>"TESLA STOCKS HIT RECORD LOW AFTER ELON MUSK SMOKES MARIJUANA ON INTERNET WEB SHOW"
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"TESLA STOCKS HIT RECORD LOW AFTER ELON MUSK SMOKES MARIJUANA ON INTERNET WEB SHOW"
Joshua Rodriguez
Christian Moore
>be me, Elon
>take LSD and say I'm going private
>cant afford it, stock it too expensive
>hmmm I know what do
>call Joe
>"Hey, can I come on your show? Yeah, and you can offer me some weed like the other guests, it's cool."
>go on show
>sperg out
>"You ever smoke weed, mah man?"
>"I-I guess I could try it?"
>hit that shit
>stock goes down to affordable level
>take company private
The Mars Emperor always wins.
Liam Rogers
would be historic if it happens, since everyone would be watching.
Dylan Price
EXACTLY what I thought as soon as he did this.
Tanking the price to go private.
Genius
Brayden Carter
>20 billion
>fuck off I do what i want
>checks neural lace
>passes
Carson Kelly
Why would he tank it just to go private?
Brody Flores
whats the legality of this?
Daniel Rodriguez
Why doesnt he make a weed car.
It can be a giant bong that burns weed for fuel and fills the interior with weed vapour.
It can have hemp seats.
Asher White
It doesn't matter what the legality is when the plausible deniability is 110%
Daniel Ortiz
>current year
>still thinking about cars with wheels when drone technology exists.
WHERE'S MY CYBERNETIC DRAGONS, ELON?
Oliver Brooks
>record low
OP can't into math and is yet another advertiser shill trying to tank tesla's stock
saged and reported
Jack Lopez
This.
Aiden Collins
fuck off ricky
Brody Gomez
Look at the weed. Ignore what he said about AI
Luke Bell
Park it on a hash driveway too !!!
Alexander Hall
Goddamn, the absolute madman
Jayden Hill
fuck that's pretty smart
Angel Thompson
The title you're looking for is "Fabricator-General"
Liam King
>electric car man smokin da electric lettuce
Jackson Peterson
>not making a car that runs off the electric lettuce
Ryan Peterson
Elon discussed this on the podcast, stupid. Maybe you should pay more attention when he speaks, you might learn something from him.
Christopher Cox
Elon Musk is just Tom DeLonge with more money. How many sub-100 IQ nonces do you think even watch his show anyway? He's a comedian with a podcast.
Asher Moore
Well considering Tesla's market cap is $44 billion, Musk needs to keep tanking it to be able to afford sole ownership
Logan Adams
that's actually a really poignant quote
Xavier Perez
I wish he would do more crazy shit, like calling a dive rescuer a pedo, then smoke pot, what's next?? I want the stock really low and I'll buy it all up.
Thomas Roberts
why is pot still such a taboo in USA?
cringe
Anthony Cook
His biggest pita right now is shareholders trying to knock him out.
Carter Sanders
And watch that sperg-fuck Joe treat himself as smarter than Elon.
Gabriel Robinson
Not just "shareholders" (e.g. people trying to take the company out from under him) - corporate espionage and anti-advertising campaigns on social media are also being funded by his competitors.
qz.com
Grayson Diaz
>doubting the greatest sage of our time
You need to find artificial enlightenment, bro
Nolan Hill
Easton Mitchell
Based and redpilled.
I was always wishing Musk to flop because bugmen love him and he sounds charlatan af, but these last few months really have me rooting for him. If he can just drop some n-bombs, then he will be GOAT
Sebastian Gutierrez
October 1, 2018
t. Tesla Engineer
Camden Wright
Lucas Torres
Someone give me the tldr on the shit Elon said on the podcast
Brandon Thompson
t. qanon brainlet
Christopher Jones
people like you, looking for tldr are absolute shit
Aiden Martin
It was pretty standard for a rogan podcast with the usual things he likes to discuss but people like to freak out over trivial things so here we are
Jaxson Peterson
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Daniel Hernandez
The kike media has been trying to destroy him ever since he named (((them))). Don't fall for the shill attempts and character assassination
Robert Thomas
Shareholders are the cuckiest people on earth, what a bunch of dweebs.
Juan Carter
Artificial intelligence, robot cars, chimps are mean, elon is kind of a sperg, climate change, love is the answer joe sucks his dick a lot
Charles Rodriguez
Jaxon Adams
>If he can just drop some n-bombs, then he will be GOAT
retard
Carson Bennett
I can't believe how many outlets used the screencap from the Jow Forums thread.
Jaxson Myers
how uncanny that the mind-think of society immediately thinks Jew when given that stimuli. if only they had the meta cognition to realize this. sad!
Brayden Myers
this was beautiful
Blake Sanchez
He didn't even inhale, he puffed it like a cigar. If he took a drug test tomorrow he'd probably pass
Benjamin Ross
I think you're missing that they're all jews themselves. They couldn't contain themselves from revealing their cards.
