Brit/pol/: Footie Lads Alliance Edition

>'The Army is on ALERT' – no-deal Brexit is 'recipe for DISASTER'
express.co.uk/news/politics/1012401/brexit-news-gina-miller-no-deal-brexit-uk-eu

>Victoria Beckham slips on her wedding dress and old Spice Girls catsuit as she celebrates ten years after her first shoot with British Vogue
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7168223/victoria-beckham-vogue-magazine-wedding-dress-cat-suit/

>Fresh antisemitism row for Labour as controversial activist re-elected to ruling body
metro.co.uk/2018/09/03/fresh-antisemitism-row-for-labour-as-controversial-activist-re-elected-to-ruling-body-7910245/

> Boris Johnson slams Theresa May over Brexit compromise
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6124919/Boris-Johnson-slams-Theresa-Brexit-compromise.html

>Labour must adopt full IHRA antisemitism definition, says Gordon Brown
channel4.com/news/labour-must-adopt-full-ihra-antisemitism-definition-says-gordon-brown

>Pro-Corbyn candidates sweep the board in elections to Labour’s ruling NEC
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2018/09/pro-corbyn-candidates-sweep-board-elections-labour-s-ruling-nec

>Corbyn ally who blamed antisemitism allegations on Jewish 'Trump fanatics' re-elected to Labour's governing body
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-peter-willsman-labour-jewish-trump-fanatics-antisemitism-a8521261.html

>Boris Johnson Brexit article offers 'no new ideas', Downing Street says
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45398095

>Celtic apologise to fans after crush incident before Old Firm game
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45396058

>Fracking investments by council pension funds 'unlawful'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45354668

>Stormont: Main parties meet for first talks since February
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45402345

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start becoming radicalised

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Oooo R ya?

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>Alan Partridge was the original goalposter

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'Married to a Paedophile' on FourSeven
FOOKIN dirty bastads, give me a fookin hour alone with the cunts

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Am I the only one who thinks he looks a tad like Noel Gallagher?

This footy posting has got to stop

>"I protest unto you that it may rather be called a frendly kind of fyghte than a play or recreation - a bloody and muthering practice than a fellowly sport or pastime. For dooth not everyone lye in waight for his adversarie, seeking to overthrowe him and picke him on his nose, though it be uppon hard stones? In ditch or dale, in valley or hill, or whatever place it be hee careth not so he have him down. And he that can serve the most of this fashion, he is counted the only felow, and who but he?"

Phillip Stubbs. The Anatomy of Abuses 1583

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>he thinks he will ever stop

GO ON, GO ON.. GO O-ON..... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

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It's all we have left.

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this

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Great banter it really is

YES, I'LL FOOKEN SAY IT -- NGUBU IS FOOKIN SHIT!

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Fucking hell that long stublley head

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Goalposters are this stage of the blackpill.
Half will take the goal pill.
The other half will commit suicide.

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>SHIT!! did you see that
Cracks me up every time

N'GAMBE KWASA'S GOT WAY BETTAH PACE THAN NGUBU

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The worst thing about being naked is that you can feel the insects crawling.

>when you send an entire platoon of military grade shills out against one Tedposter
>and lose

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>tfw goalposting has been revived

i think its just getting started.

The De-industrialisation of the North of England was a disaster for the working class.

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I think if I had to put up with a screechy Jewess I'd start accruing as much dishonest wealth as I could and undermining my host nation too.

Anyone got that picture of Blair playing footy with the lads while wearing that adidas jacket zipped right up like a manc?

>go to small scottish town
>admiring statue of Burns as he lived there or some shit
>reading some Burns poems
>decide to get a coffee and walk around town
>expect to soak in some lovely heritage and see more hallmarks of their nations poet
>excited to understand the source of his words even better
>instead every other shop is now a ‘Turkish barbers’
>polish shop in middle of town
even the scots are falling to shitskins and poles. I thought they were suppose to be more racist and tribal?? even they accept ‘diversity’ and throw money at Turks...

disgusting.

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following

it went from being funny to annoying in the space of a couple days all because you retards are spamming it

>porn ads on Jow Forums
what the FUCK

wot u lads think bout that absolutely disgraceful shambolic anti-semite jeremy corbyn, i dunt get why he 'ates jewish lads so much? david baddiel now he's a proper jewish footie lad, why does are corbz wanna stick 'im in a camp n that?

