/CHINA/ THREAD

Lets have a China thread.

Do you believe my country will surpass the USA one day? And will it conquer foreign lands through a cultural/diplomatic or military victory?

China is a politically stable and growing power, China is sparta. America is Athens.

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Only if it learns from whitey's mistakes. Don't let niggers in. Don't fall for democracy. Don't give women any more rights.

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China is going to start releasing more and more emissions and suffer at the consequence of global warming and it's own hyper-polluted state before overtaking the United States, desu.

Also the entire world is going to turn on the US and China after global warming kicks in.

China past and future is like a Chinese escalator. It rise, then it eats itself.

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After the Opium Wars China has been in direct control by the sabbatean-frankist jews. Their 100 year plan is at fruition but some real estate guy from new york won an election and fucked things up for them

Global warming is ok. Don't you want to live in cannibalistic desert wasteland? Fucking basedboys.

>Do you believe my country will surpass the USA one day
no. your fake low quality country will collapse long before the US declines.

Chinas history comes in cycles of unity and disunity. Name a calamity and China has been through it and at a greater cost.

Search for histories most major wars and list it by death count, all the top major death counts have been in China; name a war and we've been through it, we've been through many people that genocide us.

150 years ago one of us thought he was the brother of Christ, and ended up 40 million people die; hardly anyone knows about it, it was purely an internal conflict.

China is not a nation, its a continent, its a civilization state.

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Isn't your country one of the most vulnerable to global warming?

Millions of people dislocated, monsoons, etc?

But OP is vietnamese you burger faggot

Absolutely destroyed. Looks like his spinal chord got severed.

What the flying shit.

America is a declining nation. I do not see your country being as powerful as it once was in 20 years time.

Sure, your military will still be formidable, but your soft-power will wane and your economy will not be unipolar.

In a way, it makes sense why you will focus on military; since you are isolated by two massive oceans, all major trade in the world is done through the Eurasian continent, you are shut out of it.

So yeah, you'll end up being still relevant, in the same way how that violent man in the distance is relavant.

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>hong kong flag
>vietnamese
Idiot.

Also most changs use a proxy

That has to be Cambodia or something.

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Hong Kong and Vietnam are same shit, both Chinese puppets no difference at all

Vietnam still has a moderate fighting chance at being a thorn on the road, but Hong Kong is absolutely consumed, we cannot escape.

Sure, China can destroy Vietnam but it'll be costly.

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No silly Korean.

That is China, don't you recognize your neighbour?

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Aren't you a nigger?

CGI

pow! right in the kisser!

China isn't politically stable. They're stable insofar the government can provide rapid growth, but that will slow down as it did everywhere in the developed world (diminishing returns from industrialization). Then the wealthy will feel like the government should start to have more consideration for their individual interests. The authoritarian superstructre will be too static to do that and instead rapidly degenerate into a pay for play nightmare of corporate control. This will not just bring economic stagnation but regression. We will see a bourgeois revolution and a governmental reaction which could lead to the first real world implementation of a high-tech totalitarianism. It's difficult to predict what will happen from there.

nah, then he would go limp. he has a seizure.

chinks are so afraid of having another civil war they're willing to suck the dick of anyone to keep the peace.
what a great bunch of no-soul NPC slaves

You're a fucking idiot, shut up.

>throwing kicks in a street fight
lmao chinks are fucking retarded

Noice and rekt

Wish I could've done that to my bullies

I dont want to click on the webm. It has a fucking escelator.

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no hes just taking a quick nap.

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>the father protecting his son from danger
that shit warmed my heart

>China is sparta. America is Athens.
Ok. Athens is still around today. Sparta isn't.

wtf is wrong with the chinese? Simply adding a safety grating underneat would solve the problem.

And it's a Chinese escalator, so you know exactly what is going to happen.

The kid is worthless for factory labor if he gets maimed in an escalator.

America has lost its morality and the principles that made it strong.

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did he died?

Looks like he found the chink in his defense

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>american
I know you treat your kids like sex toys there but not everyone thinks like you

Not to mention economy gains from a vastly undervalued currency and reliance on huge trade imbalances, as well as intellectual property theft.

The government could still just crush the oligarchs if it wanted to enough. Predictions like this could be true but are too larpy.

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ironically it was the train that kept him alive, when they tried to get him out the weight of the train that was keeping his blood under pressure as gone, he died of blood loss.

