Brit/pol/: Northern Cuisine Edition

>'The Army is on ALERT' – no-deal Brexit is 'recipe for DISASTER'
express.co.uk/news/politics/1012401/brexit-news-gina-miller-no-deal-brexit-uk-eu

>Victoria Beckham slips on her wedding dress and old Spice Girls catsuit as she celebrates ten years after her first shoot with British Vogue
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7168223/victoria-beckham-vogue-magazine-wedding-dress-cat-suit/

>Fresh antisemitism row for Labour as controversial activist re-elected to ruling body
metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/fresh-antisemitism-row-for-labour-as-controversial-activist-re-elected-to-ruling-body-7910245/

> Boris Johnson slams Theresa May over Brexit compromise
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6124919/Boris-Johnson-slams-Theresa-Brexit-compromise.html

>Labour must adopt full IHRA antisemitism definition, says Gordon Brown
channel4.com/news/labour-must-adopt-full-ihra-antisemitism-definition-says-gordon-brown

>Pro-Corbyn candidates sweep the board in elections to Labour’s ruling NEC
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2018/09/pro-corbyn-candidates-sweep-board-elections-labour-s-ruling-nec

>Corbyn ally who blamed antisemitism allegations on Jewish 'Trump fanatics' re-elected to Labour's governing body
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-peter-willsman-labour-jewish-trump-fanatics-antisemitism-a8521261.html

>Boris Johnson Brexit article offers 'no new ideas', Downing Street says
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45398095

>Celtic apologise to fans after crush incident before Old Firm game
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45396058

>Fracking investments by council pension funds 'unlawful'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45354668

>Stormont: Main parties meet for first talks since February
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45402345

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first for tripcode

anime

I think im a paid government shill, but im not sure.

What’s she thinking?

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Gina Miller is an absolute cunt, lol.

I like haggis a lot

>find anons
>rent a fucking house
>get work
>pay rent
>anyone asks who you are
>we wuz good boy americans/brits/germans/martians going to church getting them programs
>keep making money
>save money
>get more anons in
>reach out to average family and do normal shit like talk about bullshit stuff while helping clean up the community
>continue under radar until normalised
Discord: /pR436b

who?

Saw her in the meeting room before, she Had a ppt with far too many text animations

Would have been funnier if they left the tray on the pie

repost from Swede thread
Afs today:

> Criminals will no longer be treated with lemonade and cookies, but with batons and 9mm bullets

>AfS will make the Brazilian BOPE look like kindergarten cops compared to the violence they will release on the immigrant infested suburbs when they are in power

>Says that attacks on policemen is a declaration of war and when AfS is in power the Shitskins will get the war they desire. A war Swedes will easily win

sure

Neither SD nor Afs will get in goverment

I know right, those media types and their fucking power points.

p

Is it happening?

Hey, kick it out.

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I've done a number on your tripcode.

It's coat weather out and she is in tights.

Seeing as most of you are neet anyway, why don't at least *some* of you publicly argue against feminism?

>Guns
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I'm an anxious wreck when I'm out

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so long and flat. perfect.

Roll on no-deal Brexit

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Imagine being a white male and believing you're privileged.

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midlands cuisine edition

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I'm a millionaire

Why are anonymongs so intimidated by northerners

lol fuck SD. AfS will get into parliament with between 6 - 20%. screenshot this.

fucking this

Who the fuck calls it a barm?

Is Who wants to be a millionaire just a game of luck?

I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.

Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.

For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:

Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95%

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then it's not like you have a career to lose, you could just live off your money and speak your mind

Yes

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Can’t cope with their unbridled masculinity, well that’s what it says in the Mi5 psych reports

these britpol threads are just a tripfag circle jerk.

'zulus, thousands of em'

Because the Northerner is the epitome of masculinity.
Southern fairies actually cower when a bus full of Northern Lads are let loose in an innocent, unsuspecting Southern town.

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Norf FC and its consequences have been a disaster for the Saaf.

>He hasn't filtered them all and hidden post stubs

Lol

your mams a tripfag circle jerk.

Wrong. There are also goalposters.

i think they might scrape the threshold if they are lucky, after the disapointment that was Le Pen and Wilders my hopes arent high

I unironically like the Nadiya tripfag.

Unpopular opinion:
Goalposting isn’t funny.

reminder

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truth

Based and redpilled

which one are you lads?

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Southeast fag here

what the fuck is a barm?

Something something football, manchester united, liverpool and manchester city winning everything, also the beatles, joy division and the krays getting slapped by northern gangsters back in the day, also pies, hotpot and kendal mint cake.

Wigan, Manchester etc

Bolton and his skank have been a disaster for UKIP

Ken Livingstone about to be on talkRADIO to talk about Jews if you fancy a laugh.

4^15=1073741824
You have a 1 in 1,073,741,824 chance of getting them all right by guessing.

I am the most intelligent poster in this thread.

We get you confused with the French, that’s who you’re normally prancing around pretending to be.

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you queers probably know it as a 'breadcake'

That's... That's not how you do statistics

Surely you can work it out from the picture

Landan.

Ah but I'm not English anyway.

you forgot the industrial revolution

Laaaandaaaaaan taaaaaaaaarn

Am I right here ? I am right?

Anyone else watching Belle's milkers on Emmerdale right now?

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y

> the Army is on alert

oh shit it's about to get hot

Most pointless map ever

e

>watching television

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They're on alert to deliver food to people because a no deal brexit would lead to food shortages you dumb fucking mutt

this motherfuckers never had a chip barm.

a barm, you know a bap, a bun, a muffin, its kind of like a cob, but cobs are hard and barms are soft innit.

Temper.

Goalposting and it’s consequences have been a disaster for political discussion on Brit/pol/

I don’t think they will deliver temper

>no deal brexit would lead to food shortages
>calls other people dumb
quar

Jesus, have you ever had chips peas and a babys head?

i invented goalposting

every goalpost is praise aimed at me

aye, and cotton processing.

No but I’ve had cheese on my baby’s arm holding an apple

I started it and it was the reason I left this semen slurping general to go ruin /f1/ and /wt/ too.

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nonce

Chips barms are ubermensch food, especially when the butter starts to melt.

Its just Gina Miller shitposting, riots from no deal lol, the fuck is she talking about.

The only way i could see riots is the government fucking trying to worm out of brexit.

That was actually a very clever joke you brainlet

>not English

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Why else would the army be on standby
>Anonymongs unironically think the army would take on the whole EU

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Or if some nog gets shot by the fuzz for "doing nuffin'"

Tbf it wouldn’t be difficult

What a load of shite. Big pharma have already stockpiled for it

you'd think that wouldn't you you nonce

England is a disgusting piece of shit
I hate Englishmen

Do it again bomber Harris

got a bad belly and smelly sulphur burps today lads

doi it again paki rape gang