/balk/ thread on a nice saturday night.Come and chill with your rakija here

can you give us blue parts

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>romania
>moldova
balk is south of danube you filthy Cuman

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finders keepers. Greece was never invited in your super secret meetings of the balkan league. we only had a deal with Serbia. it's not our fault you decided to deal with autistic Serbian promises of expansion.
now get the fuck out of muh salonica.

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Minor happenings because of memedonia name
youtube.com/watch?v=IsNiulCbc_8

lol fuck off Fatmir

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You mean small autistic Bulgaria right?

ooga booga where the white womin at?

you mean Vardarian Serbia??

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Merkel in Skopje today, guaranteeing Macedonia will become the richest Balkan country if it enters the EU

youtube.com/watch?v=exyVBbJzWb8

based greek

>Merkel going against greek interests
never seen that one before.

Say it with me now.
RA-KI-JA

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DADDY!

>this disproves the rapebaby meme
I'm fine with that graph

Woof
>drools

RA-KI-JA

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Injecting thread with some life. Roll

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Please be a civil war
Please be a civil war
Please be a civil war

Double roll

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primitive lumpheads who kiss their communistic goverment's ass on a daily basis, noone in the balkans is an actual human, not even the whites

Fuck, I was searching for this one, thanks

Rolls

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I remeber that time when you blinded us. That won't go unpunished
Based and redpilled
No BULGARIAN Macedonia
>filthy gypsy
Get out
Rolling

The Balkans are rightful Islamic clay. The word Balkan comes from Ottoman Turkish balkan meaning "chain of wooded mountains."

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Leave right now before I call a horde of gypsies to fuck you up

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How it goes my fellow balkanniggers

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We have to thank the EU for getting rid of the cigani. I think most of them went to Sweden xD

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Lol

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What? you got some problems?

Yea. Too many ustashe on my clay.

Kindly return clay to us which you have stolen. Thank you

t. magyar

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>your clay
>mutt flag

please.. go away.. please.. stay there.

>Romania
>Balkans
Only if you are Geographically tistic
>Moldavia
>Balkans
Now you are just being a dumbass.

rolll

>Declares war on everyone
>Suprised that everyone fights them
Bulgarians are the tards of the balks.

>Our clay
>Invade other peoples
>Get fucked in the ass by the turks and lose everything
>Get conjured by the Austrians
>Get given gibs by the Austrians to make you shut up
>WE WUZ GREAT HUNGARIAN KINGDOM

Angry cigány spotted

Hey cigány. Your cousin is cleaning toilets here but lives better than you just a heads up

would like glamoc, drvar and grahovo to us and we have a deal

What a nice /balk/ thread we're having

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koji kurac sam sad ja procitao

I see the truth hurts the Mongoloid.

>have a kraut tsar that decides to fight against everyone
>loses at the end

Gee, that sounds awfully familiar... as if germans are really autistic or something like that.

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Good lord

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Is Rakija the same as Turkish Raki?

No
Rakija is from plums
Raki is from grapes

And only Albanians drink it

implyingrigged.info/wiki/Jow Forumseague_3
yo we're playing in pol league 3
the updated team
implyingrigged.info/wiki//balk/

>Rakija is from plums
Slivovica is also made of plums, isnt it

we once had a gypsy family living in some abandoned shack within belgrade. so one day the family decides to go into fucking SWEDEN. so they pack their shit and like a colony go north into hungary. dont know what happened to them, put i think they died on their way north...

We brew and drink all kinds of rakija here desu

Rakija=Sljivovica

So is Palinca and Tuica.
The balkans have plums just so they can get drunk for cheap.

You can make it out of anything. Its still rakija.

It's obviously the same fucking word

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We say lozovaća or loza.. the grape one

srbe na vrbe

So Rakija is just another word for fruit brandy

I tried Palinca in Hungary, it was not bad.

>brandy

Try moonshine. Its incredibly potent.

Friendly reminder that Balkans are the only place to ever exist where a war nearly broke over a dog

Oh yeah, that too
Theres so many fucking alcoholic drinks in this region
Fruit schnaps

It ranges from pure Ethanol to Sweet and Sugary throat cleaner

also pelinkovac, travarica, višnjevača, orahovica.. etc.

w-what?

For a dog?

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Ye, depends how you make it.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incident_at_Petrich
Well actually it was a war, even better! It only didn't escalate because of League of Nations

KO PROČITA
MALENA MU KITA

Reminder that Belgrade was battled over in 115 wars and razed to the ground 44 times
It was even razed by Christian crusaders during the first Crusade, lmao

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>bulgarian talking about gypsies

>nearly
It did. And if we had the internet back then this place would be heaven.

Look up incident at Petrich.

>Greek mans dog runs away behind bulgarian borders
>greek man chases dog
>gets shot by border guards
>ooga booga insues

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Is this way Bulgarians spin dogs,
To decide which neighbor to declare war on?

These threads are like a history lesson to me, so far i learned that everyone hates Serbia. And Bosnia should be rightful Hungarian Clay.

roll

Its an old custom to protect the dogs from rabies. Still practiced in very secluded villages.

Fucking kek

>on a nice saturday night
SLAUGHTER A GOAT FOR SATURN

based

Feels bad man. Here's hoping there won't be another one! Although I kinda wish to raze it myself.
I'm really surprised that Greeks would be willing to go into another war so shortly after they lost the Turkish one. Man times sure were different back then.

based

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>Adjolf
>Making the ZOGist salute
Kek

You mean
offer a ram to Perun under an oak tree

Fuck i didn't even knew that
Should i ask what happened to the dog or i'm better off not knowing?

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I was trying to sound modern so it doesn't confuse people.

Yours outnumber mine way more
No its an ancient thracian method of removing bugs on the doggos

Relations were really heated. We cant allow greek dog spies to cross our border, ya know?

>Yours outnumber mine way more
not really. also you have 10 % turks , you fucking turkic rapebaby

Im guessing the soldiers took it as a POW and sent it to firing squad.