Tfw never had a job in my life

These wage cucks have no idea of the level of spiritual development. I've studied the squirrel for so long I am actually fluent their language and capable of performing feats odd squirrel-like agility for short periods.

you missed nothing , jobs really are for losers
the people i know that work hard have nothing to show for it, except maybe doctors who are chronically overworked and get mostly nothing but "reputation" for it.

whatre your plans

>turning 25 soon
>haven't worked a single day in my life

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your country is fucked anyway. just ride it out

>tfw 14 hour shift

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Dont copy breakroom guy you tryhard newfag.

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For all of us who work for multinational corporations: We're all breakroom.

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The Greek poster that posts anime. I recognize you. Next time I'm in Greece I'll think of you.

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Same. I'm 22 and have never worked a day in my life. It's comfy, but being a poorfag sucks. I used to be able to support myself on my fortnightly student bux but not it's a lot harder since my parents are having financial struggles.

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Draw niche porn or teach SEA qts English online

>tfw had job interview this morning
>Place was full of thots and they're probably going to hire another thot too

Just want some wonga ffs

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I had a job back in 2014 for a week and I quit.

Never again.

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Παρατηρήστε μου σενπαι.

Are you the user who has been working at Walmart for like 12 years? I've seen your posts probably for the last two years or so. Glad to see you're still kicking

Thank you for your service

Being a busboy scared you?

Yea life is going to be tough the rest of the way m8

Ah yes, we all have daddys money and farm to fall back on

Same as you user, i'm currently at work but i just don't want to, good thing i'm on a computer so i can pretend to work and do something. the morning i wake up every day late, panic attack every evening almost. it's not even that stressfull as job. I JUST DON'T WANNA WORK AT ALL (23yo btw)

Hey m8, the software company i work for is on the verge of going global. We're going to need translators for every European language when we begin localization.

Wanna translate a pest control software into French?

14 years. Thank you for playing

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I didn't get great grades at school and nor did I have any plans for the future, I still don't really. Got a job in retail at 16, it sucked but I was being paid around £150 weekly, so for a teenage lad that's pretty good.
Left the job after a year as they became pretty independent on me as I was the only one willing to work extra (I was naive and din't think they'd take advantage)

Got a job literally two stores down dealing with deliveries, store was quite a posh one so we didn't get all the chavs, just old people and rich people (and like one family of jews who still come by)

Fast forward to now I've been there for about four years, I work mainly out the back so I don't have to be socially awkward with customers, I get a good paycheck which allows me to pay off cheap rent since I still live at home (Housing is expensive in my area) and get to do what I want.

People say being a wageslave is tough, and sure it is. But when you're young it's kind of nice.

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Stay strong, I went to Walmart once, it's alright.
The Walmarts here are pretty comfy too when they aren't heaving with customers

>14 years at Walmart

Holy shit man, you must have the patience of a saint

I don't think my understanding of the English language is that good.

>kicked out of school at age 15
>did nothing two years prior to that
>have done nothing for 7 years going on 8 soon
>tfw no grades and no experience
I'm just going to live in the woods if I'm ever homeless.

Christmas is coming up lad, you can easily make about £2000 in the next three months stacking shelves and shit, then just quit after, then go live innawoods

>worked as wageslave during high school
>worked as research assistant in undergrad and grad school
>interview in many places
>a few banks give me an offer, but the jobs are insane hours and all the people currently in the jobs tell me their bosses take credit for all their work and block promotion
>all the public sector jobs are for diversity hires and they explicitly tell my non-white friends this when they are interviewing
>wife interviews at two firms before getting hired
>her hours are rough but she's making more than twice what the banks offered me
>I've been relegated to the kitchen, which isn't really that bad but limits my advancement opportunities
The market's absolutely fucked between all the boomers that won't retire, diversity, and the expectation that you'll work 60+ hours/week.

You should totally take that guy up on his offer. You just need a couple months of technical vocabulary. It seems like you know the grammar.

You fucked with Squirrels user! pack your shit were leaving this dimension you boomer fuck

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how do you support you're are selv?

...

It's kind of weird to take a job offer from fucking Jow Forums. maybe i'm just paranoid.

I've been saying since around April 2015 "this is the month I'll look for a job" but maybe this Christmas really is.

For some of us, it's the only thing we have in life

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Zoomer here, by the time all the boomers retire I will be fresh out of college and ready to take their jobs. Meanwhile the other boomers too will be fighting over that job, but a fresh guy out of college is far better than a 40 year old boomer who swept floors for the last 20 years.

Honestly go for it. People start hiring this time of year for people to do mostly weekends for about two or three months depending on what their contract is, if you don't like it after you can leave, and if you're alright sometimes they'll ask if you want to stay on and work full/parttime.

It could be a nice time to earn some dosh around Christmas

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How come you haven't been promoted? Have you not put in for one or something? I couldn't stand being a floor assistant for a year let alone 14

I work in EMS in a rural area and get paid to shitpost pretty much all shift.

Boomers are retiring, having a y chromosome, and class action lawsuits from the 1990s

its the complete opposite for me, I have never worked in my life but I want a job because I want my own moneyzz and to not feel useless
also if i go out with a girl i dont have to ask my mum for money which is cringey af
"p-pls give me some cash"
"what for?"
"i-im taking a girl out"
"Ok, but remember to use a condom"
"it-its not like that silly!"

I am not the opposite of you, I want a job too. Look at the OP pic, I am only wearing a mask, under it there are feels.

sry, misinterpreted the post

why do you have lawsuits fren?

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How's that politics? Washing your dick is a job too. You mean you never had a job where you got paid.

Gender discrimination lawsuits. No wonder why all the higher-ups here are women with the exception of the district manager

> tfw
> i had a good paying job
> i was a social person with good social life and an active sexual life
> something happen
> PTSD (no bully please)
> become a complete neet
> Almost 4 years now that only going one or two times outside every 3 months

Jow Forums you are one of the few reasons i didn't kill myself.
My family is another reason.

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>tfw neet ever since I dropped out of hs
feels good being a free man and not working for the jew and paying taxes that go to tyrones gibs and israel. The only downside is that i have literally 0 dollars to my name, but that only furthers my spiritual connections by dematerializing my lifestyle

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I had my first day of work yesterday (after 2 years of NEET) and I'm going to quit today, not even kidding.

>meme flag
Show yourself so i can say you're a BASED user

I'm the same as you except no sexual life ever

Just figure out what you are particularly skilled at and make money from home.

Well you aren't missing anything, really.

Aside from money