You are now the dictator of your own country

What are the top 5 laws that you establish immediately in order of importance?

I know this is a repeat thread, but I saw it was archived and wanted to share (based in US laws and land). Forgive my attention whoreness.

>Forced stable marriages. Each woman is paired with the best possible man she could ever achieve (and necessarily, each man is paired with the worst woman he could achieve). This is decided at the age of 16, with each 16 year old male and female being paired with each other for life. It follows from this that infidelity, homosexuality, etc. are illegal.
>Voting rights given at the age of 16. In return for the above stable marriage compromise with each women getting her best man, women can no longer vote after age 20. Men cannot vote after age 50.
>All government workers are now commission paid, earning the median wage (not accounting for other government workers of course) of the nation. This is recalculated every 3 months. The calculation does include unemployed persons (exceptions to those physically disabled from all possible jobs or illegal immigrants), meaning if half the nation is unemployed for any reason, all government workers automatically earn a salary of $0.

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>Idaho, Montana, Colorado, Delaware, and Wyoming will be designated "regulation-free" states, meaning the government (federal and state) cannot enforce regulations on any business entity of any kind. All businesses, persons, individuals, and institutions in these states are private entities are and barred from any government intrusion, funding, etc. This includes schools, banks, utilities, civil infrastructure, etc. Individuals in these states thus cannot receive any government assistance of any kind including but not limited to welfare, social security, government sponsored pensions, etc. Individuals in these states can still vote and are actively encouraged to do so, especially for congress/senator members.
>An individual surrenders their 8th amendment right upon committing 1st and 2nd degree murder if it is shown with direct, undeniable evidence (i.e. video evidence) that said individual committed murder.

What does Jow Forums think?

1. Kill the jews
2. Slit the muslims throats wherever you may find them
3. Burn use the negro population as replacement for coals in a our coal power plants.

>Censor Foreign Media and establish Intranet
>Declare ethno-commune state centralization
>Institute nationalist/culture-warp indoctrination into my people to make them a hivemind and proud
>Subvert my enemy neighbors and turn them into satellite states
>Steal Foreign Factory Jobs and set up Nuclear plants all across the country

Spoken like a true commie. Putin would be proud.

I'd just shitcan everything after like the 4th amendment.

>No more taxation
>Complete deregulation of science and economy
>Deport all non-whites
>Ban all left media, organizations and parties
>The american troops must leave

Also
>Anti-Marxism
>Veneration of National Heroes
>Folk Legends
>State-sponsored Christianity as a moral check

The whole communist look I dig but it's stupid to worship a lying Jew with a printing press.

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>complete deregulation of economy

rip

Take all of Najib's bribery money for myself then run away to South America.

Immediately install a republic and write a constitution.

THIS EAGLE MEANS FREEDOM FOR ALL

1.) No non-European immigration
2.) No degeneracy(abortion, gay shit, hook up culture, etc...)
3.) Traditionalist society is full embraced, culture and heritage are celebrated
4.) deregulate science, allow advancements in cloning and genetic modification as well as fund such research
5.) Meritocracy, your place is based on merit and merit alone.

God, if only meritocracy existed... maybe we wouldn't have so many depressed NEETs.

Every once in a while I find myself wishing this place had a like button.

Showing sincere appreciation for your fellow man is worth infinitely more than a like.

1. State-enforced Christianity, with a constitutional militaristic theocratic republic headed by a strong dictator enforcing traditional Christian values and ensuring American prosperity and hegemony for all time.

2. Any country that defies us gets all military facilities and major cities nuked, after which, we invade the country and colonize it.

3. Impose hardcore American white Christian national socialism that requires high taxation and seizure of the means of production while still rewarding those who are productive. We will in this way mandate and incentivize high industrial production, technological research, universal healthcare, a powerful enough military to completely subjugate or kill off all of mankind, and space colonization to spread our empire across the stars.

4. 24/7 commercial-free gorilla channel.

5. Anyone in poverty or homelessness becomes a ward of the state, to be made well, educated and productive, or to be euthanized, as appropriate depending on the situation.

I establish a Anarcho Technocrati with knowledge base economic..

