/ptg/ President Trump General - BRITAIN TRYING TO UNFUCK ITSELF EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>LaborDepVideo: Labor Day 2018: Americas Labor Day 9/2/18
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>Profile of Judge Brett Kavanaugh 9/3/18
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>TrumpTweet: Securing American's Retirement 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump @NC GOP Fundraiser 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump signs EO on Retirement Savings 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump on RFD-TV 8/28/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Charlotte NC 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC for NC 8/31/18
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>This Week @State 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @WH 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Evansville IN 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Throwback Thursday! 8/30/18
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>CBPVid: Fentanyl The Real Deal 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in IN 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump leaves WH 8/30/18
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>VP Pence @American Legion Convention 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Fuck Google 8/29/18
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twitter.com/MEMRIReports/status/1036237434147799040
infobae.com/america/mexico/2017/05/10/mexico-es-el-pais-mas-sangriento-del-mundo-despues-de-siria-23-mil-asesinatos-en-un-ano/
kyma.com/news/man-severely-injured-after-falling-off-30-foot-border-wall/778250982
edition.cnn.com/2017/05/09/americas/mexico-second-deadliest-conflict-2016/index.html
businessinsider.com/iiss-study-mexico-second-deadliest-conflict-zone-not-true-2017-5
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=S024otpADnQ
twitter.com/AnonBabble

a w o o b4 bed

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MAGA

Can't wait for America and Mexico to settle us building The Wall and then our great President publicly amending the deal to make it 10 feet higher- even after its agreed how Mexico willing pay for the wall!

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>last four digits are now years in American history
Who /sons of liberty/ here?

>twitter.com/MEMRIReports/status/1036237434147799040
ONE OF THEM TOLD THE TRUTH, FOR ONCE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*GASP*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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hehehe this would be pretty fuggin' funny.

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awoo is eternal

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Almost reaching the Gold Standard again, thank God

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How's that wall coming along? It's been almost 2 years since Trump became President.

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Except for that part when Lincoln would have gladly sent those niggers back to Africa. The American Civil War being fought over slavery bit really needs to be exposed for the lie it is.

How's pretending to be Mexican going for you?

Wow 1821 Americans hated Mexico then too. Do you even know your own history? Do you know which goat fuckers were where in your worthless land then?

Lads that is beyond pathetic. It would take a literally one person to get a rope and tie it around a fucking tree and toss it to the guy.

How's that More-murders-than-Syria coming along?

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE

But gringo he loves his fresh unleavened maize bread.

delete this, I think we have more murders in all those years than all your wars combined

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What type of pool doesn't have a exit?

We don't have more murders than Syria, Drumpftard. The fuck you talking about? Imma need some source for that shit right now, cause this shit I found (in Spanish) says otherwise, and it's not even close, there were 60,000 murders in Syria compared to 23,000 in Mexico: infobae.com/america/mexico/2017/05/10/mexico-es-el-pais-mas-sangriento-del-mundo-despues-de-siria-23-mil-asesinatos-en-un-ano/

And don't forget, this is all your fault.

Well yes but Brazilians don't usually pretend that their country's cities are good or safe. But Mexicans act like it is a great place to live, something that they are proud of, right up until they run away and move here illegally because they are desperate to leave, and then they do the same pathetic pride thing once they're here.

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i still can't believe /sg/ believes trump and putin are most likely gonna be ordering their militaries to shoot each other in syria. have they forgotten trump has literally stuck his neck out and been reviled by neocons for defending peace and friendship with putin?

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It’s a special one for skaters. There are no steps.

It's our fault your people are low IQ savages?

Coming along fine

kyma.com/news/man-severely-injured-after-falling-off-30-foot-border-wall/778250982

>pic
It's almost impossible to get out of a bowl as tall as you are if it 's icy enough.
I've seen it happen to good athletes.

If you add the number of missing persons here, we are reaching Gulag levels

It's obviously a skate park not a pool, the joke is that literally anyone could just get a running start and make it up the ramp.

>>Norming phase 2 years after Trump.
They'll be back...

Enjoy the ebb for now.

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>in Spanish
>p-please believe I'm mexican

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Wrong.
The nigger gene-pool.
bada bing.

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but how/why did he get in there in the first place?

WHITE PEOPLE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>special one for skaters
That means you can simply run and grab a corner

>1756

Wasn't that the year the Seven Years War started

Arguing with boot licking asspedes is meaningless.

I’m so happy trump and his allies are having so many investigations and stuff literally pathetic :P impeach trump!!! Hehe

I usually don't watch TV but I'm at my boomers parents watching it
There are so many fucking commercials I don't know how people can do this
Also I've noticed that every political ad with a Democrat running doesn't actually say they're a Democrat. Just saw an ad for Sinema (AZ Senate) and it just said "Arizonans deserve healthcare" Sinema for Congress.
Nothing about being a Democrat

Ali opposed the war for moral reasons, it looks like Colin is trying to make bank on outrage. Further, MLK tried to get rights for a whole class of people, Colin wants police to forego training and end up dying to black people while doing their jobs.

