What is the average Jow Forumsack's day like?

typical tory voter. end your life so refugees can have ur place dick brain

Wake up. Overwhelmed by my shit existence. Shop for onions. Pray big Joan Donovan comes to my rescue. Praise Kek. Go to bed

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DO YOU SOCIALIZE?
DO YOU GO TO BARS AND NIGHT CLUBS AND APPROACH THEM?

Comfy

Because boomers are college students who post on Jow Forums

>Wake up an hour before class
>go to class
>do student type shit
>shitpost while shitting
>sleep

>wake up
>smoke meth
>drink heavily
>take whatever other drugs I have laying around
>fuck around on the internet
>go on random missions with cunts
>for several days
>start eating xanax when I start wiggin
>eventually pass out, hopefully in my house
>sometimes feed the kids

>Wake up
>Eat breakfast
>Go to work
>Work is demanding and tedious but not impossible
>Come home
>Kick back for an hour before bed
>Repeat at odd hours for a few days
>Get 2-3 days off to kick back and have fun
>Work schedule also allows me some weekend afternoons off to go hang with friends
It’s not all bad really.

Lmao really

My real life?

Like in my house and shit, Jow Forums and sadness.

>Wake up 4:30 am
>Praise Heavenly Father for the blessings of the day
>Long commute to wagie blue collar job
>Hit the gym on the way home
>Get home 4:00pm, read scripture for 2 hours
> 1 hour to cook dinner, wash dishes, feed cat, do laundry, check mail, pay bills
> church activities ~90 minutes a couple afternoons a week
> 1-2 hours of programming
> 2-3 hours of jewtube, twatter, and halfpol funposting
> Thank Jesus Christ for the blessings of the day and go to sleep
And repeat

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That sounds like a pretty dank life. Are you actually a Mormon

how the fuck do you survive with no job? neetbux?

respectable life, user

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>wake up
>go to go work
>go home
>sleep
>repeat

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>do whatever the rest of the day
Ie jack off and contemplate suicide. NEETS need to fucking die. Dead weight mother fuckers

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wake up
morning egg
some coffee
vodka shots with egg
clean AK
some work.... some.. . . .
a hearty soup, a small amount of beer and vodka
polish ammo
gun fuck
outside work
beer vodka
meat and vegetable
more beer and vodka
bed

Wake up in a fancy hotel room around 0700-0900 depending how late I got in the night before.
Find a decent restaurant for breakfast.
Facetime/Text/call the wife
Go for a walk/run/gym in the hotel
Go over the weather/turbulence forecast for the day.
Iron my clothes.
1300-1500 cab to the airport
Brief the first officer and flight attendants.
1500-2200 couple of legs to places I've been before hundreds of times.
2300 end of duries cab to hotel.
2300-2400 Miller time with a burger or a side of wings.

Rinse and repeat.

Sounds glamorous and exciting?
It absolutely sucks. I'd happily cut my paycheck in half to be home every night.

wake up, give my dogs medicine while giving my dogs medicine, checking all of my text messages, then setting an 8 minute timer, and shitposting until it goes off, at which point I then grab either my rifle or combat knife and do combat drills, then reset the timer for 8 minutes, and do it again, and again, and again, until work at 2 as a martial arts instructor

You don't get homework?

If working from office

Wake up
Get ready
Kiss boyfriend goodbye
Go do my chill wagy job for 7ish hours
Read on train
Go home
Eat dinner with bf he’s cooked while working from home
Watch a movie or some Netflix shit he likes while cuddling on the couch
Go out to a nearby shisha cafe and talk until 11ish
Go home shower go to bed make love

If working from home
Same but I cook and clean instead of him

We go to a lot of concerts in the evening after work too.

Comfy.

Indeed I am a recent convert
Sadly there is not much Mormonism OC so I often borrow regular Christchan memes for my funposting

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Dank, what's your job

>Goes to classes
>"I'm a neet"

I was considering converting to Mormonism and moving to Utah someday. (Possibly). But I heard they don't really accept people who aren't born into Mormonism because they like revere their ancestors, is this true? Also could I marry a qt virgin Mormon waifu if I convert?

>Wake up at 5AM
>Hour of calisthenics
>Breakfast
>Go to Uni
>Finish Uni
>An hour of calisthenics
>Dinner
>An hour on duolingo
>Shitpost
>Read classical literature/philosophy
>Watch a movie/tv while in bed
>Sleep
My typical day

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Wake up in a panic and sprint out the door naked, the rest is a blur.

Wake up at 11am/noon. Walk dog. Make smoothie. Take shower. Make work meal. Head to work at 3pm. Work till 9pm. Take half our meal break. Work till 3 am. Head home. Shower. Drink some water and juice. Go to bed by 4:30am
Only do have to do this 4 days a week. Not too bad

I lived this life in the 2nd semester of my Master's degree before dropping out. Just completely stopped attending lectures halfway in the semester, used stipend as NEETbux. Passed the final exams though

Get up at 5:30, take a bath, eat food, get in car.
Drive, park in a garage in city center.
Walk to work.
Work back breaking work until 15:30.
Walk through town to garage.
Drive home.
Play with kids eat dinner.
Put kids to bed.
Chillax a bit, go to bed.

>wake up
>roll ever so slightly to the left
>turn pc on from bed
>12 hours later roll ever so slightly to the right
>sleep

They accept anyone. They have literal Tongan retard mormons. Yes you can marry a waifu. Utah is the most Aryan state. Bet on it.

