we have a huge problem in canada with hobos that will come into tim hortons and hold the restaurant for ransom. what they do is they come in and stand in the middle of the store and say "someone give me a loonie" usually everyone ignores them and that's what comes next. "give me a loonie or I'll shit my pants and stay here all day".
usually at this point someone gives the bum a loonie but a lot of times they don't. so these homeless people do a diarrhea in their pants then buy a coffee and sit down in the middle of the store. they can't be kicked out because they have a drink but the whole place smells like fucking poo poo until they leave.
recently these homeless dipshits have gotten even more audacious asking for toonies instead of loonies. no one talks about this because it's illegal to bum shame in canada but it's a big issue.
1. what the fuck is a loonie 2. what the fuck is a toonie
Michael Scott
Bums with shitty bums, bumming using their bums.
Jeremiah Clark
Well give em their bloody toonies then ya soap-dodger
Hunter Adams
A coin.
Also, isn't literally shitting yourself some sort of safety hazard? I'd imagine you could kick someone out due to sanitary concerns.
Luis Hall
Its a retarded shills who is probably posting pasta, because of all my life I've never heard anyone call a 25 cent (I guess that what he mean) a fucking loonie.
Carter Evans
dude it's basically bum checkmate, once they shit their pants they win. no one is going to make them move from that seat because no one wants to sit in that seat. and no one is going to kick them out because no one wants to get fucking poo poo all over themselves.
Connor Morris
>drinking coffee >eating that shitty plastic food at tim horton's
Easton Rivera
>going at tim hortons you deserve everything that happens you fucking pleb
Chase Sullivan
Well, shit.
Thomas Martin
>"""Canadian""" >Doesn't even know what a loonie is VPN or Shitskin
Landon Scott
Canada, what a country eh
Julian Rogers
>they can't be kicked out because they have a drink but the whole place smells like fucking poo poo until they leave. I call bullshit on hobo shit story
Jackson Mitchell
Why doesn't someone call the cops? In America this would be considered disturbing the peace.
You typed it into Jow Forums when you could have had an answer on google
Jeremiah Walker
Those aren’t bums. They’re american tourists getting lost on the way to walmart
Luis Flores
if you call the cops they actually get super pissed at you for wasting their time. believe it or not shitting your pants in public isn't actually illegal. all the bums have to say is it was an accident or they have crohn's disease and there's nothing that can be done about it. everyone know's this which is why the hobos keep fucking doing it.
you just have to give them a toonie and move on, that's the tax for being able to enjoy a diarrhea free tim hortons.
Ryan Smith
just leave the store, management will be forced to address the issue if it drives away business. this never happens anyways so sage.
Robert King
>put on some Looney Toons or I'll drop my scooters septic tank
John Jackson
Don't go to this god forsaken excuse for an eating establishment. They overcharge you for garbage food loaded with salt and other preservatives. >it's so fast and convenient There's a reason this shit is ready within 10 seconds of you ordering it. >but muh canadian identity if you think a stupid fucking coffee chain is canadian culture then you are exactly the problem with this country. Shop locally and buy your coffee from mom and pop shops. OR make the shit at home, it literally takes 2 minutes to make a pot of coffee and you will save hundreds of dollars a year.
Juan Ross
>because it's illegal to bum shame in canada Don't be hobophobic. You should do what us progress countries do and arrest them and throw them in group homes.
Cooper Roberts
Our problems really make our country seem pathetic dont they? >Sweden: Foreigners are taking over our country, raping women and throwing grenades >Germany: Foreigners are taking over our country, raping women and creating explosives > Canada: Homeless people keep pooping in coffee shops and ruining everyones morning
Tyler Green
Welcome newcomer! Are you a doctor or an engineer?
Michael Gomez
who the fuck actually goes in a tims?
faggots just use the goddamn drive through
Jayden Phillips
Thank you wise friend. too many people here care about timmys customers
Holy shit even I know what they are, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, FAGGOT
Ryder Parker
It really sounds retarded, that's why I think it's a legit canadian
Luke Brown
Take them into the back, beat them until they can't move, leave in dumpster. Bums think they have all of these rights and entitlements just because they can take a shit. Nope. That's not how it works. Message needs to be sent. Strongly.
Joseph Lee
Tim Hortons will always be a second rate knockoff of Dunkin donuts.
Jack Foster
What is a stick?
Nolan Collins
its only a looie you piece of shit
Jacob Scott
it's too bad you Canadians can't just pay the bum, then follow him outside and work him over when he enters a secluded spot
Elijah Jones
I work 12 hour shifts and it's all we have in the hospital. I show up to work with home coffee, but if I'm in hour 8 or 9 and I want another, I'm kinda shit out of luck.
Dominic Hernandez
No but I saw her in a wal mart in america when i was on vacation there
Jordan Murphy
I do this at Burger King but I'm not homeless.
Jordan Allen
Been there, done that. Do you have access to drinking water and a microwave? Bring a mug from home, heat up water in microwave, put in instant coffee. Better than nothing and obviously better than Tim Shartens
Christopher Fisher
Where the fuck do you live? I have never experienced that
Cameron Gutierrez
This is how you legit get your life ruined in Canada. Basically as long as your crime is non-violent you can do whatever the fuck you want. That's why these bums and junkies are always back on the streets mere hours after having deliberately shit their pants on purpose multiple times in a row. Meanwhile if you punch someone that's aggravated assault and you're going to prison for 3 years.
