Why do all nu-males do this?

Bugmen thread? Let's do this.

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because girls love it. yall are just jelly of how much pussy I get when I open my mouth

fear grimace

ikr

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It's a millennial thing

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>Darnell Brown
This whole world is one true meme

At least they're white couples.

Assuming those aren't relatives. Or gay...

The getting robbed on gunpoint face

I had a friend from High School who looked like a nu male ever since I knew him
Tech geek with glasses, beard and super liberal views. I hasn't seen him in years and found him on facebook recently. Literally every picture his mouth is open like that. Amazing.

they do it to force you to make another meaningless shitty thread about social media facial expressions on the frog containment board

I honestly, think that decades of anti-jock, anti-fratboy, anti-chad propaganda is at fault for this. They all watched too many movies where the quiet, introspective geeky guy finally gets the attention from the beautiful woman when she realizes that jocks and chads aren't 'the good men'. So they're all mimicking that, hoping to ride on the coattails of years of conditioning. Both young men and young women are victims/targets of this brainwashing.

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Dude, screencap some stuff and post it here. I collect bugmen.

lol...just lol

That's a brilliant analysis, user.

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The non-threatening, submissive "fear grimace" in primates. They are terrified of their so-called "toxic masculinity", so they submit and degrade themselves, but since they subconsciously still want to appear as a male despite having shed all according personality traits, they cultivate these "cukk beards".
It's quite sad, actually, but no psychologist would want to dive into this horrible cesspool and expose the faggotry and brainwashing that happens in media and education that fuels this self-destructive behavior that more and more often ends in suicide.

becuase they dont know how to smile
so they gasp with excitement

also poorly oxygenated blood becuase of diet and lack of exercise
it kinda like an entusiastic yawn.

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Same hahahaha . As soon as i Saw the photo i told My Friend to delete that shit

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Thanks user, I work with dozens of bugmen, so I have noticed a ton of patterns over the years. Working in software in a large city will expose you to levels of nu-male that you never thought possible.

There's two main types that I work with. The first is the standard bugman. Small or frail in some way. Nasal voice, patchy facial hair, weak, feminine hands and wrists, and 'quirky' style that often has something to do with geek shit or video games, etc, etc.

But then there's the fat guy type who thinks he's a "big guy". He thinks he's got the masculine appearance down, and thinks in another life he'd be swinging an axe or warhammer because of his natural size and stature. He grows the beard so he doesn't seem too fat, or so he comes across as that big 'lumberjack' looking guy. Also, without a beard, he just looks like an out of shape baby man. But he'll pretend to give a shit about woodworking, or home brewing his own craft beers, or smoking meats, which he does once per year just to feel like a man. But mostly he just plays video games and obsesses over Marvel movies, just like the rest of the guys.

There are other subsets of the bugman and soiboi, but those are the two I see the most.

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testing..

Bugman
Basedfag
Basedqueer
Onions
Basedonion
Basedboy

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1. look at picture of bugman
2. use your imagination to genderswap him into a female
3. look again
you'll notice the smile is the only part that didn't change

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soi

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I used to pose like that unironically way before basedboy was a thing.
Now I have to consciously not open my mouth.

So many of these dudes just let women walk all over them too. They want to be seen as that guy who never grew up.
>I'm adulting all day, so when I get home I just want to do all the stuff I wanted to do as a kid but never had the time or money to do!
And so they let the woman play the responsible role, and they think it's cute or quirky to have to be dragged into doing adult things. Some women like this because they get to roll their eyes at their man being 'just a big kid', and they get to feel superior to the man in their life. It's all just this cycle of cucked behavior that spins out of control, particularly in American cities.

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Fuck that antifa chick, she’s probably standing there thinking she’s so fucking cool and badass but in reality she’s just a larping cunt

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This is exactly it. It's easier to be a soiboi loser than taking responsibility and being a man, but who would want to be a toxic man anyway gross

look happy?

