go to doctor

> go to doctor
> tell him I literally can’t build muscle now matter how hard I try and I have ED
> ask him to to a hormone panel
> he begrudgingly agrees
> come back at like 310ng/ml
> I tell him thats 90 year old tier
> he shows me a chart and says in I’m the normal range of 300-1500 so he’s absolutely not doing anything
> says I’m actually paranoid and delusional
> tries to prescribe me Viagra instead and some Prozac instead
> I decline and tell him to fuck off


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE AMERICAN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM

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I'd want to murder that piece of shit. Try a different doctor. Don't give up.

Stop trying to get steroids from your doctor. Eat right and lift heavy you will get the results you are looking for

find an anti aging doctir

stop eating shitty food and drink more water

Viagra is so fucking horrible. That shit can easily kill you, or worse- fuck up your heart, leading to a slow miserable death. You know how you deal with these issues? Take pride in your body and push past your limits. Not that 'dude, deadlifts at the gym bro' bullshit. Masculinity is something you seize. Just as true femininity is something women have to actively work at. No shortcuts.

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>300-1,500

That seems like a very wide range.

he's right though... it's not about what you want but about what is normal.

There's many reasons why your body might produce testosterone on the low end and not higher. Just introducing testosterone can fuck you up and give you all kinds of problems.

It's like if you drive a toyota and the car is not running very fast so you take to the mechanic and they install a v12 without upgrading the chassis, the shocks, the exhaust, the wheels....

you can't just add one thing to your body and expect everything to be okay.

ED is complicated and unless you've ruled out many other causes simply having 310 testosterone doesn't mean you can't have an erection. You sound insecure as fuck and maybe that's why you can't get hard?

breh buy some btcoin and test online :^)
thats what i did once but since i went off it i got massive acne, and fat as fuck from an estrogen bounce back.
was fun to be on though

My doctor prescribes me Soma. He's jewish.

stop eating s o y

fucking retard

Big pharma has replaced conventional medicine. Certain synthetic drugs should only be used if doctors call for them. Doctors now practice medicine based on the drugs produced by big pharma.

Yes, testosterone has deemed problematic by the jews so they have made it so that it'll take a fuck-ton for you get prescribed it.
But only outside Israel of course.

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Physicians are very averse to prescribing test in the US. I was low t for a while and couldn't get a prescription either. Thank god I at least managed to get back to normal levels through exercise and losing weight.
It's just another way that modern society demonize masculinity while worshipping pussy. A woman can effortlessly get estrogen even if it isn't actually safe for her, while men have to jump a million hoops to actually get their masculinity back.

Tell your doctor you are a woman transitioning into becoming a man. You will be blasting and cruising in no time.

Hahahahaha >>/fit

What's wrong with you faggot kek

Maybe try to stress yourself less, eat better and exercise properly?
Not being able to get your dick up doesn't mean it's uncurable or even needs treatment other than changing oyur lifestyle.

Damn. My IVF doc is gonna put my on TRT as soon as we conceive due to two tests in th 400s because I had 3 previous tests showing >800 average and I told her I could tell that my test was low. But I just got back bloods after a month of Clomid and I'm at 1150, so maybe I'll avoid it.

>low testosterone man wants anabolics so he can be strong and virile
>"Absolutely not, those things are dangerous!"
>woman who thinks she's a man wants anabolics so she can be strong and virile
>"Here's your steroids, sir."

This. There are plenty of natural ways to increase test, with diet and lifting being the most effective.

Doctors are just garden variety retards who spent even longer memorizing shit the most people to get a degree. Just go to another one. I remember my grandpa was close to death and we couldn't figure out why and his doctor was just "hands up who knows bleh bleh bleh" so we took him to a different doctor who took him off one of the medications the previous doctor had him on and he got better in a week.

Modern doctors are a step above nurses.

Really makes one ponder...

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The more I read, the more I totally agree. OP sounds like a total faggot who should get a second opinion

Mate op stop doing cardio, eat 5000 calories and lift two hours twice a day.
Youll be built like a brick shit house in a year.

