Why are cyclists the most obnoxious, self entitled and feminine people on the roads...

kek, stay mad cager.

You mean suicyclist? My theory is that they are to cowarly to just kill themselves in a quite room somewhere. So instead dress in womens clothes and ride children toys around town. Hopeing somebody will run them over and put them out their misery.

>when a cyclist doesn't even try to move over to the edge of the road

It's like they don't even care if they get hit.... I mean I know it'll be my fault if I hit him because I'm required by law to give him a meter of space or some shit... but he'll be the one who's dead!
I don't understand these people.

>feminine
They're literally generating more t then you are sitting on your ass

we can have both though

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>Be cyclist
>30-40km/h average
>beat cars off the line all the time (dat power to weight)
>they sometimes get angry about that and rev all the way to the next stop light
>I pull up beside
>do it again
>more revs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get rekt cager

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>Cager actually thinks it's alpha when it plants its arse in a chair in a protected metal box and presses its trotters on the pedals and forking out for gallons of the liquid jew for every journey

>Cyclists reaching breakneck speeds using only their leg muscles, exposed to the elements in thin clothing and braving the traffic with no airbags or traction control, are somehow beta

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I know, why do they all wear those skin tight leggings, I've even seen some of them wear pink and yellow ones, bloody queers. They wear exactly what the girls wear in the gym.

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Underrated post

>be openly right wing chad
>cycle because /sig/
go KYS fat cuck
cyclists can be cunts, I hate some of them when they block traffic, especially when they have option not to
but most dedicated ones I saw are white right wing males

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>tfw hauling up a long hill on a bike path gassing boomer cyclist with your 2 stroke fumes

I'm not gunna lie I felt pretty guilty afterwards...

>My theory
Lrn2theory fgt pls

Cycling: Too white for you Mohammad

they always cross red lights, insult you when you're trying to avoid being stomped by a faggot riding a toy metal horse at 30 km/h, but somehow they want to be respected like any other driver. HA
wonder how do the Dutch deal with their cyclist epidemic

>go to USA
All fat mutts, scene is degenerate, obese people in ca rs and/or fat people scooters

>go the Netherlands
Not one obese person, not crossed a single overwheight Dutch, in 6 months living there.
>they all have bikes
>tallest people in the world

NL is underrated on how fucking healthy id it to do bike everyday n shiet

I personally bought a fucking electric skateboard, living in metropolitan area with a lot of public transport (like Paris,) is awesome, I'm way faster during Rush Hour on my way to work than cars that get stuck in traffic, doing 20km/h on my skate when not on the public transport.
Either on the road or on the pavement.

Best thing I bought ever, the Samsung Electric Skateboard (longboard)
It was around 300 euros, for 15km autonomy, doing 20km/h

If you live in a big city, and/or use public transport, I can't recommend this enough

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By not being a third world country.

>Not one obese person
You didn't see me then.

Fuck you, I'm all year cyclist and as far to the right as humanly possible. Carfags need to start paying attention, it's fucking tedious to wait in heavy rain to cross road while you soft muscled flabs in tin box cruise past heaters on paying no attention. All you retards need to do is move your leg just a little bit to start breaking, wait 5 seconds, and carry on. But no! No! Impatient like niggers and uncaring like jews, that's what you are.

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>Had a problem running into cyclist?

No because I’m not a shitty driver. They are easy to see and hard to miss. I once swerved across 3 lanes of traffic to run into one and almost missed, but in the end the maneuver was a success.

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>basedstedboard

Do you record your commutes with a selfiestick and upload them to youtube with trendy jazz-sample backing track and over-edited long shots too?

I live in a high class neighborhood, with people having a salary similar to France.
Jesus, smoke some of your weed and calm down dude

>after "Man going to the GYM are likely to be alt-right" leftist media now presents "Does your Neighbour have a bicyle? He very well might be a racist"

virtue signaling

>boomer cyclist riding down the middle of the road when they expanded the shoulder for cyclists to ride on these back roads. RE3EEEEEEE

>us redpilled right wing Chads prefer to finance rosensteinmobiles like REAL men, you shouldn't be able to traverse your own city without supporting the Saudi oil economy

oh sweetie

LOL that was honest and a bit too real.