One Law for all
Don't do unto others what you don't want done unto you

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Let's make it a game. Start with the 27th amendment and forcefully repeal it. Every calendar year afterwards, repeal the next below amendment.

What do you think society would be like after 26 years?

Deport all non-whites, kill all jews, ban circumcision

>OP
>dictator
>voting age

what

>no more taxation

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1. Prison reform. Start a bill that strips away all human rights to criminals. Hangings and electric chairs brought back. No more iPad or tv. Were going back to the 1800s style of treatment.

2. Create a bill of rights that protects citizens rights to free speech and privacy online.

3. Destroy welfare and lower social security benefits. Both programs have made our society gather to much debt and has made the American people lazy.

4. Robotics and medical research would be are number 1 concern.

5. Full government reform. Congressmen and senators will be volunteer only and must be between the ages of 25-50. They may only hold office for 8 years. For compensation they will receive a card that pays for government approved things and hold a minimum wage budget. CIA is the personal army of the president. The FBI is brought to heel by congress. Only former marines and police may join.

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>Voting rights given at the age of 16. In return for the above stable marriage compromise with each women getting her best man, women can no longer vote after age 20. Men cannot vote after age 50.
If this is a dictatorship why the fuck are the citizens voting?

1. stop all immigration/deport non whites (except if they are asian or are a large benefit to society)
2. no degeneracy (drugs, abortion, lbtq etc)
3. make race mixing highly illegal
4. Make it so that all government funded news stations (CBC, CTV) must tell the viewers at the start, middle and end on the changes in the national law
5. rewrite the Curriculum in order to educate people on how evil Zionism is and teach all of the political ideaologies on the political spectrum.

I'd still retain president, congress, etc. I'm just here for radical change, then let the nation run as the citizens want it to.

Number 2 makes me proud to be in the same country as you.

Seems legit, except for number 5. I think a commission would be better for congress to perform well with the best interests of the common man in their mind.

>Ban on religion
>Mandatory military for age 16-32
>All knowledge will be dictated / censor internet
>Immigration/Emigration will be banned
>Ban on international corporations and banks

I'm still preserving the US government as is, just with changes whenever I want. I want the citizens to decide how they live though.

I know that's silly.

You know, for a leaf, you seem pretty violent.

1. Make Furries fight Rabid dogs to the death
2. Make niggers steal from each other for food (only food is Grape Drank, Fried Chicken and Collard Greens)
3. Make any Liberal give up their money
4. Strangle all LGBT's with a rainbow flag
5. Make all prisoners fight in a Thunderdome tournament, not to death but with metal chopsticks layered with Vasoline and hot sauce.

1. Take away every single right women have and make them possession of their fathers/brothers etc. till they are married to their husbands
2.round up the (((media))) and quietly execute them install my own media apparatus
3. Kill every single kike ,Homo and negroes
4.build up a strong army and border
5.invest in research, technology and so on.

>no more taxation

That's not how you dictator

>No jews
>Nothing even remotely jewish related or influenced

Here i fixed everything

Prison thunderdomes would unironically be a good source of government funding. My bet's on Tyrone "Shockmeister" Bigums.

>marriages forced by the government will be stable
Holy fuck, even in medieval times they knew better than that

You forgot

>no rights for women

Women are the jews of the gender

1) Limit Immigration to ethnic British, Irish and Germans
2) Slowly deport non whites and non-natives and approximately leave one million productive members regardless if their asian, hispanic or black.
3) Bring back the house wife
4) end degenerate culture: homosexuality, hookups, etc.
5) Attempt to establish a union between Canada, America, Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Ireland. Make them commit the same changes.

Nah, you'd use the stable marriage algorithm. Citizens would produce a list of people they'd like to be with and you can guarantee everyone will be happy.

Start a nuclear war so we can go back to stone age, the most based period of our existence.

I also feel like any crime heinous enough to warrant a life sentence should warrant a death sentence. There has never been a dumber more useless punishment instated than a life sentence. Waste of time, waste of money, and ultimately more cruel. To not realize what a sadist you are and thinking you're enlightened by stripping a man of his freedom and locking him in a box indefinitely on the taxpayers dime, will always baffle me.

