>THE YANK
>CANT TAKE
>THE BANT
But why do Britons drink so much? and why is our rampant alcohol drinking for fun and not due to self pitty and depression?
>THE YANK
>CANT TAKE
>THE BANT
But why do Britons drink so much? and why is our rampant alcohol drinking for fun and not due to self pitty and depression?
Isn't your entire enlisted ranks of the RN just soccer hooligans and Chavs who were given the choice of prison or military by a transvestite judge?
We don't have the option to enlist by the court. And no the navy isn't like it was 40 years ago. You actually need to be smart. Their jobs aren't manual shit like cleaning the deck or manning them huge guns.
Their dealing with millions of pounds worth of military technology.
>"Advanced" Navy
>Can't into CATOBAR
>Fires Trident D5s at US mainland
Yeah...
>And no the navy isn't like it was 40 years ago. You actually need to be smart.
I liked that Wikileaks revelation I read about the absolute state of decaying bong nuclear armed submarines.
Like Canada has room to talk aboot submarine quality.
>can't talk about trannies unless you cut off your dick
I'm not saying Britain's navy is fucking Wakanda tier space age stuff but it still means you cant be a fucking retard if you want to join.
wikileaks.org
Navy is full of fuck-ups and shit for brains.
>No CATOBAR
Not this fucking retard tier argument again
How is it retarded to use a system that allows you to launch with a heavier payload and saves fuel?
>El rampa de abominacion
Crickey Matey...
The state of yanks
usatoday.com
this just proves that florida turns every man into a floridaman.
>tackled and stopped by a female mp
jesus, britbongs
yeah but she tazered them
>flagship aircraft carrier
>A FUCKING RAMP
gets me every time.
boards.Jow Forums.org/pol/thread/185098631#bottom
Florida don't take kindly to muslims doin weird shit
those british sailors are always so cute the way they're so small and in their adorable outfits
She probably didn't need it.
>millions of pounds
Sounds heavy. They must be strong.
>Their dealing with millions of pounds worth of military technology.
Damn that's heavy! How do they lift it all?
we've been arresting your sloppy drunks for hundreds of years, we don't like you island niggers
This kek
By smart he must mean 85-95iq
any historyfag will tell you that the US and Euros were on par w/r/t drinking until we had prohibition. Drinking habits here never recovered, so here, there's a very thin line between having fun and having a problem. Insult all you want, but I think it's you who have the problem. Drinking is awful for your body and mind.
This tbqh, drinks maybe once a week should be the max
the chick giving orders in the background actually is adorable:
youtube.com
3.30 meme comedian attempt to steer ship sim in bad weather, everybody dies
>How is it retarded to use a system that allows you to launch with a heavier payload and saves fuel?
I read at globalsecurity.org that planes can only launch from
>a fucking ramp
with 1/3rst the fuel and ammo of a cat launch, THUS DEFEATING THE WHOLE REASON YOU'D WANT A CARRIER IN THE FIRST PLACE. this is why we bant, mr
but yeah, arresting the young white guys on shore leave is what you should expect in a niggered-up country/city like the US/Jacksonville.
UK people are very loud and rude. Like blacks.
>Florida don't take kindly to muslims doin weird shit
Jacksonville don't take kindly to white kids having a little innocent fun. It has to protect the nigger gang-bangers doing drive-byes, selling hard drugs, and having running gun battles in the streets from the awful influence of young white servicemen having a night out...
There is no British pride anymore.
We bought our shitty submarines from the UK, so yeah, we can talk about how shit UK's subs are.
Yea, but muslims.
I’m guessing one of our dozen or so carriers are protecting your shores while your only one is off fucking around in Florida.
Wait, so a bunch of drunk vagrants are the "smart" people of shitain?
Explains a lot.
There's a sucker born every minute.
>urinating
>bants
you should be shot and de-testiclized. these aren't bants, these are "jokes" i would expect from mentally handicapped
Are most cops in burgerland wamyn now? when ever I hear stories from over there involving the police they're always wamyn.
nice D&C thread you fucking mong, you're playing into their hands
>urinating and fighting
uh is this what bongs think bants are?
in america a lot of working class are teetotal so they don't understand the culture
I thought the astute class submarines were pretty well respected?
Yeah, read the article. Public urination from a balcony onto a crowded street
>a fucking ramp
Ive been out on the piss in america a lot, they are never even slightly as fucked as i am, theyre pretty responsible.
Their state of drunk and having a good time is like us at about 6:30pm after 4 pi ts
The pissheads in our pubs would all be camping under flyovers in america not out in public
Bant
>People pissing in public and fighting
>Have to call the police
Why are Americans such pussys?
look at the state of britain today
it very much is a symptom of self pity and depression. the strange thing is that britons seem to have some kind of perverse enjoyment of depressing and pitiful behaviors.
I live in Florida and I love pissing outside.
>Urinating in public
Are brits dogs? They do this everywhere they can.
Indeed.
Masochism is a national trait.
It's why we keep voting for Conservative governments that fuck the country. It gives us something to moan about.
>But why do Britons drink so much?
In the UK the legal age to drink at home under close parental supervision is 5 .
what part of Florida was this? Did they manage to to bleach a decent part of Miami?
Shut the fuck up, circumcised mutt. Humans are speaking.
>But why do Britons drink so much?
Well
>and why is our rampant alcohol drinking for fun and not due to self pitty and depression?
You're wrong. It's mostly boredom and lack of any constructive outlet for energy, getting absolutely fucked on Friday and Saturday is something people do because they have no opportunities, nowhere to productively spend that money and just want out for a bit. When you see Brits drinking and trying to live it large there's more than a hint of desperation to it.
first the scalop war now this, when will u eternal anglos fucking stop
>Ramp