PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAUGH AT HIM EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>LaborDepVideo: Labor Day 2018: Americas Labor Day 9/2/18
youtu.be/IxOnNsTDehA
>Profile of Judge Brett Kavanaugh 9/3/18
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>TrumpTweet: Securing American's Retirement 8/31/18
youtu.be/QKcgFcOC39I
>Pres Trump returns to DC 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump @NC GOP Fundraiser 8/31/18
youtu.be/2Brckl0r_RM
>Pres Trump signs EO on Retirement Savings 8/31/18
c-span.org/video/?450940-1/
>Pres Trump on RFD-TV 8/28/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Charlotte NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/lHqqgQsVPUs
>Pres Trump departs DC for NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/Psx-zUYKGYQ
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>This Week @State 8/31/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @WH 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Evansville IN 8/30/18
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>TrumpTweet: Throwback Thursday! 8/30/18
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>CBPVid: Fentanyl The Real Deal 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in IN 8/30/18
youtu.be/M_VHb3Gz2ZU
>Pres Trump departs DC 8/30/18
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>Pres Trump leaves WH 8/30/18
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>VP Pence @American Legion Convention 8/30/18
youtu.be/T4R6knl480Y
>TrumpTweet: Fuck Google 8/29/18
youtu.be/m3X2P3Yjm40

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new baker needed

HIS NAME

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>how you will interpret the Constitution
YOU DONT INTERPRET IT
YOU READ IT
WHAT DOES IT SAY
THATS THE LAW

Was Sasse being his typical never trump cuck self? Can't watch the stream

Sasse is not based

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Reminder that Andrew Oldham and James Ho should be next SC appointments.

>Sassepedes in the last thread

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MERLIC LANDGAR

His name was Eric Gormond

MUH GARLAND

MAGA

I have a class at 4PM this afternoon and I just checked the teacher's out and found her twitter. First page is something about Trish reagan going after socialism and how a Danish politician BTFO her defending the social safety. Her class is broadly about how the professional world works today. I'm expecting the worst, especially cause we'll have to do some presentations about globalisation and shit like this in front of the class. Should I go full Oligarchic Socialist to please her?

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HIS NAME WAS BEARLICK FARMHAND

Merrick Garland could have been the first woman supreme court justice

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LITERALLY WHO?!

MAGA

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Hey dipshit, the courts are striking down laws based on tangential interpretations of the constitution. That’s why your party is frantically jamming appointment after appointment through because they have been ruling against good laws for minute interpretations that have enormous consequences. These laws related to voting rights and gerrymandering conveniently help your party.

Fucking enough, Republicans. Your lectures fall flat because the bootlicking of Donald freaking Trump has made it very clear what a pathetic situation your party has steered us into the last 30 years.

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MAGA!

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GOOD LUCK AMERICAN FRENS

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Fuck you McCain's ghost, suck it Cindy

Sorry for phone post, yes I need to charge it

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>(((rights)))
>On the other hand, it will be equally forgotten that the vigor of government is essential to the security of liberty; that, in the contemplation of a sound and well-informed judgment, their interest can never be separated; and that a dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the forbidden appearance of zeal for the firmness and efficiency of government. History will teach us that the former has been found a much more certain road to the introduction of despotism than the latter, and that of those men who have overturned the liberties of republics, the greatest number have begun their career by paying an obsequious court to the people; commencing demagogues, and ending tyrants.
>t. alexander hamilton

HIS NAME

How hard will he btfo all of them when he gets to actually speak?

>muh barrak garlman

BREAKING

9 SECONDS AGO

"IF PRESIDENT BASHAR AL-ASSAD CHOOSES TO AGAIN USE CHEMICAL WEAPONS, THE UNITED STATES AND ITS ALLIES WILL RESPOND SWIFTLY AND APPROPRIATELY," SAYS @PRESSSEC IN JUST-ISSUED STATEMENT. #SYRIA

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He’s on the fringe. Hasn’t gotten stabbed in the face enough. Give him 10 years he will be.

>us

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Who do I report a nursing home to lads?

Was visiting an elderly relative over the holiday weekend and it was fucking crazy in there. Literally had old people calling out for help for hours and no AC

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Nah, he called out Dem BS and then pretty much confirmed he would vote in Kavanaugh

>Samantha "Get Their Black Asses Out of My Kids' Classes" Bee

The absolute state of Freedomland politics

>a fucking leaf

Tfw we have to wait 8 years for Stephen Miller to leave the White House to get a real unbiased look at what the Trump White House was like.

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No joke, that asshole had the audacity to say you can't fire bureaucratic glow niggers

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I need a Finnbro to help me out, what does Vitun Kyylä mean in English?

Okay, but what if White Helmets choose Chlorine gas?

I try to argue with the Drumpkins but shit just became boring, I always prove their retarded claims wrong so they end up never replying back. So TRISTEEE!

