Why are most billionaires balding?

why are most billionaires balding?

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If he's jewish it's the curse of the fig tree.
Otherwise it's male pattern baldness, and he works his off well enough.

Stress

succ

why cant he spend 3 minutes worth of income to get his fucked up eye fixed is the more pressing concern

unstable cloning

Most billionaires are older men, and older men tend to experience male pattern baldness.

bullshark testosterone.

Honestly he should just wear a monocle over it. C'mon, we all know itd be great if he did.

great political topic OP

Vampirism makes you lose hair

Bezos unironically LARPs as Lex Luthor. He even has a giant suit of power armor. He would get hair plugs and fix his eye but he knows that would make him look less like a villain.

Its stressful doing cocaine, banging grifting whores, and lording over niggers such as yourself, OP.

Dracula the og vampire had hair though

a literal coincidence

High Testosterone

Does Jeff Bezos have a glass eye?

>balding

He's been balding even before creating Amazon.

why he doenst fix that fucked eye??

caused by the ballsack

Baldness can be linked to high testosterone levels. High testosterone levels are also what drives these men to push hard in their profession.

take glow in the dark nigger money?
glow in the dark makes your hair fall out

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lmao that would fucking genius

Making billions requires lots of stressful long hours of mind numbing (((work))).

why?

think he needs to look better to get sex or... LITERALLY ANYTHING?

They are FtM trannies. The testosterone makes them lose their hair.

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they dont give a fuck about anything but money, not even themselves or their health

Side effects of long term stem cell consumption

balding isn't a choice, Bald is a choice

cause they're old

it's crazy eye

you can't hide it

High test.