I have been completely JEWED

I have come back here after almost a decade living in other countries. When I arrived to the airport, a guy approached me and started talking to me in Catalan, and I realized that I FORGOT MY FUCKING LANGUAGE. Once the guy realized I was confused, he quickly switched languages, as is usual here. It was traumatic.

On my way home, I tried to have a brief discussion with the taxi driver, only to find myself mumbling stupid shit in a broken, incomprehensible version of the language.

I have been completely jewed. I have become what (((they))) want us to be: A rootless man without a homeland, without a family and without a future. A slave.

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It ok I'm sottish and I don't know how to play a fiddle or bagpipes

>mumbling stupid shit in a broken, incomprehensible version of the language.

isn't this exactly what Catalan is tho?

Q predicted this.

I don't know how to speak Eskimo

at least you're a drunk

I quit drinking after I ran over someone, society has too many people to enjoy drunk driving

great tune by Catatonia
youtube.com/watch?v=FEhpmuXHmRQ

Just golf like I do, it's the only place you can drink and drive.

golfin huh. guess I'll try it

Every Scot should golf! Just go out with buddies and don't expect to do well right away

Men er du dansker?

I don't know how to speak American.

I'm Hungarian and don't know how to shoot arrows backwards on horseback!

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well, horses are probably harder to come by not to mention having a plot of land to ride it on.

How are your ice shields doing, Greenland?

you hab my upboat!

I don't know how to speak danish. Wanna swap places?

It's perfectly fine, OP. The truth is you've just realized how pathetic and subhuman your brethren and roots on the peninsula of broken hymens actually are in comparison to Men.

Welcome home

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I'm german and I don't know how to gas jews.

Yes you know Hans just pull the lever down

why even live

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well at least you're a junkie, right?

I`m german and don't inspect my shit after taking a dump

>"I have been completely JEWED"
>memeflag
Checks out.

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a junkie? nah I turned vegetarian

A-user, why are you questioning people's flags ? Are you trying to mock them ? Why are you flaggeracist ?

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>ID 1 post
>Catalan flag
>Jewed

This is a NPC thread
Sage

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That picture is the most reddit thing I have seen this fucking week

>bad English
>fake transparent background
>le NPC meme

Fuck off

Wow! You lost a vital survival skill like forgetting how to speak your mother tongue. How will you get the people in your country to understand you now? Will you be forced to leave your country again?

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MEGA RARE! Never seen Greenland here before. Hope you don't mind if I screencap you. I see North Korea more often

Good the second one

I was wrong

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Based

>tfw the white man gasses everyone but you but you tryna play a team game

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Some enthusiast still manage to build resources for this. It's a pity he isn't dressed up in traditional 10th c. attire, but here's Kassai (probably the best known in Hungary) at his training track.
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didn't like that show desu
great soundtrack though

Sauce

Devilman Crybaby, it was released on Netflix few months ago, it's very good imo.

inb4 some kid rides horse through school shooting classmates with arrows and has this banned

I’m English and I haven’t got a license.

One question Mr Iforgotmylanguage:
Why are always the Catalans the only ones in Jow Forums who point out the "bad english" in other posts?
Is it becuase you feel superior? Or is it becuase any inferiority complex?

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Why would you need a bow for self-defense? Only the police should have bows.
Ban high-capacity assault quivers!

shit happens senpai , i can barely speak russian when i go over to visit my grandma and have to look up words on the phone all the time. you get used to it and relearn everything .

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I can’t speak Ebonics. :-(

It's okay I'm actually Scottish and I've still never wore a kilt

>without a homeland
>Catalonia meme flag

Lmao

Com pot ser que oblidis la teva llengua en només una dècada vivint fora?

Xarnego spotted.

shit happens. i fumble every time i come back and try to speak gook

hey Isaac

El ridícul és històric, històric.

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It was your fucking fault, faggot. You had the choice to retain your linguistic ability of origin and you chose not to do it. How the fuck are the ''Jews'' to blame?

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BOTIFARRA

LOL I knew it. The inferiority complexes of Manolos living in Catalonia are cringy as fuck.

Where do you see inferiority complex?

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Jo què sé, tio xdxd

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catalonia is not a country you mongrel

Imaging going on Jow Forums to say shit about low iq, poor, uneducated and criminal shitskin gibmigrants and then realising that you, in Catalonia, are exactly the same.
Man I'd hate myself so much if I was you.

Tranquil que si et quedes a viure aquí a partir d'ara recuperaràs la fluidesa ràpidament, però intenta moure't per entorna catalanoparlants.

Please don't take into account the pic before, this is the updated

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Eso, tranquil

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Yeah but what's the difference between you and Mohammed other than your family came here a few decades earlier than his?

Yea well I have not even had a morning burger yet. So my culture feels raped.

Only Mohamed is welcomed here

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You keep being evasive without answering. And then you deny inferiority complexes...

Ok, what is the question?

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The question is that you are a nigger

Fuck tourism economy, faggot, it only brings shit tier jobs, go be a bartender somewhere else, faggot.

Maybe your superior genes can explain our differences

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Ok bring refugees instead

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I didn't say that, FAGGOT.

That was fuckin based

What's the difference between you and a moor in Catalonia?

Lol Colau the mayor voted by Manolos, who won in the same neighbourhoods where then won C's. Fucking leeching Manolos.

Explain

I'm finnish I don't drink.

You're in culturebshock. Like you said, you've been out of your own country for ten years. Give it some time. Speak with your family. Pick up some words. Vocabulary and grammar should return naturally to you within a month or two.
This is just what happens when you live in a linguistically fractured continent. At least be glad you know two or three languages.

No big difference between spanish regions

It's alright, pal. Hell, I'm American and I'm white.

Tourism is a form of income, in europe employ 10% of the workforce, you lazy cunt

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>poor spic is upset the less poor spics want their own country
really made me think

Real Spanish man is Catalan... I guess you're not a real man anymore.

DELET

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tourism get you an underpaid and overworked job from monday to saturday fuck that shit
PLUS tourism is not granted, one year tourist might decide your city isn't cool anymore and BOOM you have your city submerged in a deep crisis, tourism is a rat trap, even if there is tourism you loose, since the fuckers will increase the cost of life and saturate the housing market and make it skyrocket on the prices
with tourism you loose

Answered here:
And here:
Niggers and moors are imported to create the new republik of MemeCatalanistan

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R1b3f is 25% and the rest of spain barely has 5%.

"no"

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Kek

North Portugal and basc country 10%...
And the others? Not big difference

I spent nearly 12 years speaking French daily.
It's not my native language, but I lived in France and spoke it just fine.
This was 35 years ago, so English was not as common as it is now.
I lived, went to school, studied, in French.
I cannot speak any French now.
>But it will come back with exposure.
I was in France for a month a while back, other than reading a menu, it did not come back.

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Catalonia is similar to Castilla la mancha

Best way to get it back is to tell your family you'd only like to speak it when at home. Listen to it on the radio in the background while you drive or lay about the house. Force yourself to relearn by miring yourself in it.

I also had this problem with my family's language and it pissed me off to no end that I couldn't speak it properly.

I mean you can't deny there is a catalan phenotype clearly different from the castilian one, same with basques, and catalonia is 50% castilian/andalusian and mixed.

Fucking RARE! Norsk eller dansk?