Brit/pol/: Kebab Balls Edition

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>May’s dinner dates to make Brexit palatable
express.co.uk/news/politics/1014972/Brexit-Theresa-May-100-Eurosceptic-Conservative-MPs

>Scout leader expelled for comparing Muslim colleague to Star Wars Darth Vadar wins £1,500 payout
thesun.co.uk/news/7212249/scout-leader-brian-walker-niqab-muslim-face-veil/

>Girl, 19 and man, 22, fighting for life after ‘MDMA overdose’ at festival
metro.co.uk/2018/09/09/girl-19-and-man-22-fighting-for-life-after-mdma-overdose-at-festival-7927529/

> Wealthy British couple harvested the SPERM of their dead son, 26, to create a 'designer grandson'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6147071/Wealthy-British-couple-harvested-SPERM-dead-son-26-create-designer-grandson.html

>Chuka Umunna accuses Corbyn of driving centrists from Labour
channel4.com/news/chuka-umunna-accuses-corbyn-of-driving-centrists-from-labour

>Mike Bloomberg’s Climate Change roadtrip
newstatesman.com/world/north-america/2018/09/mike-bloomberg-s-climate-change-roadtrip

>No-deal Brexit could lead to 'real possibility' of the military on the streets, leaked police document says
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/no-deal-brexit-military-police-leaked-document-a8529401.html

>Boris Johnson compares Chequers deal to 'suicide vest'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45462900

>Scotland could be 'world leader' in precision medicine, says FM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45461477

>Home ownership 'out of reach' warning in Wales
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45461174

>PSNI chief warning over post Brexit threat
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45461120

>Teenagers charged with Nottingham murder of Esrom Ghide
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45462931

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rt.com/news/437953-idlib-syria-attack-terrorists/
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vice.com/en_uk/article/a3q5kk/i-destroyed-my-insides-with-that-viral-5000-calorie-munchy-box
uk.businessinsider.com/european-countries-most-economically-at-risk-from-a-hard-brexit-2018-1
theguardian.com/business/2018/jul/19/no-deal-brexit-would-harm-all-european-countries-warns-imf
theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/09/chuka-umunna-labour-is-institutionally-racist
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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45463936
>The two suspects in the Salisbury nerve agent attack will be caught and prosecuted if they ever step out of Russia, the home secretary has warned.
This seems like a bit of an impotent response given how much chatter there's been around the situation. I kind of expected something bigger, but I don't really know what.

remove kebab

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5th for kent

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>Abkhazia PM dies in presidential convoy car accident on return from official Syria visit (VIDEO)
rt.com/news/437974-abkhazia-pm-dies-car-crash/

>Moldovan president rushed to hospital after car crash (VIDEO)
rt.com/news/437996-moldova-president-injured-car-crash/

Big moves.

It's not a good day for Black Sea leaders, is it?

>Terrorists & White Helmets met in Idlib to prep for final stage false flag chem attack – Russian MoD
rt.com/news/437953-idlib-syria-attack-terrorists/

Looks like I win.

Sweden is about to get blackpilled but I don't want them too

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Any fascists willing to answer a couple questions i have? My thread got deleted of his and when i posted it but not on a general no one replied

I've really kicked the ball into the back of your net, haven't I?

It would seem that the answer is no.

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Christ almighty what's even going on with these threads?

Nobody really knows anymore.

saved and based and redpilled

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Goalposting is getting out of hand

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I am the most intelligent poster in this thread.

anyone been paying attention to this new Atlantis stuff ?

pic kinda related

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Russia preparing to pit humpty dumpty back together again.

Everyone look on his works and despair

*put, even

Peter Hitchens is the most intelligent poster in this thread.

Car shows are the last stand of implicit white idenity

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Oh fuck, I genuinely want that t-shirt

Something is going on behind the scenes. Remember, that Ukrainian rebel leader was recently blown up as well. Someone is taking out pro-Russian assets.

Holy shit lmao.

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Do you think it was Russia?

>A fucking circle

Souf F.C carcass in alley this morning, Stella glass on bashed head. Footie lads are afraid of me. I have seen their true face. The stands are extended gutters and the gutters are full of kebab and when the kebab finally flows over, all the lads will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Carling and sausage rolls will foam up about their waists and all the Deanos and Footie lads will look up and shout "Is the football coming back on?"... and I'll whisper "no."

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>Something is going on behind the scenes.
You're not kidding.

It’s very possible. I’m not a fan of the ‘big bad Russia’ narrative but they’ll do whatever it takes to keep their position in the world and fair play.

It’s clear Putin wants to expand Russia to it’s former borders, he succeeded with Crimea and he’s pretty much brought Eastern Ukraine back into the fold.

That's like being the most intelligent goat in Birmingham. You're still going to get fucked and eaten.

Not Afghanistan though

>bbc
>swedish

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My best guess is that covert black ops are underway to persuade Russia to stop the upcoming Idlib offensive.

They're all pro-Russians and killing them would not be in the best interests of Russia to put it mildly.

Watch very closely this coming fortnight.

It's a lot more serious than that.

>> Wealthy British couple harvested the SPERM of their dead son, 26, to create a 'designer grandson'

Rich wealth chads have sons beyond the grave while I'm a kissless virgin for life.
Sad state of affairs.

