"stop watching football"

Hello NFLIDF. Your league dies with the boomers. Now kindly fuck off.

You are a blue pilled faggot
get the fuck off of Pol and never come
back

just a man whose been recently watching football compilations

Play a real sport - basketball.
>inb4 Tyrone

Just watch illegal streams and never buy any merchandise and you will be fine. It's ok a have a tv show to watch.

not a bad idea

i torrent hollywood movies so i don't give them money

>sports for low IQ faggots
Neglects to mention how his own IQ dwindles in camparison to some people who watch sports

It's literally just niggers running around with some leather. If that's what you want to watch, just watch something like Cops so you can at least see them get tasered.

Maybe stop shilling for the nfl?

Sport teams are just Jewish replacements for patriotism.

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> never played any sport
> spent middle and high school getting stuffed into lockers and trying to dislodge an unending series of Melvins, Snuggies and Rear Admirals
> now nourished only by bitter jealousy and "Onions"
you still get stuffed into lockers even at the office dont ya poindexter?

>autistically high and technical levels
They don't call it the sweet science for nothing, pal.

Realize that College Football is way better than the pros.

This world is a black pilled hell hole if you let it be that way. If something gives you a bit of enjoyment then go ahead and enjoy it.

how am i shilling when i asked whats the best way to nip this in the bud

There's literally nothing wrong with - BAH GAWD - IT'S RODRIGUEZ MAKING HIS WAY UP THE FIELD ON HIS
*ten minute cheeseburger commercial*
OWN AND HE IS JUST
*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*have to have time out so the steroid addled apes don't go into cardiac arrest*
THERE IS NO ONE TO STOP HIM NO ONE AT-
*ten minute commercial for wide load accepting toilet seats*
ALL OH THIS IS WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR JUST WH-
*Rodriguez halts just before the touch line*
*gets down on one knee*
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!

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That's exactly what the NFLIDF would say!

Seriously, though, why would you watch anything from a movie to a sporting event or give money to anyone who constantly insults you? Have some dignity.

How about you fucking Take a Knee, pals?

#TakeaKnee

There is literally nothing wrong with Tyrone and Trayvon hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES TYRONE ! STRAIGHT DOWN THE GARDEN PATH, THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!
PEDRO COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE SLICES MY UNCLES THROAT, HIS NECK IS SEPARATING FROM HIS BODY, NICE LITTLE STAB AS HE GOES DOWN!
TYRONE DODGES MAH DAD WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BASEBALL BAT, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE DOOR. SLAMS THE CLOSING IT INTO MY GRANDMA'S HEAD! WHAT A TOUCHDOWN.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING UP THE STAIRS! PUSHES ME MAW DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A NAUGHTY LITTLE SHOVE FRICKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S AT THE TOP OF THE LANDING AND STRAIGHT INTO ME SISTER!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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true

i am really late to "enjoy football with no shame" bus by a long while

i neglected watching sports because i saw no point in it

burger men watch niggers doing sports
burger women get the bbc
burger kids listen to nigger ghetto music
all your country is niggerfied, it's hilarious

UP THE LEFT SIDE, GO ON JESUS
>*California, becomes minority White and other states follow*
>ON YER JAMAL RODRIQUEZ MY SON
>*COMMERCIAL BREAK (Israel needs more aid money)
>*Trump backpedals on another election promise *
>RANJEET MAKE A RUN FORWARD
>*COMMERCIAL BREAK (10 big macs for $1)*
>*The whole US becomes minority white*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>Muhammad has the ball
>Oh no he tripped
>10 min break for fake injury
>Teams take the time to put more ads on their jerseys
>Play resumes
>Oh there's a foul for touching someone
>Whistle blows
>0-0 tie

NIDF plese go and stay go

No one likes sportball

>starting to watch football when everyone else is stopping
on the bright side, you'll have it all to yourself

>JAMAL MAKES THE PASS
>TYRONE CRASHES HIS SPORTS CAR IN STEROID FUELLED RAGE
>HE PASSED THE DRUGS TEST BY 56%
>THE CHEERLEADERS ARE TWERKING FULLY
>THE CROWD THROWS UP THEIR HOTDOGS
>IIITTT'S TOUCHDOWN
>BROWN COX GO 30-0 IN THE SUPERLEAGUE
TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK

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ok guys

i guess ill go back to watching warcraft 3 streams

rts games in general* i mean

you can watch football but only college nfl is for overweight yankees

>"Check out the new MEGA-MEGA Mac from McDonalds only $1"
>"THE NEW DODGE EXPLORER does 56 miles to the gallon"
>"Wife spending the night with Tyrone again? TRY ALL NEW VIAGRAMAX"
>"Need your sugar fix? TRY SUPERDUPER COLA available at wallmart"
>"Do you ever want to go to the mall, but get tired just from walking to the front door? INTRODUCING THE MOBILITY PLUS TURBO SCOOTER, now with in-built toilet!"
>"And now back to the BURGER KING Stadium for the.."
WHAT THE FUCK WHO PUT THIS FUCKING SPORTS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY COMMERCIALS

>When your country has been taken over by Arabs and it is now Illegal to criticize Islam so you criticize other white people instead

Watch college ball.