Work and give 45% of my income to niggers and Jews.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

you aren't neet faggot

i want to be your friend

So are all the Mormon girls virgins? If so I'd happily convert and help build God's kingdom on Earth

>wake up
>go to computer and check on messages waiting for me
>play a game or so, sometimes with friends
>work out
>work on portfolio piece
>wait for/check for any new anime episodes to come out
>check crypto
>walk dog
>wait for job applications to respond to me.
>eat food
>feel like a worthless sack of shit
>sleep
>repeat

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>Wake up
>Take trash out
>Feed spiders
>Shower depending on the weather (I shower at night before bed anyway, sometimes I don't need to in the morning)
>Internet time for an hour, usually just check news or threads on here
>No breakfast
>Catch the bus, rides can take ridiculously long and the schedule is unreliable, so don't want food in my system on a long, bumpy ride
>Have brunch
>Rummage around in Goodwill and antique shops downtown
>Visit my kinda-friend if he's home
>Buy groceries
>Go home
>Cook
>Internet time
>Watch a movie depending on mood
>Read, also depending on mood or energy
>Jog around neighborhood
>Shower
>Draw sometimes (keeps the mind sharp)
>Sleep

If I just had a job, I'd be content for the rest of my life. I'm a simple man.

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If you prove your dedication to the gospel they will accept you. If you're an autist who can't go 4 hours without talking about how amazing Hitler was then you'll have a hard time, but that's true of any group. Yes converts can get a nice LDS waifu

>wake up
>go on pol no news
>do other stuff
>come back
>most threads are dumb feel numb
rinse repeat

why the fuck do most Jow Forumstards here wake up so early ?

should i do the same ?

>Wake up at 10.30 am
>breakfast
>PC
>lunch
>PC
>go to the beach (they are still open where i am) to meet some friends from 15 pm to 18.30 pm
>PC playing vidya
>Dinner
>go out with friends if avaible
>PC
>Fap
>bed

( Phone posting fag can't green text). Wake up at 6:30, shower, eat breakfast, commute to get to classes. Go to classes, do a bit of homework at the library, Lift at the uni gym, head home. Chill for a bit , eat dinner, do more homework, if I've gone about a week without fapping ill hit up a few bitches I've accumulated in my snapchat skank bank and sext the one(s)that are availble. Tidy up my room a bit before sleep -and turn off the lights and head to bed. Browse /x/ and Jow Forums for a few minutes in bed, read a couple pages of a book I've got on my phone that im taking longer than I should to finish. Set my alarm. Sleep. Repeat.

>wakey wakey, no alarm needed, around 0800
>two cups of light roast
>glance over news (including Jow Forums)
>if it's a working day, walk to work by 1000
>usually done around 1600, walk home
>if no social plans - lift, grapple or just browse pol
>have dinner if not fasting
>sleep by midnight

LDS girls have the highest rate of virginity of any group by far. They are not every single one of them virgins. Then again they were not all born in the church.

Airline Captain

Nice data collecting thread, FBIBRO

FBI dont check the gif history for the love of jesus

Chill, i was meming

>wake up 3-4pm
>go online
>browse red piled e-books and movies
>download them or save links
>tell myself i'll read/watch them later
>never really do
>get a meal about 6pm, i guess breakfast
>sit on pc/online until 2am and microwave another meal
>sit at pc eating it
>start to feel sleepy at 6am and go to bed
>repeat

Done this for about 4 years now.

>can’t

You can greentext on phone

yeah .. right

>go to work from 8 to 4:30
>go home, shower
>eat something
>browse Jow Forums for a couple of hours
>go drink some beer at the local pub
>go to sleep
>repeat

I do

>wake up at 6:30
>cold shower
>4 eggs and oats, green tea, cigarette
>work 8-4, eat cottage cheese and drink a protein shake while at work
>go home, eat rice while browsing Jow Forums or watching something
>hit the gym at 5 with a friend
>drink a protein shake after
>go home
>eat chicken
>internet time for 1h
>read on Kindle for 1-2hours
>eat cottage cheese
>meditate 10 min
>sleep
5 days a week like this, for a year now. On Fridays and Saturdays I get shitfaced after the gym with friends, hit the clubs or have a smoke on the beach.
I fell into the routine ever since she left me

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Same

>wake up 6 am
>shower get dressed
>breakfast
>leave for uni 7 am
>1 hour traffic
>uni from 8am to 6pm
> 1 hour traffic
>arrive at home 7:30
> dinner
>shower
> study a little (mostly study on weekends)
>Sleep at 12
And again and again every day

Joy o fSatan (d0t ) 0rg) is the best website ever because it shows how gentiles can control the world instead of jews.

Go to work, which is where I do all my Jow Forums browsing, come home, be productive around the house (read, workout, clean, hang with friends, whatever), go to sleep, repeat.

>>Woke up at 5:30 got a little high with my wife before she went to work
>>drop kids off at school for 8:45
>>come home and sleep till 12
>>wake up to a few sales notifications in my emails
>>pack orders/drop off at post office
>>wife gets home from work maybe fuck her before picking up the kids from school
>>pickup kids from school at 3:30
>>eat dinner at 5:30
>>spend time with kids till 9:30
>>get high/watch a movie
>>pass out whenever

feel the power

Go to sleep as soon as it is dark and wake up for the sun rise

comfy

god bless Australia, bogans unite!

same

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>wake up at 10
>smoke some marijuana and lurk Jow Forums
>take a bath at some point and go to work at 3
>gas station job, have to deal with lots of non whites, many are rude and some are straight up drug addicts or prostitutes
>go home and browse Jow Forums
>pass out around 1 or 2
I do this Sunday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, also once a week I go eat at my favorite burger place 45 minutes away because it reminds me of high school with a bunch of blonde girls that are nice.
On Monday I work the overnight shift so I just sleep all day.
On Thursday I drive 3 and a half hours to see my girlfriend and stay in her dorm room until Sunday morning.
No smoking marijuana in that small cowboy town.

im a sad soul on 4 jam

be me nothing