The absolute state of Russian CS.GO players

Russian police are investigating claims a boy beheaded himself with a chainsaw after losing at a computer game.

According to reports Pavel Mateev, 15, went into his yard Monday morning before he “switched on a chainsaw and sawed off his own head.”

Russian media cited local sources saying that he was addicted to a computer game that his single mother had bought for him.

State owned Russian television channel NTV reported: “A teenager from Tomsk region committed suicide after he lost a computer game.”

It is unclear what computer game he was playing, but a female source said Pavel spent hours at his computer and that his “nerves gave in after a game”.

The local office of the Russian Investigative Committee gave no further details on Pavel’s case except to confirm a criminal case had been opened into incitement to suicide.

Russia has seen several so-called "death groups" allegedly incite children and teenagers to take their own lives whilst playing online games.foxnews.com/world/2018/09/05/boy-15-beheaded-himself-with-chainsaw-after-losing-computer-game-reports.html

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Anyone who played in the old days when lag was a constant problem has considered exactly this.

>tfw created a lag switch for my brother to pick off kids online

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gamers...rise up

I'm going to export chainsaws to Russia and give them away for free.

How do you do that?

it makes more sense if someone else chainsaw his head off. probably gang related

CYKA BLYAT

You had to embrace the lag and warp around corners

t. 56k cs player in the days of dsl

Drugs had to have been involved.

thats....pretty hardcore

he was too alpha for life

Props to that kid, one of the coolest ways to die.

What?
Surely he died before it cut his head off completely?

gang weed

The only way I can imagine how this worked is that the chainsaw was laid down while running and he laid his neck/head down on it which would instantly ensure death and keeps cutting away

Should've chainsawed a few muzzies first

>his single mother
Nothing to see here.

What a fucking legend.

Based ayylmao.

stop blaming videogames for slavs doing slav things.
you niggers are worse than people blaming society for niggers doing nigger things.

CS Go is boring and not so addictive as LOL

Pretty badass

I can imagine, because CS source was already more boring than CS1.6 with the cool surfmaps
playing surfmaps on cs source always felt off

>poo in loo has poo taste in MOBAs
checks out

>cs is a moba

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Sure is a (((coincidence))) that all these "teen suicides due to games/viral internet challenges " only happen in countries where child trafficking is common .

The Momo game "suicides" happened in Colombia

These stories are fake and coverups for ritual murder/kidnapping for pedo rings .

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redpilled and based

>LOL
>league of legends
>a MOBA
learn to read

Maybe chain saws in Russia don't have a safety switch that has to be depressed to keep the saw running?
Of course, that switch isn't anything that can't be circumvented by a well-placed screw or some duct tape.
Put a running chain saw on full blast in a vise upsidedown, then put your chin on it.
I'd bet it would snag before cutting your head off unless the person fell really hard...constant pressure has to be applied for a clean cut.

Haha. Just like that town in Texas where arabs moved in and caused shit to get everyone else to move out except an old couple.
The wife vanished, and the husband was found decapitated by chainsaw in his shed. Ruled a suicide and muzzies moved in soon after.
I wish I saved the news article before american media scrubbed it.

So Boris decided to play Splat the Blyat?