/ptg/ President Trump General - HOAXES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Sekulow on Hannity 9/4/18
youtu.be/WxFqaRoBddA
>Judge Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearings Day 1 9/4/18
youtu.be/h8il9dAhA00
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 9/4/18
youtu.be/SG8O0Yq9Ixk
>DNI Coats @AFCEA/INSA on Threats to the US 9/4/18
c-span.org/video/?450977-1/
>Pentagon Officials @MDAA on Space-Based Missile Defense 9/4/18
c-span.org/video/?450979-1/
>ArmyVid: State of the Pacific 9/4/18
youtu.be/NZ9e38B4sxQ
>WHVideo: Pres Trump signs EO 9/4/18
youtu.be/_EAzoGS33lk
>LaborDepVideo: Labor Day 2018: Americas Labor Day 9/2/18
youtu.be/IxOnNsTDehA
>Profile of Judge Brett Kavanaugh 9/3/18
c-span.org/video/?450909-1/
>TrumpTweet: Securing American's Retirement 8/31/18
youtu.be/QKcgFcOC39I
>Pres Trump returns to DC 8/31/18
youtu.be/GGQn7DL9m6A
>Pres Trump @NC GOP Fundraiser 8/31/18
youtu.be/2Brckl0r_RM
>Pres Trump signs EO on Retirement Savings 8/31/18
c-span.org/video/?450940-1/
>Pres Trump on RFD-TV 8/28/18
youtu.be/KRChhdPkSY8
>Pres Trump arrives in Charlotte NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/lHqqgQsVPUs
>Pres Trump departs DC for NC 8/31/18
youtu.be/Psx-zUYKGYQ
youtu.be/kjQVUroZgwk
>This Week @State 8/31/18
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MAGA

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I hope none of you have been saying N*gger lately.

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
YOU ARE 100% NIGGER

>it's 3:15am
>brain too awake to go to bed
>late night too comfy to go to bed
>still awooing
help... me..

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Bait so terrible even Trump refused to take it.

where the cute twinky white boys at (in pol)

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trash
trump is trash

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relax!

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shutup baph

Is there anyone that has never said nigger? Even the SJW types must have said it a few times.

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you misunderstand completely

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Out

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bitch I use nigger as my new SI unit of measurement for fuckin everything, from piconiggers of length to giganiggers of data. I got 3.50 petaniggers of sunshine, pure motherfuckin photons to light yo nigger ass up, bitch

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whats up J

Relaxing is for the weak.

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I have never even considered saying NIGGER.

Real faggot hours are obviously in effect, time to purge starting with (you).

Anybody have that /lit/ screencap of the guy who wrote a novel where every ~5th word was nigger? Anyway probably not that guy.

There exists not a single Mexican or Filipino who has not said the nigga.
Matter of fact I hear it more Eastern Europeans more than i do from the blacks in my area.

Greeting memeflag.

Around onis, never ______?

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You missed the exit at Reddit you tryhard.

everything is fine

what could possibly happen?

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Not even once?

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youtube.com/watch?v=yZpk6wpfCcE

TriHard 7

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oh that was meant for him

Watching /ptg/ become the full Trumpcuck thread is fun to watch.

rural retard

Why would you waste a whole building on storing useless dead nigger remains? Fire exists for a reason, and bone ash helps grow seedlings.

There are no cute people on Jow Forums. They are all outside with their loved ones being cute couples.

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The thing about 'the n-word' is that it forces you to think of the word anyway. so it's no different than referring to their usage of the word. Are niggers so sensitive they need 2 layers of abstraction away from words that can hurt their feelings?

26 school shootings in Ventura County? Ventura County schools are among the safest in the nation. Fake

You now remember YTMND

Wrong. We're all cute anime girls here user.

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yes

that's where Trump's supporters are

these rural people are very important

Those prissy perfect types maybe.

Only 1/3 of them.

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wtf NPR doing honest investigative reporting?

What is the nigger density in that area?

im very sexy and women are always trying to get a piece of this

but i am focused on my goal- getting Trump the support he needs in congress.

the ladies will just have to contain their orgasms until after the midterm elections.

>Why would you waste a whole building on storing useless dead nigger remains?
Why would you use a memeflag? Guess the world will never know

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Accident, maybe?

What about cute monsters?

I saw "rural" then "suburban" and assumed the third category would be "retards"

thank you

that graph really illustrates the data that i need

whats the matter user? jealous your a ugly fat white guy and not an angelic cute white twink with a baby face and smooth body?

post butte

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only 1.8%

be phony

Why is Xi Jinping attacking that African American gentleman?

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love u too

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He picked the wrong house, fool.

he didn't recognize CJ

i can't remember exactly- probably drug related

BASED BEN DESTROYS YOUTUBE'S MOST POPULAR MARXOID

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go back to shitposting on the RPC discord

I don't know who to hate more since the election, awoofags or you unironic weebs. Back to the quarantine zone where you belong.

>“Let’s just step back for a moment and consider the fact that Trump is trying to appoint someone to a lifetime seat on the Supreme Court while simultaneously being implicated in a truly staggering number of criminal cases and corruption scandals,” Meyers pointed out.

>He added, “That’s like Bonnie getting arrested and saying, ‘You know who would make a great judge?….Clyde.'”