>Women aren't funn-

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God damn I hope

>G-GORSUCH IS DOING HIS JOB!
And that is why I love him, kill yourself Coons.

>Brett, you're fit for the job
>but we real politically heated right now
>so no

At least this guy is being honest

It will be legendary. They are literally dumping so much shit on him, and he has to take it because this is the fucked up hazing process they go through.

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How mad must the Democrats be right now - given that they could have had an unassailable Liberal majority had Clinton won?

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Gay. Gasover is not meant for this time of the year.

So because of the Woodward book, the MSM is on another round of
>sources say that Trump is dumber than a middle-schooler, yet has been the mastermind of intricate conspiracies to break the law, with INTENT


Good luck with that.

>humanitarian groups are ebil muh bazed mudslime dictator is good and pure and incorruptible

They'll walk out before that.
>member the time McTumor just earlier last year was attempting to brow beat Mattis saying that he don't talk to them and keep them in the loop during a hearing, then McBrain walked out for the remainder of the hearing?
>i member

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It can’t white suburbanites are too densely populated

Release those documents, what is there to hide?

Adult Protective Services for your state.

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The jew running the place.

Now I know why the mexican is here
Every day

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Eisenhower was one of the good Republicans, and in 1960 the parties switched and JFK was a good Democrat! But then in 1963 the parties switched again and LBJ was a bad Democrat! Unfortunately by 1968 no one noticed the parties switched again, and Nixon was a bad Republican!

And we'll all ignore that Clinton swept the South and began the programs that obliterated black families. They were Super Predators, after all. They needed to be brought to heel!

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>hundreds of thousands of documents
Didnt Ted say that not a single one of those documents has his words in them and only the words of other people that talked through him? What exactly would they show. It would just take forever to read nothing about him.

What is this meme? Right wingers love reproductive rights. It's Dems that want to terminate reproduction.

but they have every right to reproduce however they want
>oh you meant the right to kill without consequences

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I'll take 4%+ GDP, thank you.

Ginsburg fucked them hard by not retiring under obama

I just BTFO'ed this fucking beaner faggot so hard her unborn crotch rats will be tasting the tears.

Hell no on Ho
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>Trump is dumber than a middle-schooler
We don't need any sources for that, you just gotta take a look to his Twitter account or watch one of his rallies.

trump should burn all these documents on the front lawn of the white house and then smash all of the servers with hammers

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the police. but you do understand people go crazy in old age? like acid 24/7 crazy

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Still worthwhile and thorough vetting is important. Can do the same things to the Dems as well

>I hope his daughters never have children

>teenage pregnancy is good because it means they can get abortions
The outrageous, insane, ludicrously misanthropic evil of the feministic pro-choice lobby means I will always be pro-life, even if it means less nigger abortions.

this is very boring w/o all the interruptions and bickering

The documents weren't written by him and were meant for the president's eyes only. Not only are they useless but they will never be released for national security reasons. Try harder.

Just look at them... I can't believe how long its taken them to completely understand the totality of their defeat.
>Some kinda salty.

Vityn Kyylä?

Fucking Snooper /Snitch I guess.

If you spelled the latter word correctly..

>merrick garland never asked for this
>but people will still shit on him

lel

AWOO!

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I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

DO IT JACK

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: NEW FLORIDA POLLS FROM GRAVIS MARKETING

GOVERNORS RACE

ANDREW GILLUM (D) 47%
RON DESANTIS (R) 45%

SENATE RACE

BILL NELSON (D) 47%
RICK SCOTT (R) 47%

FOR REFERENCE, LAST TIME GRAVIS MARKETING POLLED THE SENATE RACE, NELSON WAS UP BY 10 POINTS

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>humanitarian group
>al nusra's propaganda arm

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If what the dems saying about kavanaugh is true, he is the best pick fuggin ever

BASED

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>I hope Brett's children kill his grandchildren

Those polls are fake news.

Source: deez nutz

>Gillium is up by 2 points were the difference on the primaries was 120K in favor of Republicans.
I call bullshit.

is that good for R?

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>reee we want to impeach drumpf

stupid bitch thought Hiliary would win
so much for *her* judgment

(((Polls))) are not to be believed. The primary numbers tell the real story.

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>Source: low IQ.

>it's real
>the quote is real

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I don't care what the polls say, Gillum has very little chance of winning here.

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>Still using (deez nuts) joke

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>mexishill has finally given up completely
Do you have any more friends I can conquer?

I do too a negroe extremist isn’t doing what he thinks it is doing

she's talking about her right to receive a worry-free fat load

Do whatever you have to do. Remember, it's all about how hard you polish that apple. Academics don't mean shit anymore. However, it would be too bad if she and her colleagues ended up having to debate Jow Forums.

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>consequenses will never be the same.