Isaac Martin
Where's a guaranteed sanitary spot to keep your mug in a 1st world (3rd world) hospital?
Benjamin Hill
I lived in Canada 15 years and never heard loonie or toonie.
William Sullivan
You're telling me you don't have a coffee machine in your break room? The absolute state of canadian health care.
Jeremiah Bennett
it was probably back in the day when they were still bills and you are likely a boomer. A loonie is a 1 dollar coin (that ironically has a loon on it) A toonie (released years later) is a 2 dollar coin to replace the 2 dollar bills.
Gabriel Johnson
Me personally I keep it in a plastic bag inside my backpack when not in use, in the break room.
Camden Perez
In America, we would just shoot the bum. Problem solved.
Leo Bailey
Loonie is a Canadian dollar. Toonie is 2 dollars.
Also OP is just making shit up, unless he lives in BC.
>Instant coffee >at least it's better than Tims Yeah, better by a fucking pubic hair. Still tastes like shit. We're lucky to get a microwave in our office. We don't have a break room.
Parker Cook
>canadians that don't know what a loonie is >canadians that don't know what what a toonie is >canadians saying this never happens
seriously, get the fuck out of my country you obviously don't live here
Hudson Lewis
Starbucks VIA is pretty good. Can you get Lavazza instant there? It’s awesome. Or you could just not be a bitch and suck it up; it’s fuel to get through your shift, not fucking hot chocolate
Thomas Watson
Like your coffee doesn't smell like liquid shit in the first place. Stop blaming the homeless.
>live me a loonie >give me a toonie >or I'll leave a poonie
Jaxson Foster
Looks like RPG currency.
Dylan Williams
how about you don't visit a place that doesn't take care of its hygiene and atmosphere.
John Ward
I don't need it as fuel to get me through the shift, I have caffeine pills for that if I need them. I drink coffee because I like it and it helps pass the time.
>loonies >toonies Is Canada inhabited by retarded cartoon characters? Canada is for faggots
Xavier Perez
>Is Canada inhabited by retarded cartoon characters? They're even led by one. Google the PM of Canada.
Xavier Scott
>Also, isn't literally shitting yourself some sort of safety hazard? I'd imagine you could kick someone out due to sanitary concerns. Shitting yourself in a place that serves food intentionally could be construed as a crime in the USA.
Isaac Hernandez
We're literally your best friends
John Perez
>Canadians can be held hostage by shitpantsed bums
God bless this timeline
Lucas Cox
>Live in BC >Pretend that all your meth addict homeless people are a national problem Come over to Toronto or Otttowa or any other major city in Canada and see that the homeless problem is minimum to near non existent. Even poverty shitholes like Hamilton have less homeless than BC.
Noah Parker
The weather is a lot nicer over there on the West Coast. You'll freeze your balls off 6 months a year in fucking Ontario or Quebec. In Hongcouver the winters are mild as fuck and the shitlibs in charge will make sure the bums are well taken care of. Its the Seattle of Canada.
Nathan Ortiz
Invest in Beanbag guns.
Asher Bell
And not one of you utter faggots has the balls to grab him by the collar and throw his junkie ass into the snow, the absolute state of you pussies
Dylan Thomas
Not true at all. Vancouver is farther north than every major city in Ontario and Quebec. Its got shitty cold winters and it rains 24/7 in the summer. ON and QC has the same shitty cold winters but really nice summers.
Aaron Flores
>He said on an anonymous imageboard with an anonymous flag
Ayden Russell
dirty hortons will put worms in your bum stay away
it's called a conversation leaf faggot. probably can't form a cogent thought without the aid of a device. neck yourself.
Christian Sanchez
>so these homeless people do a diarrhea in their pants then buy a coffee
>demand money >don't receive money >spend money They lose a couple dollars every time they do this. If people were stubborn enough (or just stopped going to Tim Horton's) then this will become unprofitable for them and they'll stop.
Jonathan Watson
i bring my own coffee to work and when someone buys me a hortons, it tastes like fuckin battery acid
Easton Rogers
Your law enforcement is crap. Over here it would just take the initial call to get the guy thrown out and in jail. Plus you'd have statements from other employees and customers.
Michael Garcia
theres weed in the coffee too Tim Hortons Coffee
Joseph Martinez
electrocute them.
Jacob Gonzalez
in my town literal ricky and julians will toss that fuckin goof into a snow bank. this hortons must have been in toronto or some other faggy town
Anthony Ramirez
Are you a torontofag by chance and at the yonge and dundas timmys by the safe injection site? I had to go there the other day for work and the amount of degeneracy was astounding, not a police officer to be spotted either. If you go to NYC there's cops everywhere but toronto? nah man dats racist shieeeet. Doug Ford needs to drain the swamp and MOGA
Jose Flores
>has never heard of a loonie what fucking shithole did you illegally come here from you disgusting nigger?
Benjamin Adams
>"give me a loonie or I'll shit my pants and stay here all day"
That's the problem, you are in the English speaking part of Canada.
I remember studying in the public library in Ottawa frequently, the place was littered with sleeping hobos on chairs and couches. They looked absolutely filthy. Luckily I found quiet tables to work at away from them.
Hunter Hernandez
you wanna hear something mindblowing? the areas around the safe injection sites are officially “police free zones”. No, I’m not joking. I think I’ll start selling drugs there, seriously.
Brandon Cox
>Ehhh tabarnaac donnez mois un loonie estee de colis! S'comrpis? Wow you're right this is so much better.
