True story
>a Russian Jewess born in Israel sucked my dick
Happened about an hour ago. Do I have anything to worry about
True story
Gabriel Johnson
Samuel Gomez
post her feet
Ryan Ramirez
Check bank account.
Tyler Allen
Asher Thompson
I checked my wallet multiple times
Kayden Johnson
She didn’t bite off your foreskin, did she?
Jack Roberts
A lot of lower quality Jewish girls go slumming with the goyim before settling down with high IQ, successful, rich Jewish men. Don't worry. She wont call.
Michael Harris
it was already off. But she did ask me if I was circumcised the other day.
She was really good at sucking dick though and commented that my white male fun tasted good
She sort of looked like a vampire
Cameron Thomas
Is that a giantess?
Kayden Nelson
something like 20% of Israelis speak Russian
its crazy
Jayden Wright
who is THIS?
Anthony Powell
It's like white women and negroes they love to fuck them but don't want a relationship with one
Bentley Evans
That's how they trap your soul. You are forever a shabbos goy now. It's one of the 7 shinny curses.
Nolan Adams
Lol I'm as high of a status white male as any man in the US so I can take whoever I want
Landon Robinson
I don't care
Aiden Lewis
>my white male fun
what?
William Martinez
cum
Lincoln Kelly
90% chance your cock will fall off
Aiden Miller
They swallow, right?
Chase Torres
>born in Israel
We see your flag fine OP
Levi Walker
Yea she kept sucking too. Thought I was gonna die
Christopher Reed
std
Isaac Carter
You've been infected with Judaism. It's an STD. Symptoms develop over the course of a year. It is asymptomatic for the first three months, as the vector needs time to arrive at the brain. Then, you'll find yourself more receptive to immigrants, the gays, and ethnic foods. As you approach the sixth month, cravings for falafel and tacos will blossom into a loathing for white people. Heading into month nine, the bacteria reaches the areas of the brain responsible for financial awareness. Expect to find yourself purchasing socially-aware stocks and attempting to haggle for seemingly inconsequential items such as toothpaste or matzah. Around the 11th month, you will begin to loathe the sight of your own penis. Expect self-mutilation of some form. Self-circumcision is the typical terminal progression of the disease, but outright castration and demands for estrogen happen in a statistically significant fraction of the afflicted.
I'm sorry bro.
Caleb Torres
>fuck russian girl
>it's jewish
lmao it's like having a drink that someone pissed in
t. has actual russian gf
Zachary Wright
can confirm