DAILY REMINDER THAT SWEDEN LITERALLY CONQUERED MORE THAN HALF OF EUROPE AND ONE THIS ELECTION IS OVER WE WILL DO SO...

Lmao you didn't come close to taking Holland

SEGER

Imagine actually believing this garbage

That doesn't look like more than half though.

Based Dutch bro

>visigoths and ostrogoths
>swedish
embarrassing even for a shitpost on a sub 20 iq board

>Visigothic kingdom
>Ostrogothic kingdom
I hate to be the one to break this to you Sven but the theory that the Goths originally came from Sweden has been pretty widely discredited amongst historians for a while now.

Wasn't one empire you idiot.
Saged.

calm down faggot, you may be relevant but you're still shit. You act so superior in front of others yet you've got nigger-tier culture

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Swedes are the best looking Euros. RISE

¨This is where the Goths came from you idiots

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrogoths

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Kek you barely passed through Romania and one of your princes got killed by highwaymen or something

What? Friesland (not Friseland) is ethnically Dutch or their own separate ethnicity at best. They've never been Swedish.

Romania was conquered

No one cares

*blocks your path*

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Good luck.

>the flacid dick empira
lol

>the flacid dick empire

Normands were Danish.

Actually Sweden is rightful German clay

we conquered you

Prussians were danish / swedes

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>taken by Swedes
how delusional and illiterate are you?
The southern lands were taken over by north germanic people, this was before the concept of Sweden, while places like Kiev/Rus and England were taken over by Vikings, ala simply North Germanic people. norse whatever.
The division between the Scandinavian people came around 1000 or so.
The only plot of lands that Swedes were able to conquer include only Finland, Blatic region, Scania, Norway and some nothern parts of German iirc

To be fair, Sweden had a badass military tradition, but I don't see you cunts anywhere near the top: whatever happens in your ballot boxes is irrelevant because the krauts will destroy Europe if they can't have it; If fact they already did.

>Paleo Europeans

You descend from shit-skin immigrant anatolian agriculturalists who got bleached by the climate just like everyone else and the fact that you speak an indo-european language shows you got cucked by Yamna Steppe-niggers as well.

-Title already modified to "Swedes" because the original map was retarded enough to say "Vikings"
-Map still contains Danish "conquest" and now suddenly talks about nordic people instead of Swedes
-Takes credit for Gothic and Vandal conquests eventhough the traditional association of these peoples with southern scandinavia on account of name-similarity with certain geographic locations such as Gotland has been questioned and even if correct, presumes that these tribes could still be considered Swedish after living in central Europe for centuries and absorbing a shit-ton of other peoples throughout their travels
->Normans
Here's a rule of thumb: if you abandon your mother-tongue and start speaking french you aren't exactly swedish anymore now are you?
->Oldenburg
The ruler of Oldenburg died and the next-of-kin happened to be the King of Denmark. If this counts as conquest then Germany can claim to have conquered most of Europe and a good chunk of the planet based on what the Houses of Habsburg, Hannover and Coburg once ruled alone.

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That theory has been questioned in recent times alongside a bunch of the traditional narative concerning the migration-period, to the point that it's not even certain the the Goths in central europe described by Tacitus are the same people who called themselves Goths which started invading Rome several centuries later and even if they have long-lost ancestry somewhere in southern Skandinavia, still claiming them to be Swedes after centuries of settlement in central europe before moving to the blac sea and undoutedly absorbing a shit-ton of other peoples throughout their travels is fucking retarded.

>Any of Britain taken by Swedes

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>implying

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my body is ready

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