Do you bike? Do you go out a bit?

If you wanna know, I can't get fat, recently learned I had ADD / ADHD.
Hyperactivity is so heavy on burning calories, it's hard for me to gain weight and gain muscle.

There's always pro's and cons to each side brutha

And its not too late.
You can still be saved, if you want to.

Go to /sig/ or fit or whatever.
I too need to go to the gym, even though I'm not overweight, I'm skinny af.

Are you a high middle class argi user?

You live in one of those "countries" (private neigborhoods)?
Are they cool? Or a shitty meme?

get the fuck out of the rain when cycling you retard. most of you take up too much of the fucking lane to pass safely, so you hold traffic up.

>Have you ever had a problem running into cyclist?
No, the problem came later when I had to wash the blood and lycra off the bumper

Wouldn't even mind.

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I'm a right wing cyclist.

In my town it's just the best way to get around, especially is you live and work on opposite sides of the river and/or don't have to go to the suburbs.

Nah m8, I'm not yet that full of myself.

And I'd need a stabilizer, as soon as the ground is not perfect smooth, it's gonna shake a lot.

I might start doing this when I buy a expensive stabilizer

>buying a longboard
Lmaoing @ ur life

I'm a cyclist.

When I sometimes ride a bike and there's people in the way who on purpose don't move out of the way I usually get really angry and I want to beat the shit out of them, I'm not a big figher, but I'm always thinking of scenarios to beat them up just in case...

And I'm a literal Neon-Nazi.

Fuck you britcuck, your degenerate people who come here are drunks who piss everywhere. So I assume most Brits are like that. I've seen those Christmas and Easter celebration photos.

>chad cyclist vs virgin motorcyclist

youtu.be/aEcIdSjCADw

Oh yeah, you don't have proper bicycle and pedestrian lanes covering entire city and usually connecting to neighbouring towns. We do. I'm not taking lane from you. No need.

I’ve never had a problem running into cyclists. They are no match for a car.

>Fuck you britcuck, your degenerate people who come here are drunks who piss everywhere

At least they're spending money in your shithole, meanwhile the Latvians that come here take all the shit jobs and send their wages back home/

Go to your town hall and ask them what the holy fuck they've been doing with your tax money if not constructing proper infrastructure for pedestrians and cyclists

>Neon-Nazi

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This user cycles. Don't dress in faggy cycle outfits though. NPCs yell out their windows at me daily. Every day without fail. 100% of the time they are fat. The fat NPCs see a fit body and get angry. They can't help it their program requires jealous road rage. Used to it at this point.

Found a video of OP
youtu.be/g3p08kixCUs

They are full blown cancer in Colorado.
Especially places like Denver and Boulder but are expanding their "culture" these days.

Nope, never had a problem 'running into a cyclist'.

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Don't know any other cyclists. I don't think I classify though, I ride a mountain beater and don't ever wear any riding gear or attire. Do I count as a cyclist too?

That guy (Tim Moore I think) cycled from northern Finland to the Black sea on that shitty east german commuter bike.

Cycling will redpill you on how lustfull women are to mens bodies.
Horny milf motorists all over the countryside

Cyclists are the fucking worst.

They ride along at 9 mph so that you have to wait for an opportunity to pass them. Then you finally pass them and get stuck at a red light. What do they do? Ride up to the front of the queue at the red light so that everyone who just had to pass them has to do it all over again.

Whenever I see one of them doing that I try to yell out to them to ask what could be going on in their head that they would do that.

I don’t mind cyclists who actually wait their turn in the queue though.

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>Are you a high middle class argi user?
technically yes, middle high class people use to be VERY dumb though. Wealth doesn't correlate with mental capabilities here or in China

Somewhere nearby Nordelta Complex

It's a shitty amerimutt colony, it looks like an american suburb but at least it's safe with all the turmoil we've been having for the last decades
I want to live with normal people

>shithole

98% white, no crime, no muslims, no no-go zones, good looking women (no fat women too)

vs.