Fun fact: most modern men are so full of onions, so they lowered what is considered normal range of test
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Something's wrong with our docs. Why don't they just let the patient try some low dose of testosterone supplements and see how it affects him?
With some psychoactive chemicals they're way less cautious.

I'm barely higher than that, OP. Did an online blood test a few months back.

I figured I'd try more natural methods before going to the doctor. I've been lifting weights, eating better (a lot less sugar, more fat) and taking supplements related to testosterone (zinc, vitamin D, magnesium).

I definitely have less body fat now and my facial hair grows much quicker (still 16 year-old boy tier, I'm 26).

I'm going to get my blood tested again and see how much of an improvement there's been.

shitsux tbqh, especially considering I should have tackled this like a decade ago.

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Do your own panel , edit it in pdf, go to a gay doctor , get prescription

>Prozac
this shit makes my blood boil

There’s absolutely not

Bro, get your own
Go to a fraud thread on Jow Forums and ask for advice

Soצ
doesn't lower testosterone. That's a meme.

Get on some tranny porn my son. You'll be diamonds in no time.

Do as the leaf bids OP, fuck the law, the kikes who write it rarely follow it.

This, doctors are barely above car mechanics. They memorize programming and scripts and get certified in specific procedures and don't have to think beyond that anymore but just refer you to someone else if you're dying or they can't figure it out. In fact I feel like I'm kind of insulting car mechanics by saying this because they don't go "let me refer you to a timing belt specialist for that problem"

>tell him I literally can’t build muscle now matter how hard I try

you are delusional though

>90 year old T levels
lmao
sorry user

Op just order some Test E on Napsgear.com
They are legit and have quality gear. Make sure you get some anti-estrogen pills too.

what do you eat?

I have the same problem. I was at 430 a while back and somehow I increased it to the 500s probably through lowering stress levels.

Honest to god guys the more muscle mass you have the more testosterone you produce. Jacking off does weaken you. Testosterone actually does increase with muscle mass. If you can lift as heavy as possible as long as possible. Its the only way to gain significantly. You need to HURT. Same thing with running too

~270ng/ml

Just got the report today actually. Its weird though, My sex drive is high and I have no problems gaining muscle and getting a boner. I have had to stop lifting recently because of starting law school and my diet , alcohol intake and sleep have been shit. Doctor wants to give me a shot, but Im not sure if my T is just low cause of all the shit above. I feel your pain op

Three tips: fasting, cold showers, porridge

Lmao, you are actually retarded
If you wanna build fat/muscle, you need to eat more, there's no other way to gain mass
Pumping steoroids into your system wont do shit retard hahahaha
If i was that doctor, i would have put you on a placebo

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE AMERICAN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM

Do you smoke?
Blah blah blah
Do you drink?
Blah blah blah
Use drugs?
Blah blah blah

I had to argue with a nurse about being diabetic once.
Said it was on my chart
IDGAF lady I'm not diabetic.
Of course no matter what's wrong with you stop smoking is the solution.
Don't even get me started on how retarded insurance companies are
I'm sure they are enjoying their new Ferrari

I'm 43. In the gym almost daily. Roughly 13% body fat. And for. Women half my age approach me literally every day. I have half a boner when I sleep.

What the fuck are you doing?

Eat clean. Cut sugar and carbs. Get off your ASS.

shhh, the meme can only survive if the idiots don't know it's a meme

Should have told him that you were a women trying to become a man. Then he would have proscribed the good shit.

>Uh, user, you're clearly a male.
HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER

It's so weird that a guy my age has women young enough to be my daughters wanna talk to me.

Come to Jow Forums and read stories like this. You fucking guys are unhealthy as all shit. It's shameful. What happened to Men??

you probably jew'd yourself by jacking off 3x everyday for 15 years and now your body is use to low T

but even if you get T, there are some serious risks. It can increase your hemogoblin levels to stroke. Think it won't happen? he probably saw those levels (normal is something like 13-17) and you were near 17. HDG or something on your blood test. It's a logarithimic scale so 18 is double what 17. It's not uncommon to see people abusing test with 18,19,20 or even 22. It's basically instant death. Also it makes you sterile. You should try SARMS and eating 150-200g of protein a day, and doing the military fitness test every morning. If you do that, and still don't get more muscle after 9 months, you're either lying to yourself about your diet or perma-jew'd

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I have 192ng/ml and they wouldn't give me test. Doctor told me to just be myself and to do more sports and that he couldn't prescripe test to people younger than 45.
Is there no cure? What am I supposed to do? I read up on test level increases from lifting but they're very minor.