>americans
>white

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i know college kids play more desperately to get into the NFL or w/e, so that makes it more entertaining

but is it "pozzed" like the NFL?

NFL is rigged.

Going to watch my Longhorns on row 10 tomorrow

THIS GUY GETS IT

> boxing is a fraction of MMA
damn youre stupid.
boxing is one type of martial art, its an exhibition of skill, like fencing, kendo or kung fu. the goal is to defeat your opponent on points or knock him the fuck out. MMA is just pancration with douchey hype.
if you dont know what pancration is, fucking google it.

i guess college ball is indirectly supporting the NFL, since that's whom they typically recruit from..yes?

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Away to get white men to fight each other over wogs running around some grass.

> posts picture to shame america
> doesnt see the Toronto Blue Jays cap, or the canadian signs in the background
> Commonwealth eternally BTFO
nice work nigel.

Don't listen to these faggots, they're just mad that football players were getting pussy while they played yu-gi-oh.

Football is a beautiful game, and it only gets better the more you understand it.

1: Everyone on this board knows what panKration is
2: MMA incorporates boxing, albeit modified to make it effective in an actual FIGHT.
3: An MMA fighter vs a boxer of comparable skill will win a FIGHT almost 100% of the time.

>Goes 10 rounds with a contender-for-GOAT in his pro debut
Bro... bro... bro... Floyd totally carried him tho

>but is it "pozzed" like the NFL?

Not really. It's also more deeply rooted in the traditions of the game while at the same time bringing out ancient meme plays. Roger Goodell (NFL commissioner) watered down the culture and toughness of the NFL to appeal to a wider audience. There's a reason he gets booed every time he takes the stage at the draft. Real football fans can't stand him. The league has been going downhill long before Kaepernick and is the sole reason I can't acknowledge Brady as the GOAT over Joe Montana. It's a much pass happier game now and you can't breathe on a QB without getting a 15 yard penalty. Want to see some good NFL games? Watch anything up to the mid 90s. That's real football.

>being a fag and watching football after 2007

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> dodge explorer
damn youre dumb.
> 56 miles to the gallon
that would be awesome but youre too dumb to simply google how many miles to a gallon a FORD explorer or similar Dodge gets right now.
> wallmart
theres only one L in walmart you cunt
you suck at this.

i read some about that

something about it was much more contact in older football, more brutal

more tickling the war fervor within us humans

It's not that the players are more desperate or anything. It's that there's much more diversity in athletic ability, which leads the coaches to use a wide variety of offensive styles to help level the playing field. The offenses are mostly the same in the NFL because the athletic ability of the players is basically even. Also because of this and some of the clock rules, college games can have huge comebacks that the NFL just doesn't have.
And as far as I know, college is quite as pozzed as the NFL yet, but I wouldn't be surprised to see it get there.
The moral issue is whether colleges should even be participating in what is basically minor league football and profiting massively off it.

>Football is a beautiful game

Nobody who likes sports is denying this. It's the NFL that's become trash.

>because the athletic ability of the players is basically even.

what do you mean exactly? i was surprised to hear an announcer say a 190 pound 6'1 man was "small" during an NFL game

in college, they have to make plays from both extremes of physical fitness or something? that's actually cool, keeps it fresh

The only thing deep about nigger collision is how deep the double dicking your wife is getting from Don'Travious and D'LaBronson

i was always the nerdy type, but the football players ive known back in school were actually nice people so i never understood this bullying thing from them

The best skill to have for MMA is boxing. No doubt, if boxers switched over from boxing and trained a little takedown defense, they'd be the best MMA fighters. "Leg kicks" don't do shit.

Look at all the best UFC fighters of all time: they're all from K1. Transitioning from a striking sport is easy.

That's not to say they can defeat a jiu-jitsu phenom in ground grappling. But it would hardly ever come to that. Look at the Damian Maia vs Tyron Woodley fight. Those types of match-ups usually end in stalemates unless the grappler knows great takedowns.

IMHO just watching it without paying for it is not a solution. The shit that the entertainment world pumps out including professional sports, will just slowly poison your mind the more that you watch it.

Start watching Ice hockey instead and realise it's pretty much the same thing except 100 times faster.

