Boy, 15, beheads himself with chainsaw after losing computer game: report

Which one of you faggots was this


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No need to lose your head over vidya
What a little shit

/rk9/ strikes again!

Notice this trend of teens killing themselves due to "suicide games" spreading on the internet only seems to happen in countries notoriously tied to child trafficking . Momo in Colombia for example.

It's a cover-up.

Did he die?
And if so, is it likely there'll be a change in his condition?

>>>boy beheads himself
>>>did he die?
probably

How do you even behead yourself?
You'd start cutting but you'd bleed out or pass out before finishing, and you'd end up dead but only partially headless

dropping it on himself prob

>Boy, 15, beheads himself with chainsaw
thats pretty fucking metal

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tfw adult swim canceled metalocalypse for no reason

You fucking don't


It was murder, or a hoax and kikes or muzzies kidnapped him and the (((police))) covered it up

>getting so tilted in a game that you chainsaw yourself


What game was it lads? I'm thinking League of Legends or Fortnite.

Had to be fortnite. League has been more tollerable ever since Fortnite got big.

Kek.

How angry do you have to be to use a goddamn chainsaw?

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brainlet teammates are so common in league you kind of build up a tolerance for losing. im betting fortnite.

Unironically an hero

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Idk bros, even after a year of playing it I still get mad as fuck when I'm the one carrying as urgot while my team feeds.

He will never become the head of a major corporation now

>Which one of you faggots was this
I dont think that whoever it was is going to answer man

How do you even do that?

this is a coverup

Has he muted his headphones?

Games are serious business, user.

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what happens when they are allowed to wallow in their filth for too long

Hehe

The manliest suicide ever committed.

Probably because it's cringy middle school tier edge humor

>russia
fucking cheeki dota player, I'm glad that kid is dead

>foxnews.com/world/2018/09/05/boy-15-beheaded-himself-with-chainsaw-after-losing-computer-game-reports.html
Good

better to kill themselves than kill others
I hope this continues


their the weakest links

He lost a whole head of height...it was also the most manletiest

>THEY PUT ME IN CHAINS. THEY GAVE ME MY WEAPON.

i like the champion, but its hard to carry if you have 80 iq children on your team.

How the hell did he manage that? I've seen those gore videos where someone gets beheaded by a chainsaw. It doesn't just cut through easily.

He realized there's only one way to escape MMR hell

no word of the exact computer game he was playing?

Isn't this a semi-common pepe? Hello?

this is probably bullshit I don't think how you can chainsaw your own head easy

>Which one of you faggots was this
That was me

What game?

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fortnite

>tfw too intelligent to appreciate music or humor

id start it on the ground then just lay/fall back on it.

nobody plays fortnite here

what a chain reaction of events

Fuq, it was totally me breh.

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Imagine killing yourself becase of Fortnite.

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>russian
Not surprised. Why are ruskies all so nuts?

If gamers kill themselves we won't have to terminate them

>son is an embarrassment, never stops playing League of Legends
>his father left before his was born because I'm a drunken whore
>tired of everything, come up with plan
>drag son out the back door and cut his head off with a chainsaw
>police arrive
>"he kill himself cyкa Блядь!! He was so upset about his computer games!"
>it's Russia so nobody actually gives a shit

>beheads himself with chainsaw
Murderface's father?

You did this to him

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It's doable but yeah, when the team feeds RIP onvthe match. Urgot is an awesome champion.

Sometimes one team mate needs to make sacrifices for the greater good of the team. My team totally understands this.

It says his mom bought him the game. Isn't Fortnite free?

Most people who kill themselves are pansies, but I can respect this kind of suicide. Depressed people take note, this is how you do it.

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“Which one of you was this”

This. There was an old man in the UK a few years ago that was going to lose his council house. He rented a chainsaw with a timer, had a drink and lay back on it. Apparently the living room was quite a mess.

Imagine that, his SINGLE mother bought him the game he was addicted to. Just another case of a kid being destroyed by a single mother.

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Fucking zoomers

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>teenage kid beheads himself with chainsaw
Does anyone actually believe this? was probably abducted or murdered and they came up with this bullshit coverup story

>now the leg huh

this is one of two cases of of someone beheading themselves with a chainsaw, he developed a system of pulleys to do it and it still cut down into his chest and didn't fully behead him, the other story occurred in Poland in the 90s allegedly and very little exists

I think it probably is real though because if you just cut some of your neck with a chainsaw you're still going to die

>When the Elsa&Spiderman conditioning kicks in

>he was addicted to a computer game that his single mother had bought for him
That's just sad. Fucking lack of strong family ties, I reckon. Sign of the times.

>/rk9/
Go now, go back

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>single mother

single mother kills again

youve clearly never used a chainsaw

>Sergeant Mark Carter said he found Mr Phyall in the lounge with blood spattering the walls, floor and a cabinet.

>Central Hampshire deputy coroner Simon Burge said to the officer: "It must have been a huge shock to you."

>Sgt Carter replied: "In some ways it was sir."

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Only a minecraft player is autistic enough to be able to behead themself with a chainsaw

It's definitely bullshit. The only sources are provincial Russian news outlets.
It's virtually impossible to cut your own head off with a chainsaw, definitely not something a 15yo would do. And russian peasants must be totally fucking retarded, similar to pol.

Now that's a fuckin' rage quit.

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