BOLSONARO CONFIRMED TO BE STABILIZED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER BEING STABBED BY A FORMER MEMBER OF PSOL (Socialist and Liberty Party) . WELCOME TO OUR GLORIOUS GOLDEN AGE!!!!!!!!
NATIONAL MUSEUM, FORMER IMPERIAL PALACE, BURNED DOWN IN RIO, MONARCHY IS NOW MORE POPULAR THAN EVER, ALSO BY PSOL's FAULT
BOLSONARO IS A CONSERVATIVE CATHOLIC, EX ARMY CAPITAN, THE ONLY CANDIDATE FREE FROM INVOLVEMENT IN CORRUPTION, PRO-GUN LEGISLATION AND WANTS THE LIBERALIZATION OF THE ECONOMY WITH A CHICAGO BOY AS MINISTER AND TO ALIGN BRAZIL TO THE US FOREIGN POLICY AND FUCK CUBA, VENEZUELA AND CHINA.
HIS MEME PHRASES ARE: >Pinochet should have killed more people >Historical Debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone >The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves >I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it
BOLSONARO IS CURRENTLY LEADING ALL POLLS WITH 20% - 25%
>isso não é uma guerra civil E tudo termina em Pizza novamente.
Grayson Davis
Oh, querida Virgem de Lourdes, Mãe de Deus e nossa Mãe! Cheio de aflição e com lágrimas fluindo dos olhos, nós passamos nas horas amargas da doença para o seu coração materno, pedir-lhe para derramar com as mãos cheias? o tesouro de sua misericórdia sobre nós.
Indignos nós somos pelos nossos pecados que você nos escuta, Mas lembre-se que você nunca ouviu falar que nenhum daqueles que vieram até você foi abandonado.
Mãe macia! Boa mãe! Mãe doce! Desde que Deus trabalha pela sua mão cura sem uma história na prodigiosa Gruta de Lourdes, sempre curando vítimas de dor, também mantenha uma olhada de bênção para nosso pobre paciente ... (o nome é dito).
Alcance para o seu Divino Filho Jesus Cristo a saúde desejada, se é para a maior glória de Deus. Mas muito mais nos alcança todo o perdão dos nossos pecados, paciência e resignação nos sofrimentos e acima de tudo um grande e eterno amor ao nosso Deus, prisioneiro para nós nos Tabernáculos. Amém
Virgem de Lourdes, rogai por nós. Conforto dos aflitos, rogai por nós. Saúde dos enfermos, rogai por nós.
Christian Diaz
awesome picture, praying for fast and full recovery
So what are Bolsanaro's odds on winning the election? From what I've seen he's pretty much set to win the 1st round, but the second could be a lot of trouble due to block voting against "fascism and hate". I'd guess he's going to get a sympathy boost from this though, assuming he pulls through.
Regardless, I'm hoping he wins and makes Brazil great again.
>be me >some guy from the army is running for president >fans everywhere he goes >he is coming to my city next >decide to stab the guy >the day comes >go into the crowd, get closer to him >knife goes in >bunch of fascists go full berserk on me, fucking nazis >get pwned but worth it >hours later, at the police station >cop turns on the tv >heads of the army gather because of stabbing >lolwut >start the dictatorship we memed about >mfw
Aiden Morales
Lol, Brazil ends up sparking the return of the Christian theocracies. I love this timeline.
Hunter Bailey
Bolsonaro lives, and he will be President.
Lucas Diaz
O Brasil é o Japão e a violência disciplinadora dos samurais.
Nicholas Gray
I haven't been paying attention to any of this, but I hope your guy pulls through, huebros If he survives, that's basically carte blanche to slaughter all the commies
Daniel Brooks
If he lives he wins first roun, probably. If he dies, we get a military coup.
Zachary Walker
Don't be mean to them
Ryan Wright
We will report this plane with no money.
Asher Ortiz
I mean, if it turns into a civil war, the militaries will take over anyway, but i dont blame him for trying to take the less bloody road.
I was just joking. Come on, the only power could face the military here is the (military) police.
Will take a lot time to recover but looks ok and ready for the memes.