UK with huge muslim population, 'asian' rape gangs, random stabbings on busses, terror attacks

where would you rather live?

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Ey, it's electric so clean energy (in France at least)

It pushes you at 20km/h even uphill.
Sensation of flying and whooshing past people.
Like a bike or motorbike, traffic doesn't stop you
You're also working on your balance, leg muscles still work at stabilising you and being used to turn and guide the skate.

10/10 sensation of floating, flying above the ground.
Better than anything I've tried

Not even gonna talk cars. My father is a car addict, works or a car manufacturer and goes on racetracks on his spare time.
I have a Porsche Taxi if I ask nicely

Of course I do. But I'm not in the Pyrenees, so it costs very little energy.

>cyclists the most obnoxious, self entitled and feminine people on the roads.

We're not.
American and British tourists are.
they cry like girls when I run them ever.

How many Brits come to Latvia to work there versus the other way round. Really makes me think.

Neon-nacists?

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It was a serious answer. You can't compare third world infrastructure to that of the Netherlands, which is one of the best in the world.

No, youre a guy riding a bike.

Cyclists are the ones who drop $5,000 on their "pro" bike like they got invited to the tour de France. They ONLY ride in traffic with cars or in congested areas where they can scream at pedestrians to get out of their way and do not obey traffic laws despite legally being obligated to if they are on the road.

Essentially what the cyclist hobby server to establish is two things.
1. An excuse to claim youre better than everyone else
2. An excuse to act as if youre better than everyone else
Not everyone who rides a bike is a cyclist. Its a very specific hobby dominated by narcissistic lefists with a few right wing narcissists mixed in.

>98% white, no crime
>good looking women (no fat women too)
Droši zini?

What do you hate about cyclists exactly?

I don't drive so a bike is the only way to get around since I live in a city. A bike is also fun in the countryside aswell. I also hate obnoxious cyclists with tight spandex, but surely cycling itself ins't an issue here right?

word, fuck drivers. i like pepe's legs in that pic.

No to superior when you cry about a car bumping you at 1mph. The only good cyclist is one who's brain is on the road.

They learned to ride their bikes when they were kids and their cycling skills never developed past that
you'd think getting a drivers license would make you a better cyclist too, but its as if there's this schism in their brain that makes them unable to improve their bike-riding skills for the rest of their lives

Why electric skateboard instead of Jow Forums powered skateboard?

You're a cyclist the moment you ride a bike my dude. That's literally the definition.

whoops, your impotent rage has led you to make a gay post again

Aren't brits like higher quality? aristocracy for centuries and all that? but their behavior is not that different from some degenerate slav.

Those 'Latvians' you see are mostly Russian or Latvian-Russian hybrids.

>184991627

Well I'm the new generation of 'nazi'. Not the 80s trash drug addict neo-nazi.

I'm a cyclist
It's the only real physical activity I can do after years in the military tearing muscles and tendons.
Faggot car drivers screw with cyclists as they drive by. They're too big of bitches to stop and confront me because they know they'll get their asses whipped

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>Have you ever had a problem running into cyclist?
No. I drive a pickup so I really don’t feel it when I run into them.

Cycling is fine but making me drive 9 miles an hr while I wait to pass you is not.

Ancap cyclists report in.

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jā. kas nav pareizi?

