I am the Antichrist

Hello everyone, I am the Antichrist.
I have decided to come forward and have written down my story.
pastebin.com/fPfYaKwJ
Please read and spread this text.
Thank you.

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>mental illness: the post
get eugenesia'd

So you're Hitler? You've returned!?

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Stop roleplayng

shill
I'm not Hitler.

Hi Antichrist, what are you going to do about that Franciskus guy who stole your job?

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Not roleplaying.
Nothing, i don't do anything.

Interesting story, OP. I've enjoyed many of your previous posts on Jow Forums but I must confess your name was somewhat off-putting at first.

This is my first post on Jow Forums.

>antichrist
>German flag
checks out

There's another "Antichrist" with a trip out there then. He's quite well established, so if this is really your first post, you should ditch the name.

why would i ditch the name if i am the real one?

He was here first, that's why

Makan stop roleplaying

He is a LARPer, i am not.

He was entertaining, at least. Kinda sucks you've opted to walk in the footsteps of a "LARPer".

Nice try i thought i was Jesus but then i realized i was crazy. I am actually Satan . the pope is the anti christ , anti christ is everyone against Christ

shill

I promise you that if you read the text you will come to the conclusion that im the real one.

>g*rman is the antichrist
Makes sense

German on Paper. Azerbaijani born in Iran.

i read some of your text i have been hospitalized for psychotics 4 times . In one i could actually control the cops to let me go until i commanded them wrongfully

i figured in a state of mind i could command other demons , that trick did not work anymore once i was hospitalized

for a decade i believed i was Jesus but i am just a demon

See you on the battlefield fake me.
t. Kalki

Sorry dude, Antichrist job is already taken. If you want the job, you're going to have to ask Obama politely to hand it over to you.

You're the shittiest antichrist ever. Even Varg is more menacing

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I am the real one.
I agree. I am a failure.

you arent the 2nd coming BUT you are definately a sleeper. a mind traveler. a star seed. there are more of us.

are you a vegetarian?

No, i love meat.

Ray Mabus is the antichrist you faggot, he’s a career politician, a member of the Democrats and Secreatry of the US Navy from 2009-17.

Dude its just demons humans are the npcs .

hey buddy, God wins

Maybe, but you wish you were me...
Who wants to be something with anti in it?
Anti-Based faggot.

Plot twist Satan wins

I dont want to be the Antichrist, but i am it.

>pastebin.com/fPfYaKwJ
lel you roleplaying faggot, the antichrist won't call himself the antichrist

I think there is also something where to awaken ur powers you have to go through basically torture. and if you have it in you, your manifest it as a defense mechanism. remember in dune where he had to stick his hand in the box to hurt him?

Why are all Krauts so fucking weird? Between shit like this and scat porn, I'm almost glad you're being replaced.

not to worry that task is upon me .

the prophecies are not valid anymore.
correct

It's pretty simple.
All you have to do to be the Anti-Christ is to be Anti-Christ.
I went through that phase too, when I was much younger.
It gives you sense of importance when your EGO is being destroyed by a lack of significance in your current situation.
There's a simple solution though, get a job.

you sound like a egotistical edge lord. Please neck yourself, thank you.
P.S your not enlighted, your mentally ill.

QuasiLuminous is the true antichrist. Either you spill your boold over intent BLOOD OVER INTENT or you will never enter heaven unless you drink of the living waters. Put your name beside mine in blood and you will enter the kingdom of heaven when we bring it down to earth.

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I bless you in your efforts! Spring to action my Son!

If i cared enough to dox you I would report you to mutti's thought police. Your story is gay and self indulgent. You're a self centered junkie and I sincerely hope you overdose soon

I've read your blog, I'm not sure if it rightly belongs on /x/ or Jow Forums?

i hope i get a better score this time around

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If only you provided proofs that you are not larper

mutti already knows me, yes i am a junkie and generally an unpleasant person. i dont take anything on which i could overdose.
there are no proofs
just read and spread the link

such a dubious panda

>read my story about me smoking weed and going insane
>i am the antichrist
go back to /x/ nigger

Soon , next year i am turning 40 if it does not happen by then the torch is for someone else . being the anti christ is tiresome ... youre always plotting and planning

So...

