, going from hyperlink to hyperlink
>look at clock
>4 am

>buying paradox games
>buying games at all

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it literally splits the baltic and slavic languages lmao

Thank god creamapi exists

You see cockroaches though

I was ADDICTED to playing EU2 for over a decade, then tried 3 and thought it was a downgrade. Really curious to try 4

Yes the balts stayed behind and became irrelevant cucks while their slav brothers spread out and dominated most of Europe

kek'd hard

Creamapi is for multi?

it's still better then spending those hundreds on CoD, AssasinCreed or other shity arcades that teach you nothing and gets boring after 2 weeks of playing

>dominated most of Europe
this is what slavs actually believe

It activates DLCs with legit copy

The final version of 3 was pretty good in my opinion, but I never played 2

Can confirm. Paradox turned me from an agnostic atheist to a traditionalist catholic.

What about it toothpaste, not only do slavs control most of Europe geographically but slavs will continue to exist in to the future while your women are busy getting blacked

>buy the new dlc every 3 months, goy. only 19.99.

Victoria 2 and HOI3 were their best games. CK2 is an easy game for your average larper. EU4 is okay after 5 years and hundreds of dollars of dlc and HOI4 is a fucking mess for brainlets.

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i started with EU1. you were only able to play as 1 of 8 different nation-states. it was almost like a beta version of the eventual game

Nah man its all about the slave provinces.

I like the region specific dlcs since it adds a couple hours of game play for me to really explore a revamped region. I'm excited for playing as Brittain in Dharma and finally conquer them poos.

Couple hundred hours of gameplay***

also do the new versions have the 'fantasia' mode? it was a blast doing those and just trying to speed-colonize everything.

>slavs control most of Europe geographically
kek

you'd be better off playing as Britain before Dharma, they're no doubt going to make Indians OP with this update and it's going to require another DLC to fix it in 3 months

Kek, the current release still feels like a Beta. At least they finally got multiplayer networking working good.

I always culture convert the dutch when the burgundian inheritance fires.

It's true bud, but shouldn't you get back to prepping the bull? Be careful if you don't do it then your government is going to put you in jail for racism!

That's what I am hoping for. I want the challenge. The new buy trade company provinces mechanic should make it easier to gain a foothold in India.

All grand strategy that's not Viccy 2 is shite thb.

Oh the sad meme flag.
Start cleaning my toilet polakke.

>being this assblasted that you're among the lowest iq population in europe

this.

Pretty sure that's not a custom for bulls to do sorry bud you're just going to have to suck my cock while I fuck your wife
Germanics are the lowest IQ group in Europe since they're so dumb that they're willingly committing racial suicide.

No food for this one.

>>can't tax your people over 33% until your research this specific technology
What? There is literally no mechanic like that. Techs only increase your efficiency of tax collection, but your tax rate is limited by your ruling party and its economic policy.

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>I never understood how Greeks could fuck up their economy so badly

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No thanks hans I don't need any snacks while I fuck your wife, just stick to sucking my cock

Underrated.
Especially since it comes from a Sven.

Serb or Greek? Hard to say.

Take this.

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The only thing Crusader Kings taught me is that it's a good idea to have a big pool of daughter-concubines and to boil your vassals' babies alive to keep them from fucking with you twenty years down the line.

Is Hearts of Iron IV any good?

I want to RP as Romania or an alt-history fascist South Africa and save Hitler from his own autism.

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>Be me.
>Be nub.
>Get in war.
>take (((loans))) to pay for soldiers and mercs.
>takes generations to pay off, even if I win.
>i realize this happened to the US in Iraq and Afganistan
>realize im fucked

the worst part is only non-white "hordes" can use the raze feature. I find this disturbing that somehow europeans forgot how to raze cities.

I want to conquer a city and be able to enslave every citizen, salvage every piece of working metal, every tool, every usable structure, then raze their shitty civilization to the ground and make european cathedrals in Timbuktu

The thing about HOI4 is the mods.

Old World Blues, if you're into the Fallout universe, is unsurpassed.

triangle trade

>not shaking down your neighbors for shekels regularly
especially if you're playing in the hre, the hansa states are your piggy banks
if you're powerful enough to tackle china, your economic worries are gone

Take this.

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(You) assigned properly.

BICE mod, Rt56, HoI4 Expanded 1.5 are some that make the game feel like they put some effort into it.

se bellum ipsum alet

what do you mean?

I don't think, but there seems to be a mod for it
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I learned more about history from EU4, CK2, and Victoria 2 in a year than I ever did in like 8 years of history classes in public education.

You do realise that paradox releases half the DLC for free right?

Not a good logic. By that logic slavs and hungarians would be kicked out of europe. And depending how further back you go only proto europeans with the l2 haplogroup would be left in europe because they were in europe before r1b and r1a came(slavs and us western europeans)...and thats just romania and some people parts of serbia and some parts of croaria I think

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My sleeping pill are red so you're not totally wrong.
>playing cartography simulators

You can scorch earth on enemy provinces.

based and redpilled

now they made it a temporary debuff which gives to you and takes from them very little (and costs battlemana)

The nomads actually get monarch points, kill sizable populations, and instantly loot the province.

>Bulgaria
ajajajajaja

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This. Europoors are so arrogant and think they deserve to be known about.

You're not curious about the origins of civilization? I expected more of you being a ((white)) man.

I'm at the verge of completely conquering western Europe as well as the entirety of the Americas