I would argue that mandatory bodycam usage has dropped the occurrence of cop on black violence, or rather, we're able to see how things go (that one guy getting killed in his backyard notwtihstanding)

Kids are fucking stupid, man. I know a kid who got stuck in a bowl like that, and he had a tennis scholarship to a school in Washington. He was 6' 3", and a really good athlete. He even got good grades. Kids are just dumb.

He looks healthy enough to be able to rub up unassisted EVEN while it’s wet. I’m 36 and not super athletic and I could get up there.

>But Mexicans act like it is a great place to live
It is, normal people are not affected by the cartels as long as they don't interfere with their business. Normally, the cartels only operate in the extremely small and remote communities, in a big city (like Mexico City, Monterrey, Guadalajara) you won't ever notice 'a cartel,' you won't even notice anyone, there are like 25 million people in Mexico City.

Here, gringo:

edition.cnn.com/2017/05/09/americas/mexico-second-deadliest-conflict-2016/index.html

businessinsider.com/iiss-study-mexico-second-deadliest-conflict-zone-not-true-2017-5

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You're Central though if you're the same user who comes here every night
Life for Mexicans close to the border is hell
I probably live closer to the border and understand the politics better than you do

Oh I didn’t think about Ice. But still:
>Get rope
>Tie around tree
>Toss other end down to guy

Even someone in bad shape could pull themselves up by force. Why do you need the whole fire department

>23 days ago

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Geez just gib the kid a skateboard to get out of that

Could this be?

Maximum soi?

Do you think they can communicate through telepathy?

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>184502496
>Mexican heroes

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TERRY LIVES

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Because most fire fighters don't do a fucking thing on their shift so they get bored
That's why any time something happens you see at least 2 trucks and 4 ambulances even if its a cat stuck in a tree

If by telepathy you mean docking, than the answer is yes.

Looking forward to this kid running for the house when he's old enough

I wouldn't want to be in Jupiter's mind

i just want to feel again

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Time moves so fast now.

Stop drinking
Exercise
Go to bed at a good time

>Go to bed at a good time
it's like you don''t know where you are

What I hate about this more than anything is that Colin Kaepernick wasn't even a good QB. He was pass/run option system QB and teams had figured out if you made him throw then he sucks dick, he was a big distraction but the truth is that he got figured out and would have been a back up or out the league. Think Tim Tebow.

Correct me if I am wrong but Muhammed Ali was the best boxer in the world at the time wasn't he? Him not going to war meant he could go to jail.

This Kaepernick proto-kike is a literal who, the NFL could pay a team to take him and they still wouldn't want him.

but late night /ptg/ is best /ptg/

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He meant he wants a happening, also checked

Try docking, it works for the President of France and America.

its too 8 4 me

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You just asked to feel again, we're all broken on late night /ptg/

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He won't even be running his own house.

For user said wall isn't being built . Here's another drone construction vid.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=S024otpADnQ

>go to bed at a good time
You can't make me

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not I

No more milkies or tendies for you young man.
Say goodbye to your neat buxs.

Everything is a world accomplishment now.

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>it's genuinely baffling to see people who love Muhammad Ali but hate Colin Kaepernick
Not if you actually watch the sport.

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I won't let you take his milkies away.

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when wil this stop

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You've obviously never been near a skate park when it's icy.

Fuck the goose, he's ded to me now.

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That's a fence.

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When two teams of little difference played a hockey game against each other. Riveting story.

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Kaepernigger was the reason I quit watching eggball.
I was a lifetime 9ers fan till they made him QB over Garcia.

>for defending peace and friendship with putin
lol
oh, that's what that was?

when camwhoring becomes shamed by the normiesphere

What's that play called?

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I have explosive diarrhea AMA

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Did you eat Chipotle

they made a movie with a good director and a good actor about the greatest achievement of our civilization and people are butt mad about it

it's amazing this even exists

you've got a great QB now tho

Giving a ball to the crowd

How many years have you been fisting yourself?

I remember a time when /b/tards would not only share stories of their shits but take pictures of the damn things. Step up son

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Not surprising I don't miss it now I don't watch it.

Trump is for dumb people only

Should have put the American Flag right there instead of doing a globalist circlejerk move

Why did gookmoot allow porn ads on my phone?

>about the greatest achievement of our civilization
They're claiming it's not our civilization that did this. They say it's everyone's civilization.

>good actor
>good director
>greatest achievement
>fuck the flag planting tho
What are you, a jew?

You're missing a leaf