1 Legalized prostitution and age of consent down to 16
2 Death Penalty to be carried out within 30 days of sentencing, added to more crimes
3 Two year compulsory military service after high school that comes with a 4 year free ride at any state univ
4 Term limits for ALL house and senate seats (combined time too) that includes any potus
time too
5 abolish jus soli citizenship, only derived from usc parents (jus sanguinus) or through legal immigration and status conversion

INSTALL THE THUNDERDOMES

I am unironically planning on buying an island uninhabited island and declaring it an independent totalitarian dictatorship, with me as god-emperor.
I'll build small dwellings on it, and anyone who pays me $50,000 will be able to enter and live on my island indefinitely, with all meals provided (paid for by the interest on the 50k) for the rest of their lives.
I guess that as a concept would be rule 1.

2: Anyone who wishes to leave at any point may do so, so long as they haven't committed murder or rape, with that crime recorded on CCTV. At no point shall anyone be held against their will on my island. If they wish, I will pay for a plane to fly them to the last country they were in, or a country of which they are a citizen.
Because of this, no person shall have any political power whatsoever, other than me. Your vote is your continued desire to reside here. If you don't like it, you're absolutely free to leave, temporarily or permanently. Those who wish to leave permanently will have their $50,000 returned in full.
Remember, everyone is here voluntarily. Why enter a country you do not like or want to be in?
There are tens of thousands of islands on earth, set up your own dictatorship if you want

3: All firearms are permitted to be imported and exported without restriction, the carrying of firearms for self defence is a god given right that I will not attempt in any way to restrict. Pointing the muzzle of a firearm at any person for any reason is an act of aggression and total resistance is an accepted and lawful response to this. Self defence with your firearm as protection against any physical aggression or direct statements of intention to do harm to your person is entirely lawful.

4: The island will have a number of farms on it, to which I will tend to. Help is appreciated, however it is not expected nor mandatory. Those who wish to be allocated land for private farming/gardening may request so, and if there is land available, it will be granted.

Commission? No. Money only leads to corruption. I would want only people to volunteer for the good of the nation while not lining their pockets with money they did not earn.

If they did earn commissions id rather them not to take it with them once their 8 years are up.

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Mandatory voting. Voter IDs.

Really that would do it for me.

> All banks nationalized and usury banned
> Abortion banned to general public, committees only allowed to grant in rare circumstances
> Only two genders
> divorce heavily regulated
> Immigration highly regulated

It's called the Nuremberg Laws.

5 and 1 dont jive, cleatus

Execute OP.

Unironically I'd join your island. Don't have $50k but I'll negotiate indentured servitude for 7 years for permanent residence.

Money does corrupt, but considering that with commissions congress would be intrinsically tied to the average citizen, at least there's incentive to perform well. It's just a thought.

Not if I execute you first

>No murdering
>No questioning the countries sovereignity and legitimacy
>No more than 1 ruling political party
>No onions substitutes for food
>Mandatory millitary service

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And here we have an old-school democrat.

>tfw Soi is now onions

>No onions substitutes for food

I know it's the filter, but I gave a hearty kek at that one.

That's because I am an Albertan with a burning deep hatred for evil.

1. Death sentence to weapons dealers
2. Communism material (books, movies, songs) is forbidden everywhere.
3. Kids must be in school. Parents can get arrested if they not letting their kids to go to schools
4. You must have proof that you have financial condition to have pets. All pets must be chiped and you must pay license to have it
5. Life imprisonment for Crimes like curruption and drug dealing in a island prison

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it does tho, 1 just narrows 5 down

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I will unironically install my beliefs on this and post back in a few days/weeks on progress. Do you think Trump will install me as a special government worker if I produce the best simulation?

Here's the image in good quality in case soeone wants it

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1. No jews allowed
2. No usury
3. No shitskins (no racemixing by proxy)
4. Death sentence for liberals (feminists, communists etc)
5. Mandatory 2 year military service for all 18 year old males with no women in military

This thread again

This is a good theme. You are automatically pardoned from 1 instance of crime of your choice in my nation.

4.1: The slaughter of animals on this island for recreational purposes or food is not permitted.
Animals may only be killed if they are suffering.
The consumption of meat, however, is not prohibited, and may be provided to you via imports or other means in your provided meals. Don't have a sook though if and when we switch exclusively to lab-grown meats.
Don't like it? Go to literally any other country on earth.

