>be me
>mutt from texas
>go to Nin,Croatia with some friends
>beautiful women,delicious food,friendly people
>go to some bar close to the beach at night
>a croatian guy noticed we are tourists and asked us where we are from
>usa.jpg
>I see user.Are you guys here for the first time?
>yes
>I tell him we've also been to other balkan countries such as Bulgaria and Serbia
>croatian apk has stopped working
>HAHAHA WHY YOU WENT TO THAT SERBIA IT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE
>serbs are govno jedno
>GOVNO JEDNO
>we try to back off slowly because this guy started to speak about serbian warcrimes against his people and started getting really serious
>while we were preparing to leave,literally the whole bar started insulting Serbs and their country
>GOVNO JEDNO GOVNO JEDNO
>HAHAHA SERB IS NO GOOD
>can still hear that fucking bar shouting and whining about serbs
>I arrive home two days later and my father asks me what have I learned about Croatia while I was there
>mfw govno jedno is the only thing I know about their country
>what's that mean son
>I told him it means something very special,something extraordinary beautiful
>mfw my father likes how croatian sounds
>mfw my father keeps shouting around the house GOVNO JEDNO SERB GOVNO JEDNO SERB
>I lose my shit everytime I hear him
Why the fuck do you guys hate each other so much?
About Croatia and Serbia
because croatians have identity complex. half of them have serbian last names and all of them speak serbian as their mother langauge
that said entire balkans has identity complex
we never had time or were allowed to kill each other off and establish our identities, always were a colony of someone
basically european africa.
kurvats have an inferiority complex
I'm sure that if Italy had been divided into different religions like the Balkans we would have killed each other too
because they want our clay and they are butthurt that we'd rather be under Austrians, Hungarians or anyone else but Serbroaches
Servant mentality. The most pitiful nation and you all basically deserve a genocide
Nice meme butthurt zerg. Counting your time as Byzantine vassal as "independence" while not counting the same thing for Croatia as independence, and counting catholic Doclea as Serbian duchy. Also "muh integral part of Hungary/Austria" with it's own parliament and goverment.
You understand that orthodox christians (i.e. present day Serbs) didn't get surnames until mid 18-19th century when it was proscribed by Austria-Hungary (and in central Serbia by the Kingdom of Serbia)?
All the while Croatian surnames go back to 7th century in case of nobility and 13-14th century in case of plebs.
Indeed if there are similar or same surnames, it's the Serbs copying Croatian surnames (like Serbs with surname Drašković copying Croatian noble family Drašković) or inventing similar own surnames when they were proscribed by the state.
we are barely 4 million you imbecile, there's only so much you can do with such a tiny population
imagine unironically being under someone for 900 years lmao meanwhile when for the first time they entered the union of south slavs they started chimping out and crying muh tisucljetna povijest then literally after 23 years they went to be under the german and italian boot again lmao
because everyone in the balkans is fucking autistic and we spend all our time sperging about X event that Y nation commited against us. the question is why can't we all just focus on T*rkey instead and I have to put up with this shit. You don't see Greece and Bulgaria fighting every second day about some century old token rivalry. the only real enemy is to the east, and the retarded Albanians who worship them.
get the fuck outta here you goddamn kike
no more brother wars
SAGE
Do you consider serbs your brothers?
t. balkan kike
aj pokazi zastavu pa se teraj u picku materinu
we dont
More like Tisucudnevna povjest
>put on memeflag and larp
>balkniggers reply seriously, immediately, seblets start spouting their memes
Fuck off you niggers.
>fake flag (burgers always display count flag)
>bad english
>made up story
Jovica shitposting again
bomb us more next time please
use actual nukes as well, this depleted shit is not good enough
What's fucking worse is that I'm gonna see this shit tier thread about 15 more times.
Yes but Skopje
yeah it's a larp but quit being a newfag and learn how to hide threads
You should consider yourself lucky you made it out alive, Croats hate serbs with a passion while serbs don't really care that much vice versa. I can never go into Croatia and reveal I'm Serbian without some psycho fuck try to assault me.
govno jedno you slavic monkey.I was serious when I made the thread
>still hiding the flag
mali pocela ti je skolska godina, nauci malo bolje engleski pa larpuj
Reminder serbs are actually pajeets.
FTFY
Explains a lot.
So do you like or do you hate Croatia?
