I KNOW IT WAS YOU

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trump is a good sport but a real boomer would put a much better pattern down
witness me. witness my pattern. witness the health of the lawn

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My dad would of beat me if I cut the lawn like that.

>not mowing on a john deer with two monsters

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Thats a nice lawn buddy. Yes sir that is one nice lawn. Very well mowed.

thank you
ill offer a toast of this white can with the blue text

>look at my featureless shitscape
grow some vegetables or shrubs or something

fuck

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA

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thanks bud. i made a thread of the front lawn
because this got me very pissed off

No good bro my greatest generation grandfather would laugh at your sorry lawn

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>ywn have a comfy garden to mown

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He should have beat you for writing like a retard.

it is boomer techniques of 10-10-10 and blade height that he would never understand

Straighten up those lines, Barron.

That kid is doing a really shitty job. Look at that lack of overlap.
Disgusting.

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Little reminder about Rick Wilson...

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you should plant some shit around the patio

>people think he's going to last 8 years

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yeah but the problem is it's a big hill and the water just runs down so in spring that area gets a bit swampy
there isn't much we can do there because it floods out

why would anyone want a stripey fucking lawn?
Queer Eye for the Lawnmower Guy.
Fucking gay mate.

>not mowing on 3 john deers

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i dont know. it's just what we do. i figure it appeals to the white mans desire to witness and appreciate order and see beauty in that
ask an abo, faggot

It's called a French Drain.

Cut the sod away for a trench running from the lawn down to a convenient low point where the water will flow away.

Dig a trench.

Fill it with rocks.
Replace the sod.

Enjoy a well drained lawn.

Rick is a douche but that was pretty funny

>turning the photo sideways for maximum boomer
This post is underrated

no
it rains here
you're not going to solve it with drainage. we have drainagethank you

>the three monsters

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Uhh build brick wall and turn into raised flower bed. Plant a couple of red hot pokers, wait for hummingbirds...and run two corrugated pipes away to collectors...or reuse water and pump into container for whatever else you need..such as irrigation...

what the fuck is wrong with you

GODLIKE

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>backyard floods
>what do?
>add drainage
>problem not fixed
>paid illegals to do drainage

that very funny...the left can meme

Head back to niggerfaggot poundtown, S᠌᠌oy boy.

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I wouldnt even let my dog piss on it, learn the fucking fundamentals

>Rick Wilson

You don't have drainage if you're flooding. You see, when it drains it becomes dry instead of wet. So if you have wet then your drainage no worky. Pretty simple concept.