Brit/pol/ - The Northener Edition

>'The Army is on ALERT' – no-deal Brexit is 'recipe for DISASTER'
express.co.uk/news/politics/1012401/brexit-news-gina-miller-no-deal-brexit-uk-eu

>Victoria Beckham slips on her wedding dress and old Spice Girls catsuit as she celebrates ten years after her first shoot with British Vogue
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7168223/victoria-beckham-vogue-magazine-wedding-dress-cat-suit/

>Fresh antisemitism row for Labour as controversial activist re-elected to ruling body
metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/fresh-antisemitism-row-for-labour-as-controversial-activist-re-elected-to-ruling-body-7910245/

> Boris Johnson slams Theresa May over Brexit compromise
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6124919/Boris-Johnson-slams-Theresa-Brexit-compromise.html

>Labour must adopt full IHRA antisemitism definition, says Gordon Brown
channel4.com/news/labour-must-adopt-full-ihra-antisemitism-definition-says-gordon-brown

>Pro-Corbyn candidates sweep the board in elections to Labour’s ruling NEC
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2018/09/pro-corbyn-candidates-sweep-board-elections-labour-s-ruling-nec

>Corbyn ally who blamed antisemitism allegations on Jewish 'Trump fanatics' re-elected to Labour's governing body
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-peter-willsman-labour-jewish-trump-fanatics-antisemitism-a8521261.html

>Boris Johnson Brexit article offers 'no new ideas', Downing Street says
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45398095

>Celtic apologise to fans after crush incident before Old Firm game
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45396058

>Fracking investments by council pension funds 'unlawful'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45354668

>Stormont: Main parties meet for first talks since February
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45402345

>Grandmother accused of child porn over nappy rash photos

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strawpoll.me/16395784
independent.co.uk/voices/comment/drinking-while-pregnant-is-not-a-crime-and-never-should-be-9841081.html
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/ted-kaczynski-the-system-s-neatest-trick
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
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reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/9cr91l/my_grandfather_was_in_the_british_navy_here_is_a/e5d7xx3/
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We've gotta protect da gays from dem mooslims lads, waddaya think?

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11:33

youtube.com/watch?v=bGLuEhAkpaI

Votes at 16.

You are now aware that regional newspapers across the country will be dead in less than a decade.

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Votes at 16
BUT
White males only

Fair compromise?

Fucking trinity mirror brought them all then ruined them all

No because there's no logical reason for 16 being the low-point.

Votes at 14.

It's fine, though, as we'll have an expanded BBC NewsBeat™ output that keeps us informed of issues relating to us trending on social media:

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45389787

It does make me wonder what the mass-media will do once social media inevitably collapses in on itself. Me and dozens of people I know have already abandoned Facebook over the past 12 months.

Redpill me on this man

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schizophrenia
He's Britain's very own Terry A Davis (God rest his soul)

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YEA OW TRU WERKIN CLASS LADS WOOD VOTE JEZZA CUZ WE'RE GONNA KICK OWT THEM TOREH NONCES FROM THEH SOUF

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>controls high wycombe with a fair but iron fist

They were kept alive by classified advertising, which has been destroyed by the internets.

Votes at 12!
youtube.com/watch?v=3vq-asDm8wg

That's an insult to Davis. Davis was a genius. That guy who sings and plays the piano is not.

If anyone's interested Jow Forums has put together a 700GB archive of Terry's live streams and videos.

strawpoll.me/16395784
strawpoll.me/16395784
strawpoll.me/16395784

>rothschilds bow to the Deanos

>in contact with ngubu

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>controls essex with a fair but iron fist

>own JD sports all over the south east

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Barrets Oaks will be be the first city)

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Mixed Race Babies

>both brothers said to have 80+ IQ

>ancient Indian scriptures tell of a absolute mad lad who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own McDonald franchises around the world

>You likely have Nandos inside you right now

>The Deanos are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

>They learned fluent Estuary english in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Deanos. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only 43 spruce avenue

>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

>The Deanos will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and peng tings

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independent.co.uk/voices/comment/drinking-while-pregnant-is-not-a-crime-and-never-should-be-9841081.html
>To hold pregnant women legally accountable for the healthy development of their fetus is plain wrong

We have collapsed already. Sure, some more of the rubble might settle, but we have already collapsed.

>Ann Faredi is the chief executive of the British Pregnancy Advisory Service

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Why do so many of these Brits have Chinese eyes wtf.

fetal alcohol syndrome

If you truly believe there's no political solution as you claim, then what significance is it to you to ruminate over and discuss something like this, Faux Intellectual?

>All of us in modern society are hemmed in by a dense network of rules and regulations. We are at the mercy of large organizations such as corporations, governments, labor unions, universities, churches, and political parties, and consequently we are powerless. As a result of the servitude, the powerlessness, and the other indignities that the System inflicts on us, there is widespread frustration, which leads to an impulse to rebel. And this is where the System plays its neatest trick: Through a brilliant sleight of hand, it turns rebellion to its own advantage.