Afghan was never part of the Russian Empire and the Soviets weren’t wanting to annex it, just keep the Commies in control there.

I kind of admire the sheer brass neck of the media desu, they think they can keep getting away with it

march on sweden when ?

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Uh oh.

They’re pro-Russian? Interesting.

Well in that case I’m guessing ZOG is tryng to punish them for scuppering old Hillary’s campaign. Didn’t you know it was her turn?

What is "The Great Game"?

Yeah, it still was never part of the Russian Empire.

If you didn't know that then your guesses are meaningless and you should stop blindly speculating.

Eddie.

Daily reminder Britain won't have any deal from Brexit, better cancel it now before it's too late. The referendum has no legal binding and Britain is parliament supremarcy, just a majority vote can solve the whole issue.
The rest of the world won't trade with UK either - it has nothing to offer but bad teeth Brits and their hideous women.

Not through lack of trying

Simmer down, sorry I’m not an expert on Abkazian foreign relations.

>Britain won't have any deal from Brexit
Good, no deal is better than a bad deal. NZ will be glad to deal with britain if you won't, or any other country. It's very unlikely no country will do trade deals with brits, statistically near impossible.

>Must resist urge to make a football 'joke'

Listen to yourself.

peter hitchens

no deal is what we want lol

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we export double what you do ozbro

So, is Boris going to become PM?

NZ is a part of Australia, check section 6 of Australia Constitution Act.
Britain has nothing to offer therefore no trade. The industrial products are from China, Japan, US and Europe, the raw materials are from South America, Australia and China controlled Africa. Services are from US and Europe. Trading means you have something I want to buy, Britain has nothing to offer.

No. He got booed at the cricket yesterday.

I think people are just bored of the daft cunt.

You've been a US colony since the second world war.

If he was ever going to do it, it would've had to be after the referendum when he could still make the pretence to being the champion of the silent majority, but he bottled it in his shock at actually getting the Leave majority he didn't want

Eddie.

Why the fuck don't you just say what you fucking want instead of calling my fucking name constantly

What would you have done if you where prime minister in the lead up to WW2 instead of Chamberlain?

I would have the policy of armed nuetrality and try to develop nukes before the yanks so neither America , Germany or the Soviets could touch us

WW2 was far too late

You have a bee in your bonnet.

shutup you mong
allied with germany, obviously

Show me an example of a 'bugman'

Brainlet

>WW2 was far too late

no, you are a fucking idiot and everyone should ignore you from now on.

twitter.com/PeterHarley20/status/1038795855229272064

I don't agree with his policy in regards to Eastern Europe so no
I would cooperate with getting rid of the Jews though

Britain was already in imperial decline
The US had broken isolation and created it's military complex
British institution of church and state was already irreparably damaged

Are you new here?

Enoch and Oswald should have teamed up.

I'm trying to imagine their Ireland.

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They were almost polar opposites economically and didn't share much overlap anywhere else, so it would never have happened.

Lads fuck off. Brexfugees not welcome.

>Five-fold increase in UK nationals becoming Irish citizens
irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/five-fold-increase-in-uk-nationals-becoming-irish-citizens-1.3623257

Can you draw them eating Pot Noodles please.

you're going to be the country most damaged by Brexit.

That's the joke

How is that going to work? They don't even know their real names.

wot ye havin ye gora bastid?

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Second most, after you.

This is absolute fucking gold

so long as we dont elect corbyn, brexit will be an economic boom.
ireland should leverage being the only native english speaking eu nation.
ultimately, brexit will be a beacon for european nations and there's no way the eu survives without england.

Should be added to the OP:

>vice.com/en_uk/article/a3q5kk/i-destroyed-my-insides-with-that-viral-5000-calorie-munchy-box

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I've actually got an idea for that, pay me first

>just a majority vote can solve the whole issue
If by "solve the whole issue" you mean delegitimise the political establishment in the eyes of half the nation and spark riots and civil disobedience then I suppose you're right

>This chart shows the European countries most economically at risk from a hard Brexit
uk.businessinsider.com/european-countries-most-economically-at-risk-from-a-hard-brexit-2018-1

>No-deal Brexit would harm EU countries as well as UK, warns IMF
theguardian.com/business/2018/jul/19/no-deal-brexit-would-harm-all-european-countries-warns-imf

>ultimately, brexit will be a beacon for european nations and there's no way the eu survives without england.

Lol you're 12% of the EU population at 15% of the EU's GDP. It's a shame to lose you but we can live without you.

I can't.

theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/09/chuka-umunna-labour-is-institutionally-racist

Kek.

This is just people with an Irish grandfather getting a second passport as insurance, you'll never see them. My friend swans around the world with an Irish passport, I doubt he's spent a month there in his life.

I think you know.

And don't be sending me fucking Diet Irn Bru this time. I want the real deal.

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is that the golden one with the riot shield

>(((economists)))
>(((projections)))
it's bollocks.
brexit will destroy our own protectionist/inefficient sectors and get cheaper goods/services from the rest of the world.

the eu needs protectionism because the south are a bunch of lazy fuckers. we don't. we only joined because the eu stops the left from nationalising everything.

it's not about whether we're out or not. it's whether we direct our economy to damaging the eu.

>spark riots and civil disobedience then I suppose you're right
You have way more faith in the public than I do

It's a less obvious word for nu-male as far as i know