POST SAM FACKIN GAWOLLSSSSSS

It seems to have gotten popular again for some reason.

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WE SHUDDA SIGNED M'BWEBEWYE

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Seething goalcuck

Scotland's a weird one. In Scotland the kids don't want the refugees and the adults do instead of the other way around.

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Will someone stop the Turkish barbers? How many Ali barber puns can they think of

>WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MGUBWA?

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Someone post some goalpost tier normie memes. I'm not on kikebook

>completely lost all hope for the future
>but also have nothing to care about in the present

I've got money piling up in my bank account and nothing worth spending it on.

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>couple days
it's been like half a year

It's so they can ban us from Jow Forums

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I'LL FAKING HURT YA POSH CANT

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They know their demographic

Its a meme
Scots are hardcore socialist lefty gibsmedat white niggers that ALWAYS voted labour and left us in the shit we are in now by voting in tony blair

>'OO 8 ORRL THA POYS?
>'OO 8 ORRRL THA POYS?
>DO-DA, DO-DA, DO-DA
>'OO 8 ORRRL THA POYS?!?!?!

>WEST AAHHHM!!!!!!

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There is a trending hashtag #WeAreBritishJews
Apparently it was a thing on BBC earlier, did anyone see it?

what do you think about the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre?

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53.430107, -2.962112

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IT'S YOUR BLOODY FAULT I 'AD THE SCRAP AT THE FOOTEH LUVE

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There was a programme on BBC2

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welcome to modernity

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why did this get adapted into NORF FC when the guy is wearing a Welsh Rugby Union t?

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>watching television

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The pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre and its consequences have been a disaster for Norwich.

weird, I wonder how they effectively corrupted their child’s mind.

never seen so fucking many as my last visit. it’s a plague. they’re all staffed by kids too, who don’t know shit by the looks of the people coming out of them.

it’s really not hard to find a decent barbers, even the hipster places do a good job if you don’t mind the stupid prices.

why would any brit actually visit the Turks and give them money?? shameful!!

fair enough. I wouldn’t call them white niggers tho, even with the GIBSMEDAT mentality.

they remind me more of poor yanks. both in morals and attitudes.. and diets.

I wonder how many women were beaten because football didn't come home.

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because it's close enough and it's funny

Did you watch it?

Turn off the Happy Box.

I just know that there's no way that the numbers on the screen will ever come to any benefit for me in the long-term.

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it’s a good idea like what about lass’s with pushchairs?

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>when discord faggots and military shills try to co-opt your memes

i made that. knew i was good

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FUCKING SHUT UP YOU CUNT

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pissflaps, love all that me

>Turn off the Happy Box.
Turn it off and fucking smash it.

link!

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The Army is not on "alert" for fucks sake

source: officer in a VHR (very high readiness) unit

FOOKIN SIT DOWN YOU CUNT

My dad only goes to Turkish barbers, despite his town being 95% white, what is meant to be so good about them?

Pretty sure that's in Durham. I've been on that bridge.

We have a man on the inside.

the Albionic Renaissance will require funding eventually, user. but you hold onto your well earned shekels for now.

I fucking love this meme.

I like this gif

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Imagine it. Beaten round the face with a wotsit encrusted iPad still playing peppa pig.

Because your dad is a bluepilled cuck

>Norv and sarf footie twats - previously seen slapping eachother on home turf get together to trash a foreign city.

- David Attenborough on the habits of the English Underclass

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IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING, POGROM'S COMING HOME!

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they arent doing as much damage as you think
theres nothing to break here

a turkish slap

What military shills?

That's Durham. Used to be a rancid pub under that bridge, I considered buying the building a couple years back.

Peter was probably there admiring the cathedral.

We are damaging them. They are desperate. We forced their hand, and they revealed it. What a terrible mistake they made.

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW THE SCORE

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Everyone seems to know the score,
They've seen it all before,
They just know,
They're so sure,

>a toddler and a baby cry in the background

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Can’t find it

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Are you a richmun?

so what anti-semite party can I vote for now?

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I can't believe that I have to keep telling people at work that I don't watch television. It's like all they talk about is Football and what was on some channel last night, which made little sense until I realised the CHANNEL was called "Dave".

>Renaissance
There wont be one, at least not within any of our lifetimes.

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THEY'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE

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