Meme empire that collapsed as soon as there was no more gold with which they bought mercenaries to fight for them.
Meme country with 200 euros monthly pay.
Some things truely remain the same.
>implying Croatia is much better
What was the number of people that left your country this year, again?
Pokaži zastavu, Miloše, već znamo da si ti govno jedno srpsko.
Both are shit.
Croatia is white, Serbia isn't.
Lesser than Serbia, pajeet.
Based.
People in your country don't even speak the same interintelligible language, you have no grounds on calling other meme countries. Do you actually speak Serbo-croatian nigger?
>delicious food
From Zagreb to Dubrovnik every single restaurant has the same menu.. mostly disgusting stuff and okayish fish.
Terrible food to be honest.
We aren't in the EU, I doubt it
Albanians make better burek than serfs.
Enjoy that food poisoning
It has become a thing in Croatia to replace Slavic words with phonetic English and German ones (in order to sound less Serb-like)
So "drug" becomes "frend"
"Izvini" becomes "Sori"
"Hrvatska" becomes "Kroacija"
Croats are basically Serbs with indentity crisis. Just like today you see Ukrainians with their relation with Russia. Throughout their whole existence they subjegated themselves to Italians and Austrians and by doing so they think they are better than us. Only time they gained their independence was when they backstabbed their Slav brothers and showed off with that to their masters. Even in the '90's they wouldnt gain their independence if it werent for the NATO. And that last statement is a fact. So Croats, as a whole people, are basically backstabbing little bitches. This is said by a person who likes to see history objectively. Peace out
>being this triggered
Serbs stole it from sqiptars.
Drug = prijatelj
Izvini = oprosti
Brainlet serf.
>t. Abdul Mohamed
Don't you have a welfare check to collect, nigger?
You can't really compare us with Croatia and Serbia as they had a much more recent conflict. When was the last time when our nations fought seriously? Perhaps their bickering will stop in 50-60 years, but who knows.
FYROM is Bulgaria, period.
Just a warning
Sori frende, ne sprekam Kroacijski
Znam, Pajeet.
>t has become a thing in Croatia to replace Slavic words with phonetic English and German ones (in order to sound less Serb-like)
>So "drug" becomes "frend"
>"Izvini" becomes "Sori"
What a fucking joke "country", good thing it won't exist for much longer when all the niggers living in western europe move there because of the cheap living costs and warmer weather when Criatia joing schengen.
Fewer*
And no as points out you're wrong.
In 2017 you had 47k emigrations, we had about 30k. Taking into account that we have population that's twice in size, you're pretty fucking worse.
>Broj Hrvata koji danas žive u Njemačkoj, pretežno na jugu, veći je od broja Hrvata u Bosni i Hercegovini, a prema procjenama, u idućih deset godina Hrvatska bi mogla ostati bez čak milijun svojih stanovnika ukoliko se ne poduzmu ozbiljne demografske mjere
Instead of shitting on us, take a look in your own backyard. Yea we're pretty shitty, but you have no right to act high and mighty.
Speak for yourself, i do.
>FYROM is Bulgaria, period.
Nope, period.
Yeah, croats are so intelligent the whole balkans knows kek. Pseudo-intellects.
Okean postaje ocean kek
Black Canadian currently vacationing in Zadar. All I hear is “my moon” everywhere I go?
Basically, it's because of the US Jews.
That map
>absolute state of cro*ts
S*rbs are the brainlets of Europe, not Croats.
This. We should seriosly ask Russia to nuke us with several Tzar bombs, that would be epic.
>Why the fuck do you guys hate each other so much?
Because the other nations won’t submit to supreme Serb rule
Turn off your vpn so I can come fight you irl
How are the gun laws in these two countries and do they like American ex-pats who move there?
>Albania 82
How the fuck is this even possible?
Couldn't care less about them. But them seem obsessed with us. Well their government does anyway.
>имплaјинг дa јa кopиcтим BПH
Albanians are not even human, so everything's possible.
Why do you wanna move there?
Albanians are like sub saharan africans or abbos
It's so annoying that Europe isn't a single nation and that we haven't consolidated languages.
Want to move somewhere else eventually where my Ameribux will last and I can have some semblance of freedom like used to have. Mostly everyone talks about Costa Rica but fuck that place. Diving there is meh.
C[C[C[C on Moon when ?
