Daily Checkpoint

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Sieg Heil!

MEIN LEBEN!

Hallo! I am not a threat to the Reich!

Here's my ID (flash my pistol)

Kill me, please.

Guten Tag, Soldaten!

i play vidya constantly

Mein papers comerrade

Roll

Heil Seig

Hallo

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In den Ofen mit dir!

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My pleasure kike

Roll

>Rolling

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Oy v...how do you do?

I'm not white

Easy peasy

The South shall rise again nah-tsee federal scum!

Ja, ja, ja.

make way

Off to Auschwitz I go

Kill me pete

Faggot

You'll make a fine lampshade

Time to kill Ruth
Stroke softly, stroke chan

Based nip shitposting.
Still better than USA/Israel posting.
Rolling.

roll

hm

BUT NO OFFICIER, I HATE NIGGERS

Here it is

Check em'.

Fuck it I'll roll

reroll

Just lemme get it out of my bag

Heil brothers

>American soldier tries to pass a German Checkpoint by saying Heil Sieg and gets tortured for information

This probably actually happened

N-No jews here

Two doubles but I’m an enemy soldier so I’m sorry, I’ll cooperate for the glory of the reich

I have 22 uden hiding in my barn comandant

Sieg Heil

heil gadaffi

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>belt

Just passing through

Reporting in

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Evening brothers. I’ll just be passing through now...

here

Give me death

Damn! Eva Braun looks like THAT?

Passing through the oven

Hail

i answer to no man

I believe these to be in order! This is now my thread.

Guten morgen...

:C

Mein Führ- wait it's a jew impersonating him

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I swear I'm based

.

well......
i pass?

calm down. Hans
I'm a colombian nazi

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Sieg heil!

Sieg Heil!

Nein!

Heil Hitler

Ich werde meine Chancen nehmen.

This must be a mistake officer. Lets not jump to any conclusions

Sieg heil

rollin

Let me pass, Jerry.

im here mein nigger

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>based
>commie
pick one

my papers

I want to speak to mein Fuhrer.

The nose doesn't lie.

servus

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roll

Heil

REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But do you love your volk?

communist would probably be shot on sight imo.

>hands paperwork over whilst'd humming horst wessel lied

OY VEY! JUDEN!

I just want to be comfy

Hindustan Zindabad

roll

Roll

Hallo

Heil! Entschuldigung, mein Fuhrer! Es war nur eine Formlichkeit.

Mein papiere, herr feldwebel

Jawohl, Obergefreiter!
Rollen!

Reichrolling

>:(

Yoooooooo

Nig!

Shalom

Oh why not?

Stroke softly, stroke chan

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Gruss Gott kamerade

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Heya!