>Because of all of this, Meyers said its “absurd” to let him appoint someone to the SCOTUS seat especially a “lifelong partisan Republican” like Kavanaugh. Meyers says that the Republicans are rushing the nomination with an “unprecedented level of secrecy” and withholding documents that could be damning. Instead, they are selling him like he is “your next door neighbor” or a “carpool dad”.

>“I’m sorry you think he’s qualified to be a Supreme Court Justice because he’s a carpool dad,” said Meyers. “Anyone could drive a car — Ruth Bader Ginsberg pulled one when she won world strongest judge.”

>He went on to talk about how Democrats tried to delay the nomination because of the withheld documents but Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley did everything he could to ignore them by tapping his gavel, interrupting, and shouting over them.

>“You know you’re not in a good place when you have to scream your banal compliments at the witness,” joked Meyers.

Seth Meyers is highly influential. This could persuade a couple of the more moderate Republicans to vote no on Kavanaugh.

youtu.be/G3AWIWJPwxE

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The real kicker is that Facebook and Twitter deleted the posts.

this, seth meyers is like the bellweather for moderate America, I believe republican have no choice but to heed his warnings and stop the nomination of Kavanaugh until the Russia investigation is over

so are the woodward book claims:

a. real
b. false

or

c. he took real stories but changed them around

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Probably b and c, mostly b.

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they have their own shill force now

soros?

And as long as it keeps showing out the paid shills and easily butthurt that can't present rational, logical, factual viewpoints alike, I will continue to do so. It is Jow Forums's equivilant of the glasses from 'They Live'.

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>The unit, which pledges to uphold a zero tolerance policy against discrimination of any kind, works under the NYPD’s real Special Victims Unit and often borrows SVU’s detectives to assist in their investigations.

>“As Law & Order: SVU enters its remarkable 20th season, it is exciting to get back into business with Dick Wolf on a new Law & Order incarnation that feels extremely timely,” said Lisa Katz, Co-President of Scripted Programming, NBC Entertainment. “Considering that last year there was a double-digit rise in hate crimes in our 10 largest cities — the highest total in over a decade — it seemed like this topic is begging to be explored.”

>“As with all of my crime shows, I want to depict what’s really going on in our cities and shine a light on the wide-ranging victims and show that justice can prevail,” Wolf said. “Twenty years ago when SVU began, very few people felt comfortable coming forward and reporting these crimes, but when you bring the stories into people’s living rooms – with characters as empathetic as Olivia Benson – a real dialogue can begin. That’s what I hope we can do with this new show in a world where hate crimes have reached an egregious level.”

>Added Leight, “I’m extremely impressed by the actual men and women investigating these cases in a city as complicated and diverse as New York. The work they are doing puts them on the front lines in a battle for the soul of our city and nation. I’m thrilled about the chance to reunite with Dick and NBC to portray the reality of this crisis.”

This is how we fight hate: through art.
And it’s why we’re winning the culture war against you racists.

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Facebook once deleted a post of the Declaration of Independence for "containing hate speech."

>archive.is/zB5hr
>npr.org/sections/ed/2018/08/27/640323347/the-school-shootings-that-werent
>The School Shootings That Weren't
Article still on their website

Lads, I can't stop thinking about bacon and eggs
I need help

How long until KKKavanaugh answers questions?

m8 I literally just ate bacon and eggs. Want to be friends?

D: He took anecdotal stories he could imply were real and applied B to them.

He published hearsay bullshit from low-level people, maybe many holdovers, about what higher level people supposedly said, which they all deny.
So basically less real than child molesting inter-dimensional vampires, which the jury is still out on. They might not actually be inter-dimensional.

i'm thinking about those beans

Coach KKK will start in 4 Burgers and 20 fries more or less.

Only if you like wheat toast

>“I don’t know why they don’t take care of a situation like that,” Trump said. “I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protesters. You don’t even know what side the protesters are on.”

>He added: “In the old days, we used to throw them out. Today, I guess they just keep screaming.”

>More than 70 people were arrested after they repeatedly heckled Kavanaugh and senators at Tuesday’s hearing.

Just try to even defend this.

I bet you can’t.

He clearly hasn’t heard of the first amendment.

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im a psychopath and nothing like that

Why worry? Classics are classics for a reason.
youtu.be/gvvaZCuvHnc

I literally ate wholewheat toast and black pudding with my bacon. Lets be best friends forever

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i notice
where are you love

And some people still think AI rulers would be a good idea.

>corporate media and entertainment conglomerates
>art

He obviously means crazed manic screaming trying to congressional hearings.

*trying to disrupt

>black pudding
I think you need to leave. Now.

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This man is my hero.

Sorry fren, awootism is uncurable and terminal

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Q predicted this

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Have they decided on an official logo yet? Imo all of these are shit

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eh..

im all for peaceful protest but this looks more like intentionally sabotaging and slowing the normal functioning of government

they lost the election, and so Trump picks the nominees- those are the rules

i don't know how they got in there though, i had to go through armed security and xray just to get into my local elections office

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they are going with this design

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>he doesn't eat his bacon with Clonakilty black pudding
That is the key to a good breakfast

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The blatant edit of what you fail to source here is that he meant that protesters have never been allowed to interrupt congressional proceedings.
Especially paid ones.

There was nothing peaceful about these 'protests'

Hey fags, someone else will have to bake, it's my grandmother birthday and I need to prepare some stuff.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill one paddy?

>the first amendment protects your right to disrupt a congressional hearing
>what are time, place, and manner restrictions
Go read a book, nigger.

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