Be Australia

>be Australia
>build tank
>put a cock on the front
why?

Attached: E1949.354_Australian Cruiser Mark 1 Tank_Sentinel_2014_9056-E6.jpg (734x489, 78K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/-P1PZtZCup8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

water-cooled machine gun

that's the most important part

That's not a cock. THIS is a cock.

Attached: images (11).jpg (261x400, 18K)

It's for drinking from

So they can fuck you while running you over.

>Be Australia
Kind of answered your own question, mate.

>most important part
>in front of the tank so everyone can see it
that's some good engineering design right here

Attached: 1510528491334.gif (327x194, 3.92M)

lel

Ahhahahahahaa

That’s hilarious.

Lel I got the Croc Dundee reference

Why? Is that for a mg?

Attached: 1535087172267.jpg (337x372, 23K)

so everyone can see your huge errection, you noticed it is articulated.

I'm dead

Attached: 1355419217289.jpg (3418x3977, 2.02M)

>be ausfag
>be tank
>have chode
why even live

Because Australians are God's chosen people cunt
Also this

Attached: 1530312280431.jpg (1024x720, 208K)

Australia, I salute you!

Attached: 1511408987811.gif (285x171, 982K)

All ozzy fighting vehicles must be fitted with prominent benis. The emus added it as a clause in their terms when accepting the surrender because they are mad cunts.

Holy fuck!

Attached: 1535999227703.jpg (161x250, 5K)

Cause the aussies got fuck new Zealand when they invade.

"By the time the fighting really got going against the Japanese, the Americans and British had started producing tanks of their own in large numbers and to a standard design.

"So it just simply didn't make sense for Australia to continue to produce their own tank."

The closest any Sentinel tank ever came to seeing actual military service was in the shooting of the film The Rats of Tobruk.

Bantz even in death

Fucking kikes! They stopped us from using the chode tanks

Holy shit i'm so dead hahahahha

>be American
>best space agency known to man
>land on new planet
>put a cock on it

Attached: mars cock.jpg (620x372, 72K)

:DDDDD

Attached: 1536015844314.gif (350x195, 797K)

is very effective

Attached: qymsbnoaeg-1531838903.jpg (1200x630, 41K)

imagine getting blown to pieces by a dick gun

>when the girl you're following on instagram finally posts her feet pics

Attached: 6784674667.jpg (251x242, 7K)

shut up America, nobody cares about Your fake planets

america unironically also placed a drawing of a cock and balls (by andy warhol) on the moon during one of the apollo missions.

Success breeds jealousy. Couldn't hear you from space, earth-nigger.

Attached: buzz aldrin.jpg (405x665, 41K)

Shitposting is in our nature.

Attached: The Frog and the Shitpost.png (1225x496, 99K)

>Americans and Australians putting cocks everywhere
>Swedes taking their cocks away

Another reason why us Anglos will always be superior to the Aryans

Attached: swedish coat of arms.jpg (350x167, 16K)

Hey, that's the AC-1 Sentinel from The Tank Museum in Bovington, England.

*Redownloads world of tanks*

Attached: 1532889586027.jpg (1024x782, 74K)

Lol WoT is pleb tier, Warthunder tank battles are a true patrician's sport.

At least you'll die laughing

how the fuck are you supposed to aim that thing?

>Warthunder
>where tanks from the 1940s fights tanks from the 1970

Target practice

Attached: Toilet_370x580.jpg (363x577, 155K)

War Thunder is shit and gaijin makes Wargaming look generous and responsible.

youtu.be/-P1PZtZCup8

Attached: 1530380783823.jpg (378x396, 14K)

Australians are proof God has a sense of humour, truly

Attached: 60e16b56afa0cc8756386ffb38af6712a207b68154f6d50c7e93863c6090181e.gif (280x235, 1.91M)

Fuckin aussies kek

Attached: D0BC132F-4824-4B99-B52D-D0312FDAA6C7.jpg (720x719, 191K)

Tracers. Hull MG is for suppression pretty much. Co-ax is for actually trying to hit.

You know for the lol's

Attached: abbo.jpg (640x480, 51K)

Fear the limp baby dick

It's an anti-emu gun.

Sometimes even I am blown away by how great we are.

didn't help, straya still lost to birds

Attached: emu war.jpg (980x2985, 1.26M)

Attached: tenor.gif (160x130, 687K)

Attached: 1518211815141.jpg (500x666, 106K)

*blocks your path*

Attached: 800px-Vespa_militare2.jpg (800x565, 92K)

Attached: 1500776217518m.jpg (1024x817, 121K)

Cunt on holiday here, I was at the tank museum just the other week and when I saw this thought it was a penis gun but thought I was just being a sick cunt and nobody else saw it.

Australians are based and redpilled.

>And the wild Jow Forumsommando is spotted far from the safety of his treadhead general thread.
>dont move and dont mention Rhodesia too loud or you will have a dragon dildo launched at you via rpg.

Attached: 1531094615038m.jpg (953x1024, 153K)

Attached: 88-Flak-3.jpg (850x553, 38K)