Fins expect girls to make the first move

>Be Finn
>Perkele!
>Watch Hockey
>Saatana!
>Drink a few Koff/Karjala and chase it with kossu
>Voi Vittu!
>Go have a sauna
>Find a Russian in sauna
>Saatana!
>Stab Russian to death with Great Grandfather's puukko he carried in jatkosota
>Grunt with satisfaction
>Enjoy sauna
>Go drink 4 pots of coffee while reminiscing about 1995
Make an Apu meme

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Were american we dont care

Honour and Respect the noble Forest Elves.

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tis is tru

I forgot an EBIN!

What happened in 1995?

The Greatest Finnish victory since Raate Road.

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shut up meme faggot you clearly spent the past 15 years on Jow Forums

No, moniko sinun sedistäsi on tehnyt itsemurhan tänä vuonna?

what are these finfags doing? lining up for a relay?

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and now you know how orcs were created

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lol that five head.

Well when every finn has a 10head like that who would want to date in contemporary mongolian society?

This is the most beautiful bus stop I've ever seen. Clearly I was born in the wrong nation. How do I get Finns to accept me as one of their own when vodka is so fucking disgusting?

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((( My fellow american )))

Orcs from the land of Ruotsi were the original. These in your pic are Uruk-hai.

Jesus, the size of her forehead. I cant fucking unsee it.

Are you autistic and shun human contact?

>tfw no strong autistic finn bf

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>tfw no 2012 European Kiira Korpi model sex robot

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Honestly have a thing for Finnish women.

Can I come over and fuck your women?

youtube.com/watch?v=d1h1FmIw9qw

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>>Fins expect girls to make the first move
Based & redpilled

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>What kind of a head is this ?
my first thought as well

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Waiting for the bus. Finns are such spergs that "personal space" equals 20 yards

That's not a Finn you goddamn stupid piece of subuman shit.

I like it, the alternative is a Chinese insect breathing on you when there is tons of space around you.

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I'm planning on an hero-ing by "Suicide by Finn." I'm going to go to Finland, stand a meter from random Finns and strike up conversations with them.

If that doesn't work, I'll get on a bus and sit next to one of them when there's plenty of empty seats.

See you, Space Cowboys.

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see you in space bro I'm gunning for 1st Living King of Mars

> because I dream it today, it could happen tomorrow

y'all better start dreaming bigger too if you want more than jewish bagles and rent

Muttmericans are upset at the fact that they are ruled by a finnish president.

I like Fins, they are like more autistic and smarter version of Lithuanians

They don't even accept their own as their own.

Don't worry about learning Finnish, you'll never have to strike up a conversation over there

Does Finland have a lot of Greeks over there? Or is this guy just a tourist?

>They don't even accept their own as their own.
The Northern Savo people are Finnish freaks. They take 5 minutes to say what a normal Finn can gesture with a simple grunt.

>communicating with grunts
At least caveman culture didn't die out

>ruled by a finnish president
not so sure bout that

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>*shrugs*
>*Goes back to drinking a 12 pack of Olvi III and thinking about herring.*

It's just memes, Finns are fairly social. Go to any Baltic country and you won't find a single cashier who greets you.

Then why do they keep saying that Trump is finnished?

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(((they))) say lots of things, don't (((they))) ?

>Fins expect girls to make the first move
What a bizarre thing to say. In my experience Finnish girls are the worst kind of 'the guy does everything' dumb broads there are. You can't even gauge their interest before you move in, because they never give any signals whatsoever. A lot, more than half, of the ones I've had have also been terrible in bed.

Finland should have the panda as their national animal.

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Tämä herrasmies maksaa kaiken.

who gives a shit we talk to girls when we're drunk and we ignore them the rest of the time... like its supposed to be..

>Finnish women are majestic things. Without fail. Like I challenge you to find me an ugly Finnish woman, I'm telling you, they don't exist, and to be honest it's really annoying.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU WHORE
GO BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAH

Finland sounds like an aquatic theme park.

