Dear Jow Forums

Dear Jow Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your racism, sexism, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Jow Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Hiro, Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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(((YAWN)))

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imagine being this dumb

This organization is a has been, once great but now is a joke. They have zero power and zero abilities. DO NOT FEAR POL you will be all fine.

>It's us, Anonymous
If you'll look carefully, you'll see that we are all Anonymous here... Except for the few trip fags.

Looks like you got your Halloween costume early this year. Good for you!

I’ve seen this copy pasta half a dozen times this week

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I’ve seen this thread this Saturday on /b/, brainAIDS

>It's us, Anonymous
No you're dead. Get out and don't come back.

Get a job faggot

Fug off, nigger.

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kys faggot

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

>anonymous
>leader

>anonymous
>crusaders for anything except lulz

I'm taking a massive shit right now. Jesus I regret eating that Mexican food. Just thought you should know.

óó

>Except this time it's the leader speaking.

oh shit...

kek

>It's us, Ahmedous, once again.

>We are region
>Forgive and forget
>Expecto Patronum
>- Anomalous

>Anonymous
>the leader
you ain't "anonymous" you are a faggot.

>Walmart brand knife

Nazis watch out

I pissed myself laughing.

Niggers tongue my anus

>I want Hiro, Moot and Heaven
Take em, we sure as hell don't want them

Q predicted this.

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Oh hey...
I didn’t see you there.
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OI DO YOU AV A LOICENCE FOR THAT KNOIFE???

EXPECTO PATRONUM

Who?

All those guys are in prison or moved to lulzsec, so in prison.

If I were you user, I'd be more worried about MI6 hunting you down for taking a picture with an assault knife and posting it in a threatening manner on Jow Forums none the less.

Under Britsh law that will get you 20 years of hard labor in prison for the knife, posting a threat online, and hurting our feelings.

Don't drop the soap.

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fug :DDDD
whad do we do guys? dis hagger is going to shud down bourchan :DDDDDD we need to rise ub and destory dis anomous guy before he gan do anyding serous to our beloved side so we gan gontinue to bost our benis to each other :--DDDDD and ogasionaly bost anime tiddies