Brit/pol/

What is Britain?

Buy my tripcodes

Someone gave me £1 worth of btc

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Start grow rice

ballin

england

i love liberal democracy

I'm fucking skint

wyd?

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Start eating ass

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i hope they dont come for my caterpillar

tfw no nazi gf

I'll give you 25% commission for every single one of my tripcodes you sell.

do you have any souf?

>cum on ngubu, bring da cup bak to da norf
>if ya do ya can 'ave me fookin wife
>win it for da werkin class.

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'course I do

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how much?

luvleh lil 'ome next to nbwembe
we dunt need them fookin woods anyway
tesco makes all are food.

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They're not even secure.

>imperialist west and zionists mad that assad is about to retake idlib
Ba'athist pan-arab socialism will rise again.

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Anyone working with new builds knows the quality.. shite in the bucket

>norf fc shirt
that doesn't prove they're not sarfen

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Honestly I started this whole selling trips meme for a laugh just to show eddie that I could milk more money from Brit/pol/ than he can if I tried but I never set anything up to actually take money from any of you because it's just a joke, but if enough of you are interested I'm sure we can figure something out.

I can get you pretty much any trip you want.

>tfw my dad says no one is Irish or British, or any other ethnicity, because everyone is mixed and if you go far enough, they're not from Britain or Ireland
STOP BEING SO BLUEPILLED!

I wonder if you could even hang yourself in a deanobox without the ceiling falling through.

desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/
Anyone can do it for free, they even have apps that do it now days

>seething this hard
LMFAO

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Corbyn is a good start but too moderate even for a social democrat. He is just the beginning.

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new builds suck cause everyone has a job and there are no council houses..

I hear subsidence and crumbling is a big problem with them.

I imagine they'll all start to crumble in a few years.

nonce

nonce

Mix vinegar and hot water and put it around doorways and windows regularly, the lovely, nice overpowering vinegar stench will make you feel safe and remind you how bad it must smell to spiders.

If you really hate the smell then you can use cinnamon powder or various other things you can read about on google.

protec him. His rise shall be glorious and ephemeral

wheres the nearest 'spoons

I can make you rich.

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>all spiders have their taste buds on the tips of their legs. There are certain natural oils they hate, including citrus, lavender, peppermint, citronella, cinnamon, tea tree and cloves

Basically all of the things humans like to eat to make themselves taste fucking disgusting to predators.

Wos fo tea lads

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so they're having yet another feminism campaign where they stick up little figurines of women everywhere apparently

Spiders are good for your house. They pest control. Only brainlets remove them

They're using it to trace your real world identity from the address, which they may or may not be able to do depending on what precautions you've taken.

>watching tv
>this cunt crawls on my wrist without noticing
>reach for my cup of tea
>bring cup to mouth and notice a 10ft spider
>shit myself and try and shake it off my hand by thrusting my arm in the air
>cover myself and the room in hot tea
be careful lads, im not even scared of em but that one surprised me.
i imagine them without their legs and they become less scary

Don't buy anything post 1950 build. Ours is 1930's and i'm fairly sure it's 50% anti blast bricks.

the pies
hand 'em ovah.

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wot bake you get

Just kill every spider you see, eventually it will stop. Usually only get the big house spider fucks.

I got bit by a false widow one night on my knuckle.
Gave me a blister the size of a fifty pence piece and a loud of dead flesh sloughed off when it burst
bastids.

>women shouldn't have equal rights
Why?

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one of those fuckin jakey cunts run up my foot last night made me fucking drop kick myself

cunt was about the size of my knee

Spindly ceiling-dwellers who just chill up in your skylight catching flying insects are ok but some fat types like to come down on webs into the middle of the room like a trapeze act because they are cunts.

Any type of wandering spider can absolutely leave instantly because you will let your guard down and find them crawling on you or your family or friends.

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didn't say that

I'm honestly considering selling tripcodes, maybe even starting a meme Jow Forums marketplace for fucking stickers and keyrings and shit just to make you rich.

Anyone got any recommendations for jobs / apprenticeships / anything, based on qualifications up-to-degree-drop out UCAS points from 15 years ago?
Seriously, I need some ideas beyond working in a pub.

Goalposting has made me rich.

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I am telling my little brother about this. He fucking hates spiders and woke up to one crawling across the back of his neck at his GF's house because they let them run free like a pet. He had to crush it with his bare hands in the darkness.

Yes. And so is God.

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Brainlets will probably buy them Satan

>your family or friends.

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>Guns
pastebin.com/e70K9GtQ

Brit/k/

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what degree?

A worthless one (arts subject)

have you stuck these in the street

oh that will fix stuff

graphic design apprenticeship?

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Mcdonalds probably, I know it's shit but it's only a 5 min walk and I'm feeling pretty lazy tonight.

Lib Dems are starting to look more appealing lads

FUCKING GIRAFFE NIGGERS

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You only have yourself to blame

Friendly reminder that Neo-Pagans are larpers and do not have any spiritual connection whatsoever to the false gods that they jokingly worship. Jesus Christ is God and is the only person you should bow down to and worship. Christianity is the bulwark of the west and falling into pagan worship is exactly what kikes want you to do.

youtu.be/Fdu4zXSXhp4

Holy fucking hell.
The Norf is rising up.

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your ancestors are watching you worship a dead kike on a stick as one troo lawd

I'm being serious, shit reading about all your (not just yours) neet/autistic situations I'm wondering if I could set something like that up but make it so that all of you could make some money off it.

Opiate of the masses. Brit/pol/ are scientific materialists.

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philosophy can do anything religious morality can do

its time

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what was going on with that guy at the end

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I'm not denying that, but when you're shat out of school at 18, with no idea how the world functions, told by everyone suffering from blairite sycphancy that you now go direct to uni with no guidance or understanding, you make bad choices, and suffer the punishment.
I've done my time now, i'm looking for a way back in, and there is nothing, guess i'll just kms.

If that was your bitcoin address you entered into the name field, you've been identified by a blockchain analysis.

a genocide of spiders

>this post
>the digits
seems to check out

I'm not that bad c'mon babe

whats going on here

Neo pagan larpers like survive the bribe are trying to act out things they read in books and tried to tie together.
Pagans like Varg make a true criticism of Christianity that has to be addressed. Christianity suppressed European culture and religion and imposed a black and white Semitic world view and voluntary weakness upon the Europeans.
Vargs analysis of our ancestors is superior to cucked university scholars.

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Gina Miller is campaigning to be their leader after Vince Cable.

kek they should have burnt the place down 2bh

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