Aaron Ortiz
You guys seem to be going through a lot these days especially with that burning of from what I've heard is basically your Smithsonian.
But I will never understand how all these ultra black groups fail to understand this simple statement
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves
The west didn't go into the jungle rounding up nigs to enslave, they had honest man to man business transactions with the traders in West Africa. If anything our only fault was allowing them to breed and not castrating them like the Arabs did
Angel Thompson
Little Laura will live in a better Brazil after her father concludes his mission
The streets must be dyed red with the blood of communists.
Luke Scott
>be me >med student in juiz de fora >boring day at the hospital >heard bolsonaro got stabbed >OMG he is conning to this hospital >he doesn't >lay down >cry
Noah Miller
He's conscious. I hope they'll do a live stream debate from the hospital
He was favorite to win both rounds. The whole argument of "he stands for hate so naturally everyone else will vote against him, right" worked so well for hillary, right? She underperformed with mexicans and blacks and woman despite all the trump "hate talk". In brazil, the other candidates who would magically gather the vote from all other non-bolsonaro voters in a second round all have the same charisma of a cardboard cutout. And thats was before the stabbing, now he has "martyrdom" points
Lincoln Brown
Based National Anthem
Eli Turner
Unlike you godless Finns, our European tradition has always been Catholic with direct Celtiberian influences.
You've got little rocks with funny symbols written on them and getting cucked by Swedes. Where's your troll now?
Blake Edwards
Not really unless there's an infection, doctors already said they'll do a surgery to reverse the colostomy within a few days
Jaxon White
Is this normal in Brazil? I would imagine it is quite common for high ranking figures to get shot and stabbed.
Michael Robinson
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THESE INTO WEBMS FIT FOR Jow Forums?
Little Laura will live in a better Brazil after her father concludes his mission
Owen Gutierrez
I hope he will nuke Minas after he is elected. They are going to elect Dilma again.
Lincoln Walker
Bora mito! Pronta recuperação!
Colton Ward
>Giving AIDS blood to a man who got stabbed The fuck you doing Brazil?
Kevin Ward
No, first assassination attempt of any president and/or presidential candidate since 88
Oliver Anderson
my "troll" is in our HDI, keep chanting your prayers while eating your neighbour
How's life in Juiz de Fora? Is it comfy, or it's a commie shithole?
Christopher Thompson
kek.
Angel Sullivan
yes you have a big land but you cant command even a meter of it, your political hope, if there ever was one gets stabbed in the middle of the street. and dont get me started on the rape stats of brasil
Joseph Russell
In Brazil, if you're a left winger, you can rob, murder, torture, and you'll still do fine. If you say a single word against the left you're going to face retaliation of all kinds.
Black Blocs supported by the Socialism and Liberty Party (lol) set up a fireworks of sorts, it looks like a tiny rocket, not sure how that's called, but it ended up killing a camera man, and guess what, the 2 little shits who did this are free now. Commies are free to kill anyone in Brazil, it's just how it works.
Commies are 100% fucked. Public opinion on the Myth is already shifting
Adam Parker
Damnnn the fucking nigger had that big of a knife and still couldnt do serious damage? Wtf
Lucas Gomez
commie shithole. It is a smaller version of Rio de Janeiro with a less favelas but the same degeneracy
Oliver Taylor
dont forget its fine to edit and stream in national television ''bolsonaro doing hate speech''. Wont work. Do you all think Ciros a threat? i think hes the only candidate the left will be able to lean on
Michael Allen
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHITER THAN ALL OF YOU
John Green
last time a presidential candidate was attacked was in 1954, also a right-winger
Jaxon Bennett
Does anyone know the font used in this? I might try my hand at adding something about bolsonaro in it
That's a shame, Minas seemed to be a comfy state. No wonder they tried to murder Bolsonaro there, however.
Kevin Walker
He did a lot damage. 1cm deeper or to left would had killed Bolsonaro.
Sebastian Hughes
I just hope the Prottie Mega-Church block voters won't be that significant in BR. For reference, INC are Israeli shills in the Philippines and did a great job putting Mason Duts into power. Now he's buying Israeli weapons. Lol
