>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte." This man asks you for your ID. >White = Der Führer (take over the thread) >Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass) >Blue = Waffen SS (Pass) >Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass) >Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass) >Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight) >Red = Communist (Arrest on sight) >Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight) >Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight) >Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS >0-2 Sent to the Western Front >3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front >7-9 Sent to North Africa >Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin >Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post >88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS >1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post >Quads= Axis wins
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED >0-2 shot on site >3-6 sent to Auschwitz >7-9 tortured for information >Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment. >Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you >Quads = Allies win
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Hallo! I am not a threat to the Reich!
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Here's my ID (flash my pistol)
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Hallo
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In den Ofen mit dir!
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>Rolling
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The South shall rise again nah-tsee federal scum!
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You'll make a fine lampshade
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Time to kill Ruth Stroke softly, stroke chan
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Based nip shitposting. Still better than USA/Israel posting. Rolling.
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BUT NO OFFICIER, I HATE NIGGERS
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Just lemme get it out of my bag
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>American soldier tries to pass a German Checkpoint by saying Heil Sieg and gets tortured for information
This probably actually happened
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Two doubles but I’m an enemy soldier so I’m sorry, I’ll cooperate for the glory of the reich
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I have 22 uden hiding in my barn comandant
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Reporting in
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Evening brothers. I’ll just be passing through now...
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Damn! Eva Braun looks like THAT?
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I believe these to be in order! This is now my thread.
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Mein Führ- wait it's a jew impersonating him
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calm down. Hans I'm a colombian nazi
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Ich werde meine Chancen nehmen.
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This must be a mistake officer. Lets not jump to any conclusions
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im here mein nigger
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I want to speak to mein Fuhrer.
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servus
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REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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But do you love your volk?
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communist would probably be shot on sight imo.
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>hands paperwork over whilst'd humming horst wessel lied
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Heil! Entschuldigung, mein Fuhrer! Es war nur eine Formlichkeit.
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Mein papiere, herr feldwebel
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Jawohl, Obergefreiter! Rollen!
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Stroke softly, stroke chan
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Gruss Gott kamerade
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