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I threw my head back, squeezing my eyes shut as I reached my climax due to the maggots starting to crawl into my urethra. As I was squirting my load into the pump, I heard the garage door open.
I quickly threw the dick pump back into the bin and shoved it back under the bed. I walked out of the bedroom like nothing happened.
The next day when my parents left to run more errands, I quickly went back to the bedroom. I was eager to leave another load in that maggot-infested dick pump. I pulled the bin out and picked up the pump. To my surprise, there was a fresh load all over the quivering maggots.
Sick bastard.
>tfw voted remain
why can't you stop spamming your shitty britpol threads all the fucking time?
>spending your Saturday night shitposting
>not spending it with your gf eating a Sunday roast in Thailand
>tfw ywn be pube
is that girl pubes?
Pubes isn't a physical person, but an ideal. None of us can ever be Pubes, but we can all strive to be more like Pubes.
dude i need that fucking lamp in my house
Looks like they finally got BrainleTed poster.
Wondered where he had gone.
tripvassal
BASED Scousers
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It's night, you are walking in an alleyway when you spot a cutey cartoon girl in a pink jumper, her disinterested look strangely turns you on. The girl begins to speak, you are shocked by the absolute mundane sentences she serves you but you remember its a woman (of course her words are pointless) so it quickly becomes white noise. staring at her body and hearing her voice that in your mind has evolved into mock donkey sounds and various farm animal noises your penis begins to get harder and harder. At this point your raging erection had to be released, you unzip, and your steel like rod pushes out to present himself. like a precum laden lion he stands firm, she is quiet mouth gaping " perfection" you think to yourself and all you want to do is look, but your friend between your legs says other wise and like a rabid animal you leap upon her, without time for her to react you thrust, with a cock so hard its begun to crystallize it tears through her panties...PAIN. There was no front hole, but a willy, not a woman but a mentally Ill man. With a battered exhausted face she smiles and gives out a half hearted laugh, you stumble backward but you too begin to laugh, her smile and optimism gone you grab her chemically bleached hair bend her over the nearest surface and as you inject a galon of molten baby batter into her boipuss your ball bags slam together forcing even more cum to decorate the internal walls of her backside. You stumble back empty, your biological mission complete you curl up by some bins and pass on....but wait the crystals that began to form on your Johnson start to grow across the entirety of your body and within the hour a beautiful 6ft butterfly breaks out, its cock as hard as diamonds and even more majestic than ever before ( flies off into the sunrise) The end.
>tfw live in liverpool
GO ON LADS
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You can't say "white man" in Battlefield V.
>saying manlet or DLC are also banned
I'm too worthy to be put in these shitty tripmemes.
I wish you would use a tripcode so I could filter your abhorrent "contributions".
The Army have deserted us.
The Capitalist have bought them out
Go home
Go back to your books
This general is useless.
This is my final command.
I want to be alone now. Go.
I've done a number on you.
Did you see this:
I live in Liverpool too, lets meet for gay sex and mutual touching and maybe go for a Sayers afterwards, what do you say to that?
Jesus christ this has got to be up there as one of the most autistic posts I've ever seen on here.
Yes
F-fucking COPE is in these things and I'm not?
D-dELETE tTHIS?
He still posts.
When did his tripcode get leaked anyway?
Finally, you got the last supper one?
Cheers, I've been wondering about that since I got back.
nah i'm alright lad
Eddie is on there three times.
I didn't make it, WN did
Does it matter?
>implying vidya incel virgins have it in them to not buy these fucking games in the first place if they have a problem.
Hence why every thread whingeing about games being too PC or progressive or whatever the fuck are absolutely pointless because they can't NOT buy them.
BOATYARDED
But ghosts exist in the ghostbuster universe. Shouldn't he be a caricature of Velma from Scooby Doo or something?
England you let us down you would rather have a fucking nigger communist running youre country then our Ture leader The Queen you would rather give away the most loyal part of great britian away to Fuck Specs who like nigger cock if England is too fall to communist we will do what must be done For god and ulster FUCK THE JEWISH NIGGER FEIN CUNTS FROM THE SOUT H MAY THEY ALL BE FORCE TO KISS MY RED WHITE AND BLUE CURB THE FUCKS
Why didn't you take a picture if you went to Thailand?
Because I'm not going until the October date as you well know. I'll take pictures then don't you worry.
none of this was our choice, it was the choice of the zombie fucks who's brains have been melted from social media, and the retarded teenagers who wants everything to be free so they vote labour
So you're saying you didn't turn up?
Scousers.
lad
Pubes, if you're so hard let's see the gun show
Third time this has been vandalised, mayor anderson fuming the fat sausage snorkler
Sayers>Greggs
It's affecting their pre-order numbers and stocks at least.
I'm not pubes.
Hey, look where this /pol was last night. Tapped me €600 worth of Athenian goddess ass.
It's not Athens it's Mykonos.
Had a siesta @ 2:30 just woke up now at 18:10. Got to take my boss clubbing tonight. She's thinking dance club I'm thinking threesome or more in a jacuzzi at a strip club. The girls are 10/10.
thank you
Alri Deano
what accent is this exactly?
>going to a tourist trap
>paying for sex
Then, inexplicably:
>boasting about it
So just how fat are you?
alpha as fuck even while fucking a tranny
You seem mad that he's had sex
...
It's called the "Virgin Never Had A GF" accent - a favourite of incels who watch these vids because they've never known what it's like to lie in bed in the dark, listening to your missus (after a bottle of wine) witter on for hours when you just want to sleep.
I'm private security for the rich/famous, I'm also an escort.
Here's where I was the night before.
So you're hanging around with the rich and famous, are presumably in shape...and you still can't get laid without paying for it?
Good shit, how do you land a gig like that? I'm a mil vet that's Jow Forums. Carrying a gun is all I'm good at and I'm a degenerate that wants to fuck high class whores.
what if the bong who has been making the Swedish election threads is pewdiepie
Why are there so many autistic children nowdays?
Lack of socialisation.
Also the paradise beach techno bars dancing on the stages. I left on a Roman salute from the DJ box and got chased down by two grills.
I don't have to pay for sex but when you want sex with a 10/10 I'm happy to pay.
Like tonight hopefully.
I have a furnished patio at the back of another famous beach, and double bedroom.
When I do this I always get my own place to keep it exciting so we aren't on top of each other like a married couple.
Look who else is here
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the only thing affecting their pre-order numbers is some absolute brainlet deciding that launching between COD and RDR2 was a good idea.
It's not.
is having a pie in soup a thing people do?
i have a chicken pie here and some broccoli soup, want to eat both together
You sure you're not in Australia?
please don't lad
accurate pic is accurate
it cant be that bad can it
we need to do something about the chav menace
Ban kitchen knives, you can cut food with a spork.
Well played
it'll make the pastry all soggy and horrible
>>im no terrorist
Well there we have it lads case closed
thank god she said she's not a terrorist, otherwise I might have drawn the wrong conclusion about why she's terrorising people
lad exterminatus
someone has to stop it
please
Why is this stuff rampant in Thailand?