>Many people do not understand the roots of their own frustration, hence their rebellion is directionless. They know that they want to rebel, but they don't know what they want to rebel against. Luckily, the System is able to fill their need by providing them with a list of standard and stereotyped grievances in the name of which to rebel: racism, homophobia, women's issues, poverty, sweatshops…the whole laundry-bag of "activist" issues.

>Huge numbers of would-be rebels take the bait. In fighting racism, sexism, etc., etc., they are only doing the System's work for it. In spite of this, they imagine that they are rebelling against the System. How is this possible?

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>So, in a nutshell, the System's neatest trick is this:

>For the sake of its own efficiency and security, the System needs to bring about deep and radical social changes to match the changed conditions resulting from technological progress.

>The frustration of life under the circumstances imposed by the System leads to rebellious impulses.

>Rebellious impulses are co-opted by the System in the service of the social changes it requires; activists "rebel" against the old and outmoded values that are no longer of use to the System and in favor of the new values that the System needs us to accept.

>In this way rebellious impulses, which otherwise might have been dangerous to the System, are given an outlet that is not only harmless to the System, but useful to it.

>Much of the public resentment resulting from the imposition of social changes is drawn away from the System and its institutions and is directed instead at the radicals who spearhead the social changes.

>Of course, this trick was not planned in advance by the System's leaders, who are not conscious of having played a trick at all.

theanarchistlibrary.org/library/ted-kaczynski-the-system-s-neatest-trick

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How long til the Love Island contestants take over Majorca in an armed uprising and establish the Deanostate

Is the Ted Pill the final pill?

>implying brit/pol is populated by intellectuals

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washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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>turn up for work
>gaping hole in the plate glass door
>CSI dusting for stuff
>manager says come back tomorrow
I don't think anything was nicked but it's pretty insulting for that to have happened anyway.
Damn drunk Mirpuri faggots.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PH1EMovqEJY

youtube.com/watch?v=7aJbmEmAF-Q

SCORE SAM
FAKIN
GOALS

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How long 'til you talk about something worthwhile you fat, useless fuck? What the hell is "Love Island?"

meep meep

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>Boris Johnson
Who is this guy?

A very committed troll.

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

I'm an officer on the Air Assault Task Force. We're not on alert, the express is talking shit.

and before you ask why my flag is Iceland ask yourself why you're so fucking retarded

In terms of worldly affairs, yes. There is no better explanation of what's happening and where we're heading. I do not say that lightly. These theories have been been battle-tested and hardened for over 20 years and stand up to far more scrutiny than the shills and morons here have ever been able to provide it.

Otherwise, the final pill is spirituality, which I will not discuss here.

I didn't imply that, they imply it themselves with their behaviour. The man I was replying to is a perfect example.

This place ebbs and flows like the tide. No use fighting it. Just post what you feel needs saying and ignore the rest. There are always lurkers ready to listen.

Victoria Derbyshire giving time to open relationships so that sluts and cheats can spread their degenerate lifestyle

>implying that the lowest common denominator isn't their actual demographic

Daytime tv innit. What do you honestly expect?

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i have no expectations left for the bbc, but i'm still disgusted when i see it

Before it's too late!

STOP WASTING TIME!

STOP WATCHING TELEVISION!

STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE CELEBRITY SHILLS AND RETARDS!

HURRY UP!

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That program is like a mental test, how long can you last?

I haven’t been able to watch it since they had a debate panel of mostly women talking about climate change, who all agreed with each other.

>Northerner

Whenever I hear this word, my mind conjures up images of an obese, bald, middle aged gentleman of sub-middling intelligence, dressed in a too-small football T-shirt (so that his Carling-filled stomach sticks out from beneath). I imagine him in a pub somewhere, communicating with his fellow eggheads in that incomprehensible gibberish so typical of the northern type. I picture his fat, berry-coloured cheeks, bouncing uncontrollably with every poorly-articulated word. In my head, I can hear his voice--that hoarse, rasping voice--churning out nonsense in the local vernacular, more often than not pertaining to some rubbish he saw on television or the latest "Big Brother goss" he read in the Daily Star. Alternatively, on match days, the northerner will blubber non-stop about "the footeh". He prides himself on being able to recite the names of all the players on his favourite team; to the casual observer, this activity could be easily mistaken for the chants of an African tribe. After a busy day of drinking, he waddles home to his council house. Upon staggering through the door, his obese pig of a wife, lounging on the sofa eating a multipack of Walkers, enthusiastically beckons him over. She shows him a picture their daughter has sent them of her and her newly-wed husband--Clarence Goodluck Adebayo--on their honeymoon in Benidorm. Something seems to stir the female northerner and she whispers, saucily, to her husband "fancy sum roompy-pumpy, eh luvver?". Without hesitation, the male heaves his obese carcass onto his wife's. Cries of "OOH YES LUVVER!" and "YOU DIRTY FUCKER" sound throughout the house.

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We know, but thank you anyway.

This.

Stop watching television you fucking moron.

>the unibomber schizo is back
do 1 u fakin nonce

Nothing of value was lost. Most their target demographic is dying or dead now.

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G...Guns, no-one cares Edition
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Make us, sockpuppet. We will destroy you like we have destroyed all the other opposition we encounter. The list is long.

