Holy shit Boomer twitter is pure gold tonight *chef’s kiss*
Burning my Jordan’s to own the libs
Liam Garcia
Gavin Carter
But you already paid for them.
Isaiah Kelly
These people are truly galaxy brain levels of stupid
Xavier Phillips
Lmao what next? They might burn down their neighborhoods in protest?
Grayson Jenkins
The economic model is such that these guys (((Nike))) probably need more than one pair off over the lifetime of their deal customer. They could justify debt this way. These could as well be pictures of Nike's share price, they trade at 70 times earnings.
Jace Stewart
It's to flex on blacks dumbass.
Chicago PD set up a sting with a bait truck full of Jordan boxes. They were scolded because blacks LITERALLY CANNOT RESIST JORDANS. Burning them is a next level flex on blacks who could never bring themselves to do that.
Aiden Evans
Boomer reactions are always stupid, but Nike really fucked up. They're leaning 100% into being a brand for niggers. Seems like a weird choice for such a popular brand. Maybe they think it won't hurt them among white people at all.
Jack Price
Kek, now that’s what I call “stuntin” on them there ho’s
Lucas Nelson
Wow. Take that black people. These angry white guys that hate you don’t have shoes anymore and they’re out $150, I bet you feel just awful now, don’t you?
Christopher Hughes
>owning the blacks by setting shit you paid for on fire
take THAT, libtards!
Grayson Jackson
Nathan Sanders
I won't burn my nike clothes, because that's my entire wardrobe. But I guess I can get some adidas
Gabriel Ortiz
You do realize boomers are retired now, right?
Eli Collins
Mason Jenkins
Jokes on you, I only wear new balance and dress shoes.
Colton James
I haven't own Nike over 20 years. Shit looks gay as fuck and for some reason never liked the brand.
Josiah Martinez
>Global sportswear empire runs campaign drawing from decades of running culture-defining marketing and analyzing impacts using data models you’re incapable of grasping.
>Jow Forums sperg, “duhrrr they fucked up.”
I’m going to guess Nike knows what they’re doing. Boomers wear New Balance because they can get them in extra wide with Velcro. Nike loses nothing.
John Morales
You should go out and buy some nikes so you can set them on fire to own the libs
Xavier Smith
I thought this was a BLM dumstunt.. 'burn your Jordans for justice'... that crap only works on white SJW's though. Blacks aren't burning Jordans no how.
Jonathan Lee
So -.01% of his wealth. I think he'll be ok.
Grayson Flores
>base business model on nigger purchases
What could go wrong?
Benjamin Hall
Ok, apparently I've been living under a rock. WTF is going on with Nike?
Bentley Roberts
>Meanwhile
And this is the cherry on top
nytimes.com
While the Adidas stocks are soaring all time high
William Butler
They’re pandering to dumb niggers by signing this guy
Carson Hernandez
Boomers are pooping their pants because Nike is using Colin Kaepernik as their Just Do It guy. Burning their Nikes and buying more Nikes to burn them.
The intelligent response is to ignore it and it goes away. Boomer will make this ad campaign very successful.
Dominic Perez
FUBU 2.0
Bentley Williams
Burning shit you already own is a Leftist thing. Don't stoop to their level.
Hudson Butler
White kids buy what black kids make cool. If you left your basement you’d know this.
Andrew Howard
>go to goodwill / thrift store
>buy some $8 pair of Nike's
wow yeah Nike scored BIG on that sale
Charles Campbell
This doesn't make sense to me. Do they really think this kind of gamble is going to pay off? It seems like a completely unnecessary risk. Everything to lose, with very little to gain
Jackson Hernandez
>So -.01% of his wealth. I think he'll be ok.
>shit company
>conservatives burn their shoes because kerfag
>libs burn their shoes because drumpf
Anthony Turner
Drumpfy keeps getting BTFO by antifa's burning trash receptacles.
Chase Bennett
Lol what are you talking about? This is exclusively the behavior of the reactionary suburban dwelling boomer. Don’t you remember a few months back when Keurig pulled their ads from Sean Hannity so they started filming themselves smashing their coffee makers they’d already payed for? Or even back during the Bush era when France refused to join the “coalition of the willing” they were going out and buying bottles and bottles of French wine just so they could film themselves pouring it down the toilet.
This is them in their purest form. This is them doing what they truly love
Liam Taylor
>implying blacks make anything "cool"
Julian Clark
LIBTARDS TROLED ABSOLUTELY EPIC STYLE
Jonathan Scott
>30 year old boomer unironically memeing himself
Kevin Anderson
>having a pair of Nike urban wear rather than adult clothing
Lucas Baker
Well i guess they saw how well Nascar's queat for diversity worked........