They both have a gf which Jow Forums doesn't have

It's also a byproduct of that 'dad joke' archetype. Where dads feel like they're being a good dad if they make a fool of themselves in front of their kids. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

Being a real man is too scary for kids, so you have to play the role of the big softy. The dad who's "not afraid" to throw on a tutu and have a tea party with his daughter. The dad who plays pretend star wars with his son, but goes way overboard and 'geeks out' while his wife snaps pics for facebook so everyone can see how he's still just this big kid... that kind of dad.

Anyway, father is no longer a respected, sacred role. You're no longer supposed to be a stoic pillar of strength for your family. You're supposed to be the court jester that all the kids laugh at and don't take seriously. That way you can never be accused of being 'abusive'.

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Nothing wrong with dad jokes they are an important part of our society. They just take the non threatening habits into the rest of their lives. You can be soft with your kids, not in public or at work

stoic pillar of strength

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You're right. It's the 'dad joke' archetype taken to the Nth degree that's the problem. It's one thing to be soft with your kids. It's another thing to ONLY be soft. There's something charming and nice about a dad showing he has a soft spot for his kids, but he needs to also have a serious side. Kids are growing up with a dad that has no serious side, and all he does is milk the 'soft side' for all it's social points. Playing video games and *sneaking* moments to himself from his wife, and getting caught and browbeat by the serious mom. See the point I'm trying to get at?

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Bugmen can't compete with Chad on masculine attributes, so they abandon them and deride them as toxic. That's why they grow the beard. They're overcompensating. Beards are masculine at (no pun intended) face value and are one of the very few things that they actually can do because it requires no effort. They probably also have a deep seeded subconscious belief that acting like a quirky nerd will eventually attract a suitable mate. It's basically they only thing they can do. They will never be as physically fit as Chad. They'll never have his looks or his confidence.

Eventually they will find a mate, but she won't be the prom queen or anything special. Single women lower their standards dramatically when they hit 30. They'll take whatever they can get at that point because most of them have at least a few defects that have prevented Chad from making them their wives. Some of them are divorced, and that's how you end up with the 'my wife's son' situations, but the point still remains. Desperate women over 30 are the basedboy's bread and butter.

Ive tried to figure it out. Best I can cone up with is, they are imitating an excited child, they are heavily feminized/emasculated and have been conditioned to default to a childlike innocence in search of "fun". Non-threatening.

Theres another element tho, which is cynicism. "Woohoo look at us having so much fun (NOT! LOL!)" Bc millenial beta males have been taught to be blase about absolutely everything (as well as cynically libtarded but moderate--only like nazis would care about politics and society for real)

They put on a mask of exaggerated happiness/excitement to hide their crippling depression.

Can confirm 100%

its to show off his lulzy personality to those two cunts. hopefully they will want to bang him now.

Nailed it. Lots of good insights itt, bump

not often enough

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Why do women always put their heads together when taking a photo

holy shit, check that vertically overgrown maxilla on that fugly bitch on the left

Disgusting, get a Le Fort I already

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all of the dad's now are literally the 30 year old boomer meme.
they never grew up
but now they have a couple of dumb kids
they were raised on tv and movies
they have never known anything else
so they are the big kid who never grew up
they have to appear cute on facebook
they have to appear normal
they have to do all sorts of shit that a man doesnt want to do
they are cucked into a submissive fatboy with a beard
their wife becomes fat
the pussy not so good anymore
their only respite in craft beers and becoming nostalgic for the late 1980s
they are the first generation raised on video games

THE FEAR GRIMACE

Also, they know they are ugly, so they make funny faces on pictures to have an excuse for looking ugly.

Why does he assume that anyone will give a shit?

it's because of the massive amount of estrogen
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the beardboy grimace is awy to show how cute and non-threatening they are
they play games from the 1980s with their little dumb kids
they are constantly in awe of the past
they cannot accept the present so they fetishize the 1980s
the beard is the mark of the cuck
their life is a mess
they have to appear interesting to their Facebook "friends"
"friends" they havent seen since high school

The onions grin

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>literally my wifes black son
what the absolute fuck pol.you really need to stop it with the memes

Advertising their dick sucking mouth to all the bulls. In an ideal world we would make a deal with the blacks and let them have the cucks as sex slaves as long as they promised to not let them free.