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You’re fucking retarded if you think jacking off lowers test and even stupider if you think SARMS are safer than pinning like 200mg test a week

> living in Germany

You hit the jackpot bro, just to to Moldova or some sketch shit county and buy test over the counter at a pharmacy

>he couldn't prescripe test to people younger than 45
Ah, the eternal boomer.

Nice fucking LARP you shithead, slayers don't even know what Jow Forums is.

This is why God made Mexican pharmacies....

Yeah, I think thats a meme in itself.

Wrong, Jow Forums is 80% NEET incel, 15% LARPer, 2% normal human beings, and 3% sociopathic sex god Chads

go to a hormone clinic, shop around for doctors, you'll find someone who understands the problem
in my experience lady doctors are less likely to be all "you're just STEROID-SEEKING, aren't you?" but that's anecdotal!

I'm inclined to agree with your numbers.

But just because we get women..."sociopaths"?

The real question is: why you need that shit, m8?

Sociopathy is overrated and cringe, true chads have high empathy.

Other way around, LARPer.

OD on bullshark cartilage.

I wouldn't say "high" empathy. But when it counts, and for people who earn it.

>I read a Jow Forums thread thread & did 2 sets of curls
>My dick doesn't understand me after third wank of the day

Forget you have a dick for a month.
Raise your heart rate for 10 hours a day, moving furniture around is ideal
You can't medicate for victory user. You have to beat defeat to death relentlessly until you forget what it means

at least I got balls the size of coconuts
I ain't on the junk. Doctor tried it on me said 475 was low, I told him no, I have an infection. Fired him, went on a 9 month fast and found out I had some jew GMO parasite. Now I might be retarded but I can pickup 300lb tractor weights and I walk around with a huge fucking boner all day. I eat a dozen eggs from my chicken coop. Enjoy gettting jew'd jacking off to x-box live or whatever fagget tier shit that makes you have to inject chinese junk

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Well it sounds like you know better than the guy with the PhD, I guess the only thing left to do is shoot up the place.

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>9 month fast

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Shut the fuck up you fucking doorknob. If you are a boomer there's no way in hell prime women approach your wrinkly ass even if it's tight.
You only believe that because you don't go outside, sped.

>medical doctor
>phd

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Quite the contrary, the more I go outside the more I feel like all people should die.

>doctors don't have PhD in ameristan
lmao

Are you overweight ? Take Zinc, take Vitamin D, take Diindolylmethane (DIM) blocks Estrogen, regular sleep (7-8h), weight lifting, avoid alcohol (especially beer), take magnesium, eat eggs (very important because you NEED cholesterol to build testosterone) combine it with fatty fish.

There are literally testosterone clinics in every major city across the US. Their only purpose is to prescribe test and gh. Everyone who walks in there has "low testosterone." It may cost you a bit more than a visit to your GP, but you can definitely get a script for test cyp very, very easily.

Eat like 4 brazil nuts a day and 4 walnuts, maybe you have selenium defficiency

Have you tried the gym

Fucking cringe lmao you probably think Nietzsche was a nihilist too.

criminally underrated

>muh genetics aren't a factor

Yep, eat kale and you will look like the Rock in no time!

The Jew fears the basedmurai

I don't like Nietzche and I don't associate myself with nihilism.

fuck off doctors are just official dealers

On amazon you can find a supplement by "Life Extension" called "Super Miraforte." My free and total testosterone count use to be 379, I retested it after being on the supplement for a couple months and I tested at 593. This was also in addition to regular exercise twice a week for 30 minutes, working out for longer than 15 minutes has diminishing returns, it's more efficient to do 1 set really well than do 3 with poor form.

As someone who usually doesn't like supplements, this was the first one to prove to me that they do work sometimes

Skinnyfat with very little muscle mass. Thanks

> slash his tires for being involved in the prescription kickback racket that these circumstances make evident

Just Do It