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I can’t keep track of religion

the anti christ is the jewish messiah

Why would you expect GOD to come down because some people dropped bombs on some other people? It tells you in the Bible not when he'll come back but the state the world will be in when he does. And WWII was not what was described for when He returns.

They're waiting for their own messiah, apparently Jesus wasn't good enough for them

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Trump is actually the second coming. It's obvious.

Isn't that good news for you guys? I mean Trump has done a lot for them I'm sure they'll repay you.

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Is it true Jews don't believe they go to hell when they die? What about heaven?
I actually think there's credence to the "Jews are waiting for the anti-christ" because of how much they hate Jesus. Doesn't make sense to build a deep religious hatred around someone who is merely non-divine.

It made me wonder if they believe they aren't going to hell because they believe they made some kind of deal with you-know-who.

where have I seen this before

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I thought this fucking cow was born like 10-15 years ago... these fucking Kikes repeating their trick.... yawn.... wake me up when the first fucking pig is born in Israhell

It's always the same fuckin bs as well.
>GOD didn't pay my Netflix sub HE'S NOT REAL!
>GOD didn't dress me in the morning and brush my teeth HE'S NOT REAL!
>GOD didn't give me a winning Lottery ticket HE'S NOT REAL
>Oh noes some people died THAT MEANS GOD ISN'T REAL!

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Why would an all-powerful being capable of creating the universe have a schedule at all? Are we in some kind of cosmic microwave, waiting for God to come over and open the door after is dings? That's theatre. Theatre has no place in regards to the souls of living beings.

good riddance to this "king of the obsolete white trash"

>Only the literal apocalypse can stop Trump

Same reason that very figure “needs offering money”

It's gonna be the biggest rapture ever - huge.

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Its literally a fucking cow. Imma send Anton Chigurh over with a bolt pistol to take care of it

holy shit i was gonna drop logic but those digits

>Red Heifer in the bible
Where, exactly?

Deuteronomy 28:
58 If you do not carefully follow all the words of this law, which are written in this book, and do not revere this glorious and awesome name—the Lord your God— 59 the Lord will send fearful plagues on you and your descendants, harsh and prolonged disasters, and severe and lingering illnesses. 60 He will bring on you all the diseases of Egypt that you dreaded, and they will cling to you. 61 The Lord will also bring on you every kind of sickness and disaster not recorded in this Book of the Law, until you are destroyed. 62 You who were as numerous as the stars in the sky will be left but few in number, because you did not obey the Lord your God.

Repent, for the hour is near, dear brethren

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Says who? GOD does whatever GOD wants to do, you trying to understand GOD is like an ant trying to understand a Human but on another level. The only way to understand is through Christ.

The Jews are waiting for Lucifer, the Morning Star.

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>Jews don't believe they go to hell

Doesn't the Talmud say Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity? Maybe they have something sectioned-off...

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It's almost as if they're blowing the trumpets, or the Trump/Pence if you will.

The end of the world? The red cow means a new Synagogue will be built in Jerusalem. Haven't seen anything about what you say. Source to it please!

chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1594422/jewish/Do-Jews-Believe-in-Hell.htm
Sounds like they believe in purgatory only to me.
Of course, this is coming from a rabbi, so who knows.

youtu.be/kgtCDVwwMx8
this is amazing!

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Kikes stole all this shit from the Babylonians.... copy and pasted all shit in no particular order... that's why it doesn't make full sense, but at the same time doesn't mean it doesn't hold any truth...

technically everything was stolen from the Sumerians
youtu.be/z3oVAuXFets

Thanos in current words... and after 50% are suicided... the surviving 50% will be slaves... makes you wonder.... nothing worst than being slaves to kikes... just ask the niggers.

not all burger Christians support the synagogue of satan. isreal must burn.

Well that changed my mind. Hail Marduk!

Hail muh dik

that's jews for you, give them one and they expect another for free

wtf is a heifer

Once you find out, you'll know why women are often, and deservingly call heifers

This isn't the first time, they will find this one is flawed too. the found the elusive red heiffer.

breakingisraelnews.com/113476/temple-institute-certifies-red-heifer/

>Almost three years ago the Temple Institute inaugurated its Raise a Red Heifer in Israel program. Due to laws restricting the importation of live cattle into Israel, the Temple Institute imported frozen embryos of red angus, implanting them in Israeli domestic cows. The pregnant cows were raised on cattle ranches in different locations throughout the country. The cows are giving birth this summer with several calves already having been born.

ARE THESE FAGGOTS ACTUALLY TELLING US THAT THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON A RED COW??

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>ctrl f
>no south park
This thread is excellent bait
woops there it is

A female cow that hasn't been pregnant.

Jerry Lewis is likely the messiah and will be coming back soon.

Jews and Christians BTFO.

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What happens if I feed the calf pork? Would it become unclean?