>Skopje
>serious conflict
yeah no.
>how dare people care about the place they live in
You'll never get a gun here.
Gun laws have been changed recently. You have a list of government approved firearms. You need to get classes to learn to use it, don't have prior convictions, health exam and other normal stuff, buuuuut you have to provide a 'valid reason why you feel the need to own a firearm' and the catch is that it is not specified what those valid reasons are, other than some vague examples like 'fear of death at workplace'. So it's up to your local police department to deem your reason valid or not.
You could join a hunting club and get a gun that way. That works fine.
And don't worry about being hated here, no one will hate you. Say that NATO was wrong in '99 and how Clinton is a fag and people will love you
That's rather disheartening to hear about your gun laws. I thought many, if not all, of the sormer Soviet satellite states had very lax gun laws and arms being sold in open markets. That really bums me out.
>wanting americoons in SRBIJA
If diaspora then its a totally different situation
>he doesn’t have a friend of a friend who has a stash of guns left over from the 90’s
and you call yourself a serb
That pic is pure cro*t mental gymnastics right there. kek
>all these servs denying croatian identity
jasenovac 2.0 when
>link to Tupson ``cro*t`` who has serbian name and last name, whos mother is serbian, who sings remade chetnik songs and is forbidden to sing in parts of that same cro*tia he likes.
user ... i ...
Heres something actualy good.
youtube.com
>Servant mentality.
Project much?
youtube.com
>who has serbian name and last name, whos mother is serbian
why are servs so retarded
god i wish i could watch beograd burn in my lifetime
youtube.com
>why are servs so retarded
Literally not an argument.
>god i wish i could watch beograd burn in my lifetime
youtube.com
That was in the 90s. Missed the train for that one. Many people still have illegal full auto weapons, bombs, etc left from the war, tho.
No one cares here, mate. I don't want any immigrants, but the populace doesn't care. Couple of days ago there was a skit on TV about how first Afghans have started going to school together with Serbian children in Sid. Aren't we so progressive.
Dad was financial inspector and was typical goodie two shoes. Once found mattress full of cash at the border. Didn't took a dime.
So no, I don't have any firearms nor do I have friend to give me. I know a guy who has WW2 era fighter machine gun, tho.
Remember, jews cause all problems. check out joy of satan (D0t )(0rg) for solutions. good luck.
balkans should unite and we should genocide all non greco dinaric untermensh
Good thing Byzantium and other neighboring countries kept documents of the Balkan people and their naming schemes since before your Croatcuck people learned to read and write (and revise history) in the first place, otherwise your shit would maybe have a chance at passing anywhere.
>That was in the 90s. Missed the train for that one. Many people still have illegal full auto weapons, bombs, etc left from the war, tho.
kad muvas amere, ovo.
>Literally not an argument.
Marko is christian name
Perko is nickname for Petar
No sauce on his mother being servshit
Yesterday i met retarded cro*t in yt comments that said Nemanjic dinasty was cro*tian and that it was part of their medival kingdom.
>serv believes that all markovići and petrovići are descendants of one serv that was called marko and petar
Pretty much all countries around Serbia hate Serbs
Especially Kosovo
Got a stash of AKs and some assorted SMGs (mostly old Scorpions and shit) and handguns in the countyside.
Romanians don't hate them though.Also bulgarians don't have any bad blood with them either.
Im going to Croatia next year for a holiday. Looks like a beautiful country. Be good to see some woman that arent clinically obese for a change as well.
Serv believes what 3rd parties documented while comparing it to local historical documentation.
The 3rd parties range from Bulgarians to Byzantine people to Hungarians to Austrians to Italians to Greeks.
Notice how there's no Croatcucks in this equation, mainly because your opinions are irrelevant in comparison to all the aforementioned.
Those are the only exceptions I can think of either
so all markovići are serbs
Awww hes actualy trying now to type coherent sentence instead of ``hurr durr you are retarded``.
What, those 2 braincells kicked in to work now ?
Thought you guys have 159 IQ
>Marko
Why isnt he called Hrvoje when he is so turbo cro*t ?
>Perko
How conveniently you forgot to add that -ић on his surname kek
>No sauce on his mother being serbian
His family surname comes from Hercegovina from his mother side, and from there that surname is serbian.
whats the difference between a slav and a serb? honest question
>Pretty much all countries around Serbia hate Serbs
And ?