You're saying that you do not Worship Yeshua ha-Mashiach our LORD and SAVIOR. What are you? A fucking P A G A N?!!!

JUST KYS YOU DISGUSTING FAT NECKBEARD!!!! I BET YOU DO NOT EVEN REALLY BELIEVE IN WODIN OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT!!!


I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU LARPAGAN ABOMINATION, YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO DIVIDE EUROPEANS AND IMPEDE HIS HOLYNESS POPE FRANCIS' PLAN TO FREE EUROPE FROM ATHEISM!

A CHRIST-BELIEVING BLACKMAN IS INFINETELY MORE EUROPEAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. PERIOD.

The anti Christ wouldn't drop them capitalizations on the I's. They also wouldn't have the grammar of the niggers I tutor

I've read most of it, it was an interesting read till you start going on about how everything is about you, you lost me at that point.
Extraordinary claims need extraordinary proofs.
It is true that most modern pop culture has a background of esoteric memes, we all notice that and is weird as fuck, but that doesn't mean that you are jim carrey on truman's show, neo on matrix or whatever.
It is also possible that the visions you get while on DMT are actually a real thing, just not from our 3d reality. Never took DMT, I do however give credibility to the experiences of people like Terence McKenna. That doesn't mind that schizophrenia doesn't exist.
Come back when you survive a lightning, or you demonstrate your mind reading abilities.
Here's a list of prizes for evidence of the paranormal, claim them.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prizes_for_evidence_of_the_paranormal

>antichrist
>german
seems fitting, please ruin europe for the 7th time.

Don't care for grammar

>seems fitting, please ruin europe for the 7th time

> without luther there would not even be america

can't demonstrate any abilities since i have lost my powers
there will be no happening. eternal kali yuga/3D

Because there is literally millions of anti christs and you are a nobody larping like a luciferian elite with billions. Sorry kraut you are just another loser damned to die an anti climax event.

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Lol there are no powers , the only powers are from the holy ghost , you can command other demons if you are higher in rank then them, but no fire ball comming out of your ass

> I am the antichrist
>half of my family is autistic while the other half is gay
>they told me I should be president or an astronaut lol

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Idiots and shills. I dont know what i expected.

Let me ask you tho. Why are you telling pol? What is so special about this place that you would announce urself?

Who is the bigger fool? the fool or the fool who follows him

hello antichrist this might be of interest to you youtube.com/watch?v=Z5gYAIv_NfM

lots of traffic. i want to reach as many people as possible.

Lets see how a literal mentally retarded person or a troll trying to pass as one react tot eh truth
HERE IS WHAT THE ANTICHRIST IS:

Unlike internet atheists say normal religions are not so good at shaping society because they have dogmas and aren't open ended enought, imagine you think there are alot of "useless eaters" and you want to reduce the population, well some real normal religion god could say all sorts of things about procreation, but what if things get out of hand and population drops to a unsustentable level, how do you say god teachings are wrong?

The elites found/think that normal religions are an stone at their plans, it make harder to them archieve their goals.

They also discovered throught research that almost no one is really atheist and humans need religions.

You can see researches made by people outside conspiracy theory and the elites that reached the same conclusion.

The idea is then to (instead of trying to make everyone an atheist) to create a fake religion that people will follow, an open ended one that the definions and ideas can be changed to fit whateaver they want.

This new religion will be a mix of all religions with some changes to make easier to people accept, it will basically be "all religions were made by people seeing the same deity and getting some stuff wrong, here is what each religion got right and the extra stuff."
This will be made (is already being made) by changing words of the bible while translating it. Some hardcore christians that knows nothing about conspiracy theory but know their bibles already complained about it, so you know this is real deal.

Other stuff will be fake historical findings made try fake history.