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reminder to normies and boomers this button at the top of the thread on the left hides said thread

always type "sage" into the options field whenever replying to shill/slide/containment threads so it does not bump them

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If you don't know, this red heifer stuff comes up quite often. I'm an old fag and remember this exact stuff around 2005 also.

>2005
>Jow Forums not made until 2012

oh yeah, okay then

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south park did this first

proof?

All jews go to hell forever, all those that don't believe in the Lord Jesus Christ will burn in hell forever.

Jesus isnt the messiah to the jews.

Dumb fuck.

proof?

Are you serious?

I dont even.

Talmud

...

That's not proof. that's a book.

I'm Jewish and Jesus is my Messiah so I just want proof that I'm wrong.

>kikes breed red cow
>see goyim out prophecy is true!

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talmud literally says jesus is a false prophet being boiled in excrement for all eternity you retard

why do you think jews want christianity and the west destroyed?

#fakeprophecy

Then how am I a Jew who believes Jesus is my Messiah? please explain

So when the anti christ does his miracles there are no more atheist ?

you're something

If you mean Jewish as an ethno-cultural background I don't think you're wrong. I do think that Talmudic Judaism is inconsistent with Christianity. I don't believe the Torah inherently runs contrary to Christ.

Russell Brand will be the antichrist, he suits it perfectly.

Cap it so when the world's on fire I can say told ya so.

Baldur is gonna come back from Hel my niggers.

nope sorry.
leaf prophesy has at least 3 more signs before the weather cools.
and then they make their move. and the happenings happen, it can't be over until it's begun, and it obviously hasn't even begun to happen yet that's when it begins to be over not before then, but after. donut fret user. seek truth in shitposts

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FUCKING CHECKED.

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I am Jew in the religious sense. Jesus is my messiah. I just don't get where this idea comes from saying Jews don't believe Jesus is the messiah.

God isn’t real lmao grow up

Can you prove that? thanks. I'll wait

It's not prophesy, it's a matter of Jews being autistic about religious rules. Part of the ceremony for sanctifying a new temple required the cow to be perfect. If they want to call the apocalypse they need a new temple. If they need a new temple, they need a perfect red cow.

wtf is a google?

SPOILER ALERT
>god is real
>every prophesy will come true
>everything all the way up to the end
>it will be inevitable that he is coming back
>then he will blueball the fuck out of us
>god isn't going to come back faggots, shit will fly by your house, angels and demons will be fighting through portals in the sky
>then everyone will pause for him
>and there will be fucking nothing
>the wars will end and shit will go back to the same
>but it will never be the same, becuase we know god is there, but he hasn't ended it all, we will ponder this for eaons
>but we get to be comphy in space

Is the red heifer sexy?
I'm asking for a friend.

>Pure Red Heifer born
>Set to be sacrificed at the Third Temple
>Third Temple herald the messiah for Jews and Christians
>The Anti-Christ for the Jews
>Return of Jesus for Christians

Too bad the Muslims own the temple mount and will never give it up. How do we solve that problem?

yikes don't jack off to this, magick shit, no bueno

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when I was in school they taught me to "sound it out" and Heifer is definitely the wrong spelling to Heffer.

SPACE GODS GONNA HELP US WITH JEW MENACE
X-DAY IS HERE
TIME TO FUG NEON BLUE PUSSY

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>Trump is the Messiah

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Right on schedule. This winter is going to be a wild ride.

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lol shut up you faggot

red heifers are born all the time. infact my first calf was a red angus heifer

Most Jews don't agree with you. Your religion is between you and God, but this is public record.

myjewishlearning.com/article/what-do-jews-believe-about-jesus/

>For some Jews, the name alone is nearly synonymous with pogroms and Crusades, charges of deicide and centuries of Christian anti-Semitism.

>Other Jews, recently, have come to regard him as a Jewish teacher. This does not mean, however, that they believe, as Christians do, that he was raised from the dead or was the messiah.

>More than 1,000 years after Jesus’ crucifixion, the medieval sage Maimonides (also known as Rambam) laid out in his Mishneh Torah specific things Jews believe the messiah must accomplish in order to confirm his identity — among them restoring the kingdom of David to its former glory, achieving victory in battle against Israel’s enemies, rebuilding the temple (which the Romans destroyed in 70 CE) and ingathering the exiles to the land of Israel. “And if he’s not successful with this, or if he is killed, it’s known that he is not the one that was promised by the Torah,” Maimonides wrote.

>Jews for Jesus is one branch of a wider movement called Messianic Jews. Members of this movement are not accepted as Jewish by the broader Jewish community, even though some adherents may have been born Jewish and their ritual life includes Jewish practices. While an individual Jew could accept Jesus as the messiah and technically remain Jewish — rejection of any core Jewish belief or practice does not negate one’s Jewishness — the beliefs of messianic Jews are theologically incompatible with Judaism.