>receive latest Nintendo product from used-up Stacy husk to pose with
>disengage chinless jaw
>stare soullessly
>gawp whole entire mouth open into an inorganic porthole of tortured faux-glee
>hyper-conditional approval of humorless cunt peers is (insincerely) maintained by virtue of not being a big scary macho man
>actually contemplating suicide 24-7

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It's funny how toxic masculinity is just another word for having self respect as a man. Of course these no self esteem having dough boys are against it.

>I read the bottom pic as cuck wedding

they have no fixed opinions
they have no beliefs at all
in fact, it is impossible to understand what they believe.
the never state their political beliefs
because they are liberal and profess no beliefs in anything
they are spineless cowards
raised on video games
their life a pathetic excuse of an existence
their children will be the most disgusting cancer on this earth

>mfw have to shave regularly because beards are no longer a sign of masculinity thanks to these cucks

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I don't think they want to do this. I think there women have trained them to do this. I didn't smile and still don't like to but my wife would get pissy with me. So I was trained/learned to smile like this for my wife. It makes life easier anons. Smile for your women.

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>They all watched too many movies where the quiet, introspective geeky guy finally gets the attention from the beautiful woman
There are movies like this? As above so Below is the reason I don't watch Hollywood shit anymore

Jocks, chads, and fratboys are all kinds of bugmen, to be honest. Instead of refusing to grow up and instead playing video games, though, the fratboys just refuse to grow up and instead get their dopamine from drugs and casual sex. On the surface, it seems adult because children dont do those things, but the behaviour is just as childish.

Iktf, it is either symbol of metrosexuality or unkept fatty nowadays.
Do it anyways brother, shwoing off a nice jawline is far more attractive than shitty beards.

Holding your mouth wide open is not smiling lol

In case anyone doesn't know, this is the guy that kicked off the Disney Star Wars expanded universe with novels featuring a transgender protagonist.

I think it's an offshoot of that straight edge shit.

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>Desperate women over 30 are the basedboy's bread and butter.
Fixed.

It hides the fact your not really smiling.

Because he only interacts with a small bubble of people that all circlejerk about the same things.

In Alaska if you don't have a beard you'll get called a fag, beards are part of the culture here. My first season fishing on my dads boat everyone gave me shit for being clean shaved, accused me of not being able to grow a beard. Eventually i grew a beard because shaving on a boat is impossible. I've never seen my dads or grandpas face without a beard. Can't blame beards just because the lower 48 is full of pussy hipsters.

I guess that's fair, i won't give you shit because my grandma used to force me to smile and that shit is hard to so when someone is making you

What the actual fuck? I changed 'basedboy' to 'basedboy' but it posted as the oc?

They do it because they're emoting for the picture that's being taken of them for social media, it's just the newest duck face.
The real cause isn't onions or whatever, it's because social media encourages people to act stupid.

I doubt any of these soi males could handle an OG nintendo game.

Most people who watch a lot of TV or interwebs vids usually wind up poorly emulating them and acting out. It's a total monkey see, monkey do thing, very effeminate. Same thing why almost everyone has tattoos and flips middle fingers and think they are somehow edgy and hip.

Holy shit, you litterally can't post ONIONS BOY

>This is a PLAY FACE! A chimp will open their mouth wide and show their lower teeth only. Showing your top teeth can be a sign of anger.

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I hope these 4 have died somehow

>tfw shit jawline

Its masking your fat face and your dead inside personality. The eyes never lie though

Why Jow Forums?! WHY?!?!?!??
SOI
BOIS

I don't like the present so why should I accept it? I'll escape to the past until people decide to make the present better.