Scared to use your trip, faggot?

Soldier silhouettes broken in rochdale, I wonder who is behind this?

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It's not surprising after how badly we BTFO him a day or so ago. Even Eddie put up a better fight, and we BTFO him hundreds of times.

Meant for

Do any of you have hopes for this countries future?

Yesterday there was footage of a daycare here in Guernsey on local news, of the 10 kids shown 7 were non white. There's literally no escape, half this island is 60+ and we have an abysmal birth rate already yet the next generation could easily be majority non white.

What is the endgame of Tedlarpers?

Start doing drugs

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fake xanax hahahahahah

Reminder that "Goalposting" and "Northerner" is just as much a racial insult as "Gammon" is, and is further proof of how you've been turned against your own group and convinced to hate them.

>Fake
Lol no

Yeah, that was embarrassing. Kill him next time. He's weak. He can't handle it.

>he still doesn't understand
Kill yourself.

Dont you have loads of portugeese too?

What's the endgame of fat virgins writing fanfiction for abominable television programmes? Our intentions are clear. Ask yourself what YOUR endgame is. You are a pointless, directionless slave to a system you despise, but you're too much of a pathetic weak willed coward to do or say anything about it. You disgust me.

???

Steerpike BTFO.

You're out of your depth. Fuck off.

Ok...

Social satire and the constant exploitation of the eternal north/south divide is hardly proof of a nefarious plot. Does get boring though, I'll give you that. The whole *eddie* tripfag saga just put me completely to sleep.

The northerner posting was a shill campaign

Fucking based

let's get a conservative PARTY going in here

youtube.com/watch?v=gGtOT1tIAwg

lol stewart lee wrote this

In a pure numbers game, yes. But this was predicted by people like Gobineau in the last century. I suspect we are just at the high water mark of post-industrial decline and its demographic consequences. I still see very little evidence that technology and social change won't rectify matters in the future, to our advantage. Eventually the music just stops.

You want to convince anons who can't survive a day without a pot noodle to go and live in the woods.

I quite like Ted's ideology, but you have to recognise he's an incel virgin savant and the majority will never follow his ideas even if they agree with them.

The whole thread stinks on glow in the dark niggers .

As are you
If you're the original tedposter then you're a LARPer

You just copy and paste blocks of text on the internet

T H I N G S

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CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Somehow May and Corbyn make Mr. Cool Brittania look less awful in retrospect.

I reckon he'd read it out from a post-it note, chastise the audience for laughing at it, turn it into a critique of the superiority and smugness of Southerners, then go into a bit about how the South is pathetic and middle class and white and votes Conservative. And that's probably 70 minutes of material for him once you throw in the callback jokes and masturbatory reflective "look i'm being satirical but it's literally going over all of your heads" shite. He's too predictable

Blair managed to start two expensive foreign wars and then get a third majority in the 2005 election
May took a 25% poll lead and shat out a minority government through sheer incompetence

reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/9cr91l/my_grandfather_was_in_the_british_navy_here_is_a/e5d7xx3/

>>>>>>>brits today

Agreed. It's just chiliastic pseudo-religious nonsense. Literally a cult. American intellectual thought always invariably terminates there. It's because they simply have no instinctive cultural and societal norms to stop them from embracing religious millenial extremism when confronted by socio- economic and political chaos. We on the other hand have a welter of non-religious and practical solutions backed up by long history and tradition. When confronted by far-reaching problems we calmly muddle on through not head for the hills like lunatics .

Draw one of these but with them in a white transit van

Lmao the absolute STATE of tedposters.
They think you're me.

>(Just so we’re clear: yes to freedom and NHS and being resilient and looking after refugees, no to fascism and bigotry and isolationist propaganda. In case you demented right wing fucks never understood. The people that actually fought knew you fucks well. And despised you. And I know you too. If I could chuck you into the sea I fucking would.)

>I hate you right wing racist brexit bastards. You are everything that destroys our country. You are the reason we are not patriotic. You forsake the mosques that deter evil and look after young men (even """white""" atheists like me) you allow the harboring of bigotry and evil within our country when we were meant to protect. You spit at the graves of so many countries that fought tooth and nail so we could be free. The polish that helped break the enigma code. The squadrons that never rested from Poland all the way through to the infantry from the African continent and to the west indies fighting amongst our American brothers. The Australian and Canadians (I’m told they were fierce than you could imagine and crazy to boot) the Indian and So many East Asian. The Spanish and French. So many died so we could be without industrialised fucking genocide and slavery. You are the ravenous scum I could barely approach to wipe from my boot.

Christ what a cunt.

Tommy R is not saying anything of the sort lad.

i truely think this is someone not on their meds, surely noone is this insane

Accusing poor anonymongs of being me. That's how I know I've done a number on you.

He is right about the Brits hating Poles tho.

all brits hate poles, wasting men on you in ww2 was the dumbest shit we did

I wonder what an abomination capable of such rambling insanity looks like. It has to be sóy incarnate.

should see the rest of the thread, it gets better

I dunno about that, Corbyn has far more redeeming qualities than Blair.