Help me write a children's book

Help me write a children's book.
Title:
My Neighbor Muhammed.

My neighbor Muhammad, but we call him 'Moe'
We don't make him angry, or else he might blow!
He covers his wife from head to toe.
Whenever his family goes out to the show.
Some people say this behavior is strange.
In time they will love,
his Islamic ways...

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Dude that's really fucking racist and generalizing millions of people. You should really feel ashamed brainwashing children into hatred.

That guy in the picture is Sikh

Muslims can't wear turbans as well as Sikhs do and Muslims shave their moustaches as well

He says it's peaceful, to make you sleep
Then kills you with a knife, in your sheets

>smelly
>brown
>towelhead
The difference?

Stfu. They deserve it. This time the holocaust will not only be for (((them))) but for the muzzies too

Muslim moustaches must not touch their lips.
And when they fuck boys they use only the tip ;)

Based poo

Who rapes your kids by the thoudands? A paki or an Indian?
Who bombs your concerts? A paki or an Indian?
Who murders your soldiers? A paki or an Indian?
Who drives trucks of peace? A paki or an Indian?
Who is running London right now? A paki or an Indian?
Who is trying to establish no-go zones? A paki or an Indian?
Who was Anjem Choudary? A paki or an Indian?

neat

Who are massive drains on the NHS due to inbreeding? Pakis or Indians?

He loves all the animals,
Peacocks and whales,
But he'll feed your dog meat stuffed with nails.
He rapes all your children and then calls them Whores,
And doesn't adhere to any of the laws.
But don't point this out,
Or else he'll get riled,
Just pop a smile,
And in a while,
You'll forget he's a goat fucking paedophile.

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>me a retard LOOK A ME TARD

Who is altering the demographics of the country irreplaceable?

Every non-white British group still existing.

I can't form an exact rhyme for you but I'll leave you some words/phrases to use -
Allahu Akbar
Kaboom
Jamal
Flying donkey Buraq
Split the moon in two
Burqa
Hijab
Asalam alaikum
Goats
Bachha bazi
Death to America
Camels

Sikhs are based as fuck.
If you ever have the misfortune of being shit out of luck in the street...find a Sikh temple.
They will give you food and help you find a work even if you are not Sikh.

My neighbor Muhammed,
The Catholics made him this way.

Moe goes to UK
He comes from Iran
He sets up no go zones
Throught the land
He judges your culture
And reads from his book
When you try to correct
His devilish ways
He'll seek protection
From the third-wave
How does it feel?
My mainlander brit?
Would you rather have moe?
Or live next to spic?

I'd trade every Muslim for 3 Mexicans.

>He comes from Iran
bit unrealistic
try pakistan