First off - I'm fit as fuck and in the military. I lift over 1/2/3/4 plate but you probably dont even know what that means, and literally defend your freedom. Secondly - I'm part of that "brown horde" (I'm mixed, hence the name "Oreo") so you should be thanking me for not wanting to just shoot my DNA all over the fucking place, dont you think? Thirdly - if I wanted to play with toys all day, I'd probably get lonely and want kids like you do. Instead, I have a pretty sweet life, going out, traveling (been to over 20 countries, how many have you been to?) and meeting new people. Cant do that so much with kids, but traveling and talking to people is not even an option for awkward dweebs, so they idealize a basic thing all living things have been doing and some how make themselves truly believe it's a noble, admirable accomplishment. Dude, everything reproduces. Stop patting yourself on the back for doing what countless things before you have done. It's like being proud that you graduated high school.
Why is it even such a miraculous accomplishment for you? Is your life really so empty? Do you feel like you fell very short of reaching your potential?
Yay, thanks for defending my freedom against terrorist groups a continent away that your commanders train and supply, all so Israel can grab another 5cm of land from its neighbors...
Wyatt Ortiz
Autistic bait is never good bait
Andrew Campbell
Shut up faggot i could drag you across the fucking sand
>First off - I'm fit as fuck and in the military. I lift over 1/2/3/4 plate Firstly MEMEFLAGGOT. Secondly cant see your body, but you dont look strong. Thirdly, post 1rpm bench, squat, deadlift. fourth what's your best time running 5k.
Ayden Scott
>blah blah blah blah Nigger
Adam Hernandez
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
1/2/3/4 are supposed to be goal stats for beginners and can be reached within a year. I certainly hope you can do that much considering you signed up to be a slave to our military.
Matthew Roberts
Eat shit faggot
Jeremiah Perry
>fit as fuck sounds pretty gay
Adam James
>less than 645 lb dl fucking fag but thanks for the pasta. Still fresh.
Levi Sanchez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Easton Sanders
Reminds me of a joke.
"What do you call the first black man to master Latin and earn a Nobel Prize in physics?"
"A nigger."
Isaac Brown
>deadlift 4 plate in a year
I've asked this question to many folks in the gym. I have never met anyone who could deadlift 4 plates 365 days after their first day in the gym.
Joshua Robinson
Ok theres so much fucking bullshit in that little post I dont even know where to being, but here goes:
1. top of my class in the navy seals- I dont even think you graduated highschool. 2. Numerous secret raids on al quaeda- So what did bin ladens cock taste like? 3. 300 confirmed kills- Check my previous statement. Thats a lot of cocks. 4. Gorilla warfare? Its guerilla warfare you stupid fucking mouth breather. 5. Secret network of spies- I'll wait on my porch with a shotgun and a baseball bat for you and your boyfriends. Come at me bro. 6. The shit about the storm- yeah thats so fucking scary Im laughing. you should be a poet or something, fag. 7. I can kill you in over 700 ways. I dont care how many sex toys and buttplugs you have, Im not interested. 8. And thats just with my bare hands- If your mind is that set on getting me, you can use your mouth too. 9. Access to the arsenal of the marine corps- I thought you said you were a seal.
All in all, youre a fucking moron. Please dont besmirch the name of the Unites states armed forces by pretending to be one of them. Good day, faggot