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Sure i am ching chong

Well you own Canada. I hope you replace all of the locals with Chinese Han. Canadians are literally a bunch of retards.

>The principles that made it strong
Like denying entry to chinks?

I was only joking but now it become even more horrific.

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Not that I'm really a defender of China, but I think that the boomer anti-China sentiment is a just a distraction to keep them from agitating against demographic change and degeneracy in their own countries.

For example, I've never understood why people like Steve Bannon have always been so obsessed with muh China

What actually happened to that guy? Did he just land badly and fuck up his spine?
Would he even be able to breathe?

Third chink solved the problem smart, without slowing down and while looking cool. He wins.

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>People eat dogs
>Escalators eat people
Superpower status confirmed

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I'd rather have the chinese in Canada than the dog blowjob "whites".

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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY

I'd probably just take the stairs to be honest.

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What's going on here?

well, at least it was quite obvious that person wanted death to arrive.

others aren't always lucky

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This guys face must be fucking gone

You seem upset. I'm literally saying they can replace all of the Canadians with Chinese. They're doing to anyway, but still it's better to know they're welcome to do it, especially when the locals are too stupid to do anything about their replacement.

Safety cost money.

hong kong is a british ancapistan
vietnam is one of a handful communist countries

Wtf did he expect tho?

>chile flag

iam not surprised

US slow decline became a death spiral when they invaded Iraq and Afganistan.

Nice. T-Rex arms at the end

>paki flag
I am not surprised

A simple safety grating shouldn't be that expensive in a cheap as fuck country such as China. Or are the chinese truly the jews of Asia?

To be fair, Americans treat everyone's kids like sex toys. Just look at what they were doing in Haiti.

Don't watch if you like dogs

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It's funny how no one likes Canadians. I met one that was nice and he didn't have a dog.

superpower status confirmed

stupid peasants doing everyone a favor and removing themselves from the gene pool.

he was drunk and impatient and wanted to get on the elevator NOW NOW NOW

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>kills dishonorabu wife
>commits sodoku to restore own honor

Model citizen

i bet that kick connected with his nose, shoved that bone directly into the brain

vietnam is much more free than poland atm, both in terms of economical freedom and Orwellian police state
have you ever been?

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No. Chinks were a slave race forever. First for their government, later for foreign conquerors (mongols, colonisers). They're forever doomed to be underdog.

Literally what is wrong with these people?!

>be piss drunk, retarded and impatient
>kick open elevator door because you can't wait for the door to the elevator to open
>but the elevator isn't there yet
>go inside, but since there is no elevator to step into you just fall all the way down the elevator shaft
>remove yourself from the gene pool

there's no way this is real. chinese people never go out of their way for anyone

>T-Rex arms at the end

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just in case you are wondering if those guys survived after falling in.

this video is the same fate as those previous two that fell in.

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Completely untrue. The US can survive on its own during wartime. Chinks can't, they rely too much on food imports

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Grate cost money. China make more people

Is Chinese intelligence a meme?

>School Bully Not So Tough Since Massive Seizure

>Athens is still around today
No it isn't there is just a city called athens that is full greek speaking turks.
its seppuku
Didn't mongols rape you guys too?

There will be no oligarchs controlling the government, although there will be people who delude themselves into thinking that this constitutes their existence. The corporations themselves will do it. Souls will not be involved in determining the direction of policy. All education will be dictated by corporate interest, as will who gets into positions of power. They will select the very thoughts people are allowed or even capable of holding. The same thing is happening in the United States, it's not a larp it is the fundamental problem of modern economies/states. The difference is that democracy, balancing of power and the rule of law are a major obstacle to this process. In China the production of culture, education, law and politics is highly centralized and you only need to replace a small number of people with these drones in order to stir policy. It is ripe for the taking and you know that what I described is already a major criticism people leverage against the regime. After 50 years of capitalist development it is already difficult to tell wether it is the party who controls the corporations or the corporations who control the party. But all this is just in infancy, just wait until you see the first generations more deeply programmed in the education system to advocate for the interests of concentrated economic power. China will teach us the value of democracy.

He was just knocked out. He was displaying a fencing response to head trauma. No spinal injury and there's a good chance he'll be totally fine when he comes to.

Again, read the filename and consider if you want to watch this

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were they falling for 3 minutes?

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its a country with 1.5 billion people, there are bound to be some retards

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Not really, I'd say theres about 500 million smart ones and about 800 million absolute fucking retards.

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