CHAD cyclist:
>can ride wherever the fuck he wants, for free, only limit is his own endurance
>can go the wrong way down a one way or ride on the sidewalk if he wants, even if it's illegal cops don't bother him
>can park bike for free, anywhere, by locking it to literally anything. Fence, sign post, tree, you name it
>can take bike inside with him just about anywhere and no one says shit (I've taken my bike inside to banks, restaurants, stores, and my workplace, for example)
>doesn't know what "(((insurance)))" is
>fuck helmets
>his fuel is his lunch, no paying for (((gasoline)))
>repairs cost pocket change, can make most of them himself
>has his own bike lanes, can also ride in a motor lane, cars can't do shit about it
>can cross on red lights, doesn't need to full stop at stop signs
>can cross at pedestrian lights while cars have to stop and wait
>can cross pedestrian bridges
>can carry bike up staircases
>has his own separate bike path network that goes directly to the most scenic spots in town with few to no intersections so he can go /fast/
>gets rewarded by government and workplace
>receives free food and presents on bike to work day
>everyone else in office building pays $15 a day to park, but bike parking is free in /comfy/ protected garage with a security guard
>can take bike on other forms of transportation
>keeps him in shape with glutes that could cut a diamond

says the anus filled with cock faggot. cyclists like you deserve to be ran down. i dare u to come at me faggot. beat the fuck out of u with a tire iron and ram an empty coffee mug up your ass

I always see guys in spandex riding together. They stick their asses in the air, as they're bent over the front of their handlebars. The look like female cats sexually presenting themselves for mounting. These guys are weekend faggots.

Average British woman

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being this retarded. lol

Lol

Motorists please explain this:
>boohoo why aren't there more cars on the road I love congestion and traffic jams.

Nah, I'm gonna agree with this guy here I just ride it to work and odd jobs.
I have seen a few spandex monkeys riding along the highway and I cringe at the sight of them. Those are cyclists, I am not.

Im not surprised cyclists are tough on the internet just like they are when they can ride away on a bike.

Its all about avoiding consequences with your lot. Though im waiting for the day someone just pulls out a gun and shoots you fags when you try to run away on your little bike after being an obnoxious faggot. We all know its coming. Maybe it will even be you it happens to.

>along the highway
Cringe

cyclists hate follwing the laws of the road and stopping for lights or signs or waiting their turn. they dont want to exert the added energy to start up again? i thought the purpose of 'biking' was exercise you fkn twat.

and yes... you all fucking do this.

Lmao

>I just ride it to work and odd jobs
So do most people here and when you asked them if they were cyclists they'd likely tell you yeah sure.
Cyclist simply means person riding a bike after all unless you're a faggot on Jow Forums.

>98% white
objectively false. What is white: are we white, are Soviet migrants white? And the numbers don't add up either.
>good looking women
A blatant sex tourism advertisement.
>no fat women
This is not Africa, we have pavement cows too.

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We're supposed to do that you shit for brains, so we aren't behind your ass breathing in fumes. Cagers don't even know the law. Most intersections literally have a bike box marked where bikes go to "queue" (that's british english by the way.)
I've punched and smacked more than a few cars. It doesn't actually damage the cage so cops can't do shit, and it spooks the fuck out of the cager. Just ride by, say a cage parked in the bike lane, WHAM, cager is spooked as fuck and I tell them get the fuck out of the bike lane.
My nigger. Imagine paying money to propel your vehicle, paying more money to park it, paying more money to insure it, paying money to register it, paying tax on buying it...
I bought my bike on craigslist, nearly brand new, for 1/10 of sticker price. No tax, registration, insurance, or any other sort of faggotry.

I ride nearly every day on a nice 25 mile trail, which happens to be next to a road. Every day I see these fucking Lance Armstrong cosplayers doing the most ridiculous, truly privileged shit. They completely think they own the road and ignore the fact that a fucking trail that follows the same elevations as the road nearly is right next to them. I remember one guy pulled his bike out when a car was about 65% into his right on red, the car was there before the guy as well. The car had to slam on its brakes so hard it's ass flew up 3 feet, the biker then proceeded to stand in front of it yelling "FUCK YOU" over and over. I just sat there wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and shorts on a $200 dollar bike as this senior home sponsored geriatric threw his tantrum in his cuck costume.

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He's talking about the tour de france wannabees who ride in groups. They're a plague here.

Cyclists are actually mentally unstable, as all leftists are.

I know a guy who is literally addicted to cycling, he rides to work and home every day. When it rains he becomes very moody and when he gets home from work he will go into his garage and set his bike onto his indoor bike trainer so he can get his daily dose of cycling.