4.2: Non-native invasive species and non-native pests are not considered animals, and may be hunted, killed, and eaten freely. The avoidance of their suffering is still necessary, and those who by negligence result in the suffering of animals are criminally liable.

5: The restriction of the freedoms and liberties of others is at no point acceptable, and is criminal.
The exception being in retaliation to someone else restricting yours, and you may protect your rights accordingly.

The government and I are exempt from this requirement entirely as all residents are protected by their legal right to leave the island at any time they wish, even criminals currently being held in captivity.

The sole exception to this, the only people on the island that have their legal and god-given rights completely void, are those who have committed rape and or murder, and the crime was captured on CCTV or otherwise recorded, with the persons identity in no way vague whatsoever (Such as a characteristic of the accused recorded on camera being solely unique to them of all the populus, such as a tattoo), or direct video evidence recording them committing the crime to the point at which they were captured.

Those who have committed either or both crime, with absolute certainty, are to be put to death at the soonest possible time. Doing so is not murder, and to clarify, neither is killing in the defence of your rights.

Expel the jews

1. Pedophilia will be made a capital offense just as murder is

2. Expulsion of all Muslim immigrants

3. Anyone promoting communism or other far-left ideologies to be subject to reeducation or life imprisonment if reeducation is refused

4. Private Social Media companies must follow free-speech laws. they are subject to nationalization at anytime should they not follow the law.

5. Privatize all Healthcare, the free market will force health care providers to lower prices if the common consumer makes enough noise.

Dont forget to borrow 200 gold first.

Give them to me, it means more $$$$$

Check'd and Kek'd

>Purge the jews in power
>Purge Federal Reserve
>Highly fund space progression
>Divorce laws are no longer a thing
>Age to vote raised to 21
I would also like to add before I die I would put laws in place where the new leaders can only be president for 6 years before being replaced. No 2 terms, 6 years should be enough but not to long. I can't trust anyone else to rule after I die even my kin.

rule 1 everyone fuck off and leave me alone.
thats all

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1. Overhaul of voting system. All citizens are provided a login unique to their National insurance number to vote digitally. Voting is mandatory but you can vote to not vote. Votes must also come with a reason, most popular opinions are taken from newspapers and other methods of gauging the public mood and are provided, or you can give your own. Vote data is also open immediately for study, but names and location are withheld (this will reduce area divides like South vs North). Instead of parliament deciding every change in the law requires a nation wide referendum. Mp's are eliminated and instead highly paid positions are created for people to be voted in to create policies etc. You can slave your device to follow along with their votes for minor or medium votes and policies can be submitted and will trend a bit like twitter but there will be no algorithm fixing. Just pure popularity nothing else. All outcomes are immediately put into effect by divine mandate by me.

2. Eliminate hate speech laws and any law or addendum that mentions race. (this also eliminates quotas in the workplace)

3. Eliminate any government funding, local or national for political parties. The online voting system will instead give a list of the most popular parties or people that people register their vote to and they will be apportioned advertising bought by the government onto the most popular platforms. This would be unfair to local interest parties but I'm sure there would be a solution.

4. After consultation with experts I would set a hard limit on the population. Once reached a one goes out one comes in policy activates with immigration. This limit would change due to economic needs and public will.

5. Revamp the citizenship policy. It becomes more fluid. If you are born in britain you are british, once you leave it scales down with time gone to zero. Reverse for immigrants who have to take their british born baby with them if deported. No anchors.

- Pedofiles in charge of schools
- Condoms outlawed
- Free government supplied alcohol and marijuana
- Age of consent abolished
- Attractive children raffled off to horny old men daily

OP's laws are total faggot tier.

top five laws

1. Cant hurt others
2. Cant damage others property.
3. Must keep oaths and contracts
4. Must protect and teach children
5. Least government possible

Where do you draw the line between regulation and criminal? Smoking in a hospital? Hearing protection for high decibel work places? Arsenic waste water dumped in a drinking reservoir?

Mandatory military is retarded. I know I wouldn’t wanna be serving with anyone who doesn’t want to be there

What's your address?