Jayden Kelly
Papa Johns upped the game
Hudson Powell
The question becomes if he was autistic and didn't realize the implications of if he knew exactly what the reaction would be
David Turner
and lost his job
Eli Ross
Buy the dip.
Jaxon Edwards
Weed is actually stronger than metal. Thats why it was banned.
cnbc.com
Carson Gutierrez
>cnbc
Asher Watson
Im clearly late to this party. What the fuck is going on here guys?
Josiah Robinson
Yeh idc about their financial success, just elite boomers showing flashes of ubermensch to the world
Wyatt Harris
How low can it go, how low can it go
Leo Roberts
BIG IF TRUE
Daniel Lopez
Grayson Wood
Bingo
Jason Wilson
if aNYBODY BOTHERED TO WATCH THE ALMOST 3HR LONG EPISODE, ELON MUSK DID NOT INHALE, HE TOOK A HIT AND EXPELLED ALL OF IT IMMEDIATELY...ONE HIT, THATS IT AND THEY PUT IT OUT
William Allen
That’s a quote for the ages, writing that shit down right now. Thanks user
Eli Wood
Joe just asks him a bunch of DUDE WEEK brainlet questions that Joe thinks are smart
>what if magnets were like used to make airplanes go super fast, then could you defy physics?
The whole time Elon is like 'wtf is he talking about' but entertains his retarded questions.
At another point Elon is like, want to watch the car flash its lights to a song? Because he realizes Joe has the mind of a 5 year who loves tech and sci fi movies.
Adam Rivera
Of course he knew.. or maybe he's just that 'tistic
Jack Nguyen
wrong ahmed, the company has been in financial straights for a bit, a few execs left recentl.
Carson Richardson
The stock hit record low after the media made it out to be a big deal.
Yay! Thanks media.
saged
Lincoln Cruz
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Jordan Lewis
Did you know you can run a car on nothing but fumes? That saying “were running on fumes”. The secret to infinite energy is to not burn the fuel itself but the fumes coming from the fuel. Its called gas. Its a fucking gas. Like air. You dont drink air.
Jace Hernandez
This. Why the fuck does babbies always fall for these short scares
Aiden Mitchell
boomers dont know how to smoke. theyre freaking out over something musk probably agrees with them about (on some level)
James Bailey
The Air Force could revoke his security clearance (for SpaceX contracts) and he’s already being investigated by the SEC.
Kevin Jenkins
based and redpilled
Jason Campbell
Scares like these rarely work for long. Prepare for a strong recovery next week.
Benjamin Turner
a madman and a scholar if true
Jack Baker
musk seems completely unhinged lately, he’ll suicide soon
Carter Russell
Dude. Weed gave me a horses dick and a brain the size of a beachball. This shits amazing.
Justin Hall
260 is exactly where I wanted it to go for a buy
Christ I should just bite the bullet and get some kind of stock trading account already
Could've made thousands off AMD and Intel
Carson Jones
>it's okay when steve jobs smoked weed
Thomas Jenkins
Elon was a total autist who couldn't respond with more than 1-3 words to Joe's questions. It was really awkward
Juan Young
Joe hate is a psyop fool...
Gavin Cooper
Yeah. But i bet hes got a lot going on in his mind. Thats usually the case with smart people. Thoughts come and go and you never seem to get them out.
Jaxson Sanchez
Boil it down to some basic shit so you dont go on a rant
Jeremiah Cook
Mason Perez
Because joes questions were dumb as shit
Joe literally said
>im too stoopid for this conversation
Adam Jackson
Elon Blunt
Carson Roberts
Nazi
James Miller
what a fucking autist
Noah Howard
> I wish I was back at the factory
> There's no blueprints here
> Marijuana? The fuck outta here with that weak shit
> lol, ok Imma pretend like I never smoked before
> Fuck, Joe is really short, fuck it's true
> I wonder if Grimes will cuddle with me later
> Amber Heard, more like Amber... Turd
> I wish Eddie Bravo was here
Easton Ortiz
That didn't look like a proper inhale. It looks like the smoke is sitting in his mouth/throat.
Daniel Jenkins
if you can't communicate you aren't smart.
Michael King
this is DANK
TSLA @ $420 confirmed
BUY BUY BUY
Liam Parker
has he ever indicated wanting to take it private again?
Ian Jenkins
he does it like a cheap cigar KEK
Jack Stewart
Some say that Musk is actually the offworld being that the Bogdanoffs commune with...
Henry Collins
He's clearly pretending like he never smoked before
Jack King
joe is controlled disinfo
just the like the entire """""intellectual dark web"""""
Owen Howard
Nathaniel Gutierrez
he needs to buy them out
Logan Cox
record low, sure, they IPOd in like $20