Nah, it should be the Saimaa Ringed Seal. Only found on Järvi Saimaa, it is only one of three species of freshwater seals in the world.

I want to see one crushed in a hydraulic press.

yes you can come and rape them kill them we dont give a shit

What are you trying to write?

"This Gentleman will pay for everything." What did I botch?

I like finland now.
I have no idea who they were but now I see they're good dudes.
They aren't thirsty, they have a good custom in place. Also they're so boring it's funny

I don't get your point in either language

you had it right

What all Finnish women say.

>Järvi Saimaa

>Go back to South Africa

she was killed in a Farm attack recently

Minkä takia Jow Forums on täynnä näitä suomiboo amerimutteja?

bitch is sporting that Hugo Weaving hairline, yikes. sucks to be her

would still cum on that giant forehead though

Why wouldn't we love an autistic nation?

This.

because we hate you

Finns look as white as they come and murimutts are falling into mongoloid meme. It's really funny. Only people who have a tiny bit of mongol genetics are Saamis, but they never claim top be part of Finnish national identity anyways.

In theory it's not irrational or unmanly for the girl to make the first move because the girl has all the power, she is the seed receptacle that has the burden of having a very very expensive sexual function (pregnancy and taking care of child) and therefore she is the one who gives access to the poon-tang or not. Man just want to spread the seed and have a very very cheap sexual function.

Furthermore rejection scares a man more than a woman as rejection strikes at the core of our manhood.

amerimutts are fucking imbeciles who fall for every meme about europe

Why a whole meter? Pretend to be one of those really weird guys that stands like a foot away from someone when you talk to them.

indeed

This is Jow Forums we all hate each other anyway.

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>Fins expect girls to make the first move
Now thats a load of fucking bullshit.

I probably should have been born a Finn.

why should americans care about worthless backwaters like finland

No I mean Finns are the most xenophobic people in the world and we really just want to be left alone

This. Stop caring about us. Nice get.

he posts on Jow Forums, what do you think???

I care about yall though finbro. :3

Sounds lovely.

fuck you, Megamind

>>Fins expect girls to make the first move

Probably because fins are smart. What this actually means is that women have to throw the dog a bone. Women tend to think they can flick their hair and just LOOK and not say 'hi', women like that tend to expect men to do all the work. It's fucking dire, we have that in the south of england. In the north they will say hi, but then you have the problem that they are northerners.

Women, throw the dog a bone, say hi, and smile, men will do the rest. Or if they have other stuff on their mind, it will take a day or two to process what just happen, and don't fucking act all not interested if you're interested you fucking retard. Grow up.

You hate almost everything

Great Nationalist and Male Supremacist Kekkonen protected Finland from (((Americanism))) this is the reason why Finland is not Sweden tier yet.

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yo = Yes
o' = Yes/It is
e' = I don't
tä = What?
mä = Me
me = We
mu = Mine
'os = Thanks
kite = Most probably
'tu = Fuck

Old pic now those empty spaces have been filled with somaliniggers.

lmao

white women suck
can't cook
can't clean
can't even suck dick right
MGTOW or asian is the only way

Most accurate description of Finland ever made

What happens if you give a finnish person a hug?

Stop, autist. You may be autistic but you are autistic in a different way. You are not like Finns.

yes we do

We are neutral and isolationist we will never succumb to shitty americanism although we have a lot of swedes promoting it

So I shouldn’t come for a visit?
Vodka, cold wastelands, and colder people make me homesick.

I'm getting on a plane to hug you. See you soon user.

Can i come pls

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Oh! Let me come with you, after the bro-hugs on the Spurdö, let's drag him on to a party boat, get wasted, get more wasted in Tallinn and find some Russians to throw empties at! That will cheer Mr. Cranky up! Finns love throwing liquor bottles at Russians!

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