Mate, Eddie is apparently almost seven feet tall - and almost six feet wide. He an insurmountable titan of knotted muscle, hatred for anonymongs and an insatiable hunger for knowledge and justice that has only been quenched once - and even then only for a moment. He is powered by eating several hundred limes and dozens of tins of processed meat products and can chase down a moving bullet train by just breaking into an easy stride. Eddie does not feel comfortable living in a house, it is far too warm and safe inside and prefers to sleep in frozen holes in the ground in Germany in the winter (A nice little holiday) and in the summer he reportedly goes on anti-jihadi crusades in Afghanistan wearing only SPF 10 sun cream. Only able to sate his lust through mating with only the most vicious and cold hearted snakes - Eddie only found sexual relief by mating with the legendary Hispaniolan She-Boa, a sixteen foot long human/reptile abomination. After wrestling with it for several weeks he was eventually able to have sex with it - almost losing his face multiple times and shattering his pelvis in the process - such is the force and vigour of his fornication.
On top of this, it is rumoured that to this very day Eddie stalks the streets of Liverpool for nonces wherever they may be found - his signature move "Throat Punch" can turn all of your vertebrae into past with just a short jab and a disapproving glance can send every last one of your teeth to jump down your throat and eject out of your anal sphincter like buckshot.
Only a fool would go looking for him.
Aaron Rogers
im hungry now after seeing that munchy box, might get a ham sandwich
Bentley Nelson
what to do when you have lots of small business ideas (but no money to start them up)?
Lads I just got through watching Batten's Ukip speech that happened a few days ago: youtube.com/watch?v=3aUPLhoxmRQ I swear he's looking more and more like Powell as time goes by. I'm definitely going to consider renewing my membership if he's sticking on as leader.
Ethan Nelson
i could eat bell peppers like apples they're so nice
Adam White
Is good to live your good old days.
Carson Sanchez
>The Bass is immunised against all dangers: one may call it a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Perch-like fish and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
I've seen a video of them making those doner spits. They hang the carcass up, blow the tiny bits of remaining meat off with a high pressure water jet and then a guy literally squeegee mops the pile into a gutter with running water in it which takes it to another machine where it's cooked and then stuck together with fat, emulsifiers, and bags of salt and flavourings.
Alright I'm fucking tired of being blackpilled and depressed. Things that I know. >the countys is fucked >most people are fucked >politics isnt the answer >theres nowhere to move too >i probably have 70 years to live
Sitting on the couch with a deep fried curry slice from greggs and cheering on big n'begwu smoking a joint, while the world burns around me, sounds like shit. I value myself too much to hero and nobody is worth the effort, nor do I want to work 10x as hard as I do now to get the rewards of a deanobox, so what the fuck can any of us do?
Another thing I do is make curry in a slow cooker, but with big spuds, as if you were roasting them. Don't even need rice then, as you have plenty of stodge.
Benjamin Nguyen
i watched one of his gta streams once, it was fucking weird. he just went around running people over and laughing and saying "die die die" every now and then
James Gray
Monty python was never English humour. English humour is a lot drier and gallows in nature. Comes from a history of endless wars.
Ethan Carter
>sofa >couch is this a mandela affect thing? im not some fucking 12 year old zoomer, im 29 and have always known it to be the other way around.
Dominic Cruz
Yeah I think they're great to be honest, he is a really interesting guy considering all those clever sketches are in his head.
Jayden Nguyen
Begone kike >voting
Sebastian Nelson
>that 29 year old boomer who still jokes about hoe the DFS sale never ends
Charles Smith
>>The Bass is immunised against all dangers: one may call it a scallop, periwinkle, salmon, perch, it all runs off him like water off scales. But call him a swordfish and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how his lateral line shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” i find it hard to see greentext on red, sorry user do you still love me?
Noah Gonzalez
>Eddie does not feel comfortable living in a house, it is far too warm
Sexist
Justin Cox
Reminder that landlords will be expropriated under socialism and housing will be allocated according to social need. Homelessness will be eradicated.
Marx fucked about with dialectics, he misused Hegels' thought.
Charles Smith
>Fracking investments by council pension funds 'unlawful' Oh great, let me guess >council pension funds expected to gain interest through investments >council invests, as it should, in most profitable and reliable enterprises >whats that, some virtue-signalling hippies who blissfully use gas in their day to day lives are complaining about fracking? >this must be uNlAwFuL Our justice system has become a full scale joke
Brayden Scott
dont engage, every single night this guy comes and ruins the fun. NSEFP does not engage with Reds
James Bailey
both marx and hegel were worthless scum
Benjamin Campbell
He didn't "misuse" it, he flipped it upside down and found it had extraordinary explanatory and predictive power.