And finally

Rule 0: All rights are absolute and god given, a government may not grant them, only take them away.
The government will, however, by force step in and remove your rights, should you violate the rights of others.
Those whose rights have been violated may also respond as they deem appropriate, and will not be held responsible if they behave in accordance of the outlined laws in this document.

As an example, you have no "Right" to kill those who do not threaten you, as that would be removing their rights.
However, were you to try, someone would be able to exercise their rights to defend themselves by killing you. They killed you, they didn't murder you, and you are responsible for your own death, as it was a choice you made

In the island, rights are extended to animals also.

You never have a right to exercise an action over another human against their will.

If you, however, chose to reside entirely alone in your dwelling, you aren't permitted, as you don't need permission, and you will never be restricted from engaging in any actions whatsoever. This changes if you enter public space, or have another person on your property with you.
So long as it doesn't in any way affect others, all things are not restricted.

1. Remove Yids and Nogs by incineration.
2. No voting without military service and/or land ownership.
3. No social program access unless your military and married.
4. Fixed tax rate.
5. Mandatory firearm training and mandatory firearm ownership (government issued arms for those who cannot afford one).

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> metal chopsticks layered with Vasoline and hot sauce.
Oddly specific choice of weapons, but I like it

In the regulation-free states, all of these will be allowed.

I hate you and everyone like you. You destroyed our country.

dictators get bogged down with the stupid stuff. Let the citizens vote for stuff and then just change the laws if you agree with what they said. Riot police if you don't.

>Unironically I'd join your island. Don't have $50k but I'll negotiate indentured servitude for 7 years for permanent residence.
$50k's just the public price, it's on the house for anons
(I'd still personally put away 50k for you, as the interest needs to come from somewhere, and would do so for as many anons as I coud)
7 years on the farms might be an acceptable buy in, also. I'll have to consider it.

Oh Australia.

1. Niggers, Latinos, Muslims, Communists, Socialists, gays, trannys, feminists, liberals, and pedos will be deported to Antarctica
2. Must own land to vote
3. Women can't own land
4. Merit based immigration (Nigs, Latinos, and Muslims not allowed)
5. No women in state or federal Offices

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Strict border control
DNA-based citizenship
Common language
Ban on usury
Firearm ownership required

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What woman hurt you user?

I like number 5.

>Remove female right to vote (end of welfare)
>Ban women from the workplace. (Huge fertility boost, doubles male's wages, halves tuition.)
>Voting by age restriction: 25-50 (lower: prevent millenials voting commie, upper: prevent groups like boomers from fucking over the country.)
>Close up borders. (High fertility, no need for immigrants).
>Ban forgein investors from owning homes. (Lowers housing prices)

Beat that pol. You cant.

If you do buy the island, make a lotta noise about it and provide public contact info. You'll know who I am.

Oh I forgot to ban usury.

Kek approves.

and yours are vague bullshit that would confuse any legal system and create anarchy. You're a dictator in this theoretical situation not an omnipotent god you moron.

We dont need to make a show of it or anything. I'm all for putting these lost souls out of their misery with a little dignity. All but pederists. They can fight to the death for my amusement and I'd never feel an ounce.

1. Women no longer have the vote

2. Kill everybody with an IQ below 115

3. Kill all leftists

4. Kill all welfare recipients

5. Kill all non-whites

I would change that tax law to only taxing voters unless you want an armed civil uprising. What's with this land ownership meme? The most corrupt and degenerate people monopolise land ownership and instantly go international as soon as they are financially able. Just because you own a bit of your country doesn't mean you value it any more than anyone else.

1. Death penalty for any white woman who has ever been the parent of a Schvartze, adopted or biological
2. Deportation for any white man who has ever been the parent of a Schvartze, adopted or biological, to the country of origin of the Schvartze
3. Deportation of all Jews to Israel
4. Deportation of all non-citizens to country of origin
5. Constitutional Amendment for 3-Tiers of citizenship (Only affects representation, all other laws must be color-blind)
First Class) Fully white people (75+% European ancestry): (men have full voting rights)
Second Class) hapas (50-75% European ancestry): (50% population representation a la 3/5ths compromise style)
Third Class) Nonwhites (

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