> muh opinions are super important
no, they really arent.
> using the K in pancration cuz thats how they spell it in arabic...
suck a dick mohammed.
> boxers will lose to MMGay "fighters" an arbitrarily selected super high percent of the time, cuz im certain you ran the statistical analysis on this...
no, you dumb cunt.
just like asian martial artists, MMGay "fighters" are generally not accustomed to getting hit in the face over and over again, which is where the boxer has the edge, if he can avoid the gay ass grappling and grab-assing, the MMGay poofter will be watching the pretty birdies flying around his head while the ref counts to potato.

Put it this way - unnecessary roughness used to be when after a play was essentially dead, a defender would get penalized for plowing into the receiver 2 seconds after the fact. Nowadays, it applies to players unable to defeat the laws of physics i.e. you're running towards a receiver and he's tackled by another player 0.5 seconds before you make contact. You're flagged for something you literally have no control over.

It sounds dumb, but it's little things like that that made me slowly lose interest in the league.

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i c, ty

so much this.

I'm saying it's not the best athletes across the board. There are players who physically will never make the NFL, but play important roles on good teams in college and are considered stars themselves.

>watching any sport that's not boxing, kickboxing, wrestling, or mma.

Sure hope you guys don't do this.

This post is made by an MMA noob and they have no knowledge of the sport whatsoever. All the "best ufc fighters of all time are from K1" is bullshit. 2 of the most renowned K1 guys got wrecked by a wrestler.

College teams are around 100 players for 100's of teams and some are 5 stars and others just 3 stars and so on. However at the NFL level there are around 50 players for 32 teams and all of them are 5 stars.

The NFL's real jump the shark moment came for me after the Ray Rice incident, when Eli Manning and Hillary Swank would lecture me during timeouts to not beat women as if I had anything to do with Ray Rice beating his wife up.

Americans have watched more soccer than europeans have watched football. Ergo, Americans are the only ones qualified to make a judgement between the two.

I should add, I mean in the NFL, almost every player is at the extreme end of athletic ability. So, yes, a 6'1" 190 lb receiver is kind of small in the NFL, because the ideal is like 6'4" 240, runs a 4.4 40 receiver. In college, you can get like 5'9" 165 lb receivers who can excel because the athletes on defense aren't so big either, and the offense is designed to prevent big hits on them, or whatever.

How can someone's IQ "dwindle" by being compared to someone else's? Go buy an english/composition textbook, faggot

i c, ty

To be 190 lbs in the nfl at 6'1" your 40 better be 4.5 or better. That's the level of athleticism.

Football exists to advertise useless shit to cucks and latent homosexuals.
Stop watching grown men chase a ball.

This IMO is why Rudy is the most bullshit movie ever made. There's thousands of great college players who slipped through the cracks for not having that extra little cunt hair of skill needed to break into the NFL, but they make a whole movie about this little special teams faggot who makes one meme play in garbage time that I'd barely qualify as an assist. It's the ultimate pre-identity politics SJW sports movie.

Yep

YES!! MOTHER FUCKIN YES!!! WHILE EVERYONE LOVED THIS FUCKIN MOVIE I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INSULT TO ANY DUDE WHO PLAYED JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!!

All strategy is fun.

Watch college instead. Its deeper than the NFL. More play styles and the nigs are just getting paid to be educated.

>and the nigs are just getting paid to be educated.

LOL

>be educated
Kek, I played on two D1 college teams. None of those niggers was getting an education.

Plus Rudy was offsides, so technically it shouldn’t have even been a play

>where the boxer has the edge, if he can avoid the gay ass grappling and grab-assing
>a boxer will beat an MMA fighter in a fight... as long as it involves nothing but boxing
How was your first week back at school, you seem stressed?

All live "actin" action sports are theatre. Look at all those flags. Coaches vs players and control battles. The script is set. The players are souped out. Its numerology in its prime million dollar markets of a mgm grand jfkpsa masonic empire of an intergalactic commune.

It at least makes me think they can read.....Maybe. youtube.com/watch?v=gbYGCu26xVU

Watching sports in general is borin and waste of time. But when it comes to strategy, pure athleticism, explosive power, and peak physical IQ, football is at the top. But I still dont watch it...

>Pakis
>Arab
American education

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> successfully evading the repeated attempts by MMGay poofters to touch your harbl is boxing...
no, you daft faggot, thats MMGay fighting. one dude is a queer trying to rub up on the other guy's junk, and the other guy hits him in the face repeat4edly for the win.
you may enjoy watching 2 guys engage in docking maneuvers and pretend to be fighting, but thats pretty fucking gay.

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>2018

>watching tv

Kys

Nice.

>NFLIDF

Kek’d

>Think they can read
check out a dude Dexter Manley. Dude got caught staring at a newspaper in the locker room, other players noticed that it was upside down. The dude couldn't READ!

This