The anti-christ is this new religion or the god of this new religion.

If you want to read more about it read new order of barbarians text, its free and at internet, it show alot of their plans not only what will be (or was since the time the book was writen) made, why it will be made and how.

>If you want to read more about it read new order of barbarians text, its free and at internet, it show alot of their plans not only what will be (or was since the time the book was writen) made, why it will be made and how.

Someone from planned parenthood - the world (now called guttsmacher institute) related to the elites (hardcore atheists not jewesh religion like the buillshit you see here, ford someone from the elite was even anti-semite) told what would happen, why and how, to make easier to people at the meeting to aceppt what would happen, a guy that was there remembered what he said and wrote the text at late 80s after seeing alot of the stuff said there becomming real.
They can predict stuff so far at the future because they work using creeping incrementalism usually explained by boiling frog analogy, so some plan is completed decades later after it is planned, some plans also require others plans to be completed first this make those things take even more time to fully happen.

You can see rockfeller hands (as you can see by the new order of barbarian text is involved at this mess) at interfaith organizations, to bring "harmony between religions".

i have seen this. spot on.

Well, I read your story. I believe that you believe yourself. Lots of interesting stuff.

Here is my advice
Focus only on your physical self improvement.
Eat healty, increase your confidence.
Get a job if you don't have one already.
And get to the point where you are radiating unbridled optimism.
So much to the point where you have no doubt and no fear.

And then you will make Satan your bitch. You will cast Satan into the lower dimensional hell hole that he created.

With every weight lifted. With every exhaustion you suffer. With every step you take walk in full, stern confidence that YOU are the one that WILL bring Satan to his knees.

That's my advice to you from a position of support. If you believe yourself, then you have to fulfill this destiny. Nothing else matters.

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>the state of the politically incorrect board

haha very cute cattle
check these digits
you"ll see me soon

did i you say OP confirmed LARPER and FAGGOT ?? you can proof nothing and know nothing, good job faggot :)

you might like this too, a lecture about kundalini youtube.com/watch?v=4CqxxIKiNII

idiot or shill, not sure

proof or faggot
oh wait, you are a larper
gtfo

the text is proof enough if you are not mentally retarded

RAY MABUS IS THE ANTI-CHRIST

>88
>not Hitler
really makes me think

This. He will run for office and win as a dem in 2024. screencap this

haha sure
you are a poor and disgusting creature, thats all, no anti-christ
have a nice day :)

I am poor and disgusting. You are a shill.

i got 30 seconds into your story and realized you're just a faggot NPC incel. Nothing remotely interesting about you

The antichrist... a German Jew. Well, no surprises there. Have you made Aliyah yet? Your Scheissvolk are waiting.

What are you going to do next?

Seems like all you're doing is soaking up (you)s and wallowing in self-pity.

DO SOMETHING FUCKFACE.

"doing stuff" is not my job/function
i am just informing you that i have FAILED and there will be no happening

This , hurry up nigger

>says he is the anti christ
>shitpost on Jow Forums
>no end times
>prophet

>i am just informing you that i have FAILED and there will be no happening

How can you fail if God is omniscience?

Antichrist or Kalki? make up your mind

im not an incel, maybe a vocel. just dont care for sex
same thing, you dont seem to understand. antichrist is the human counterpart to the second coming. kalki is the human avatar/incarnation.

You're not a failure.

But you do have to pick yourself up and try again.

Or don't

I'll take your place, join me

i will try again. You cant take my place, it is tied to genetics

Ok good try again, I wish you best.

I know I was joking,

If you end up becoming king of a Nation or something how about you throw your boy here a bone and get me a lambo

guess im a bigger traitor than jesus to you now, shlomo

bump

>LARPing fag gonna larp
>gets called out
>n-no

OP Sucks dick

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Jared Kushner?

fucking hell Charles Dickens, that's a lot of text

FPBP

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shill's gonna shill
get gassed
nope
i know it's a lot of text and is poorly written, but i promise you it is the thruth and worth the read