>andsome (they actually captioned that too lol) instead of handsome >ard instead of hard >air instead of hair
They pronounce the H for certain words but then completely ignore it for other words. Is this some type of slang, or is it a third party who wants to make the UK population more idiotic?
even smart americans say cringy shit like 'i could care less' or 'a whole nother'.
Jaxon Sullivan
You don't look stupid you look curious up until your last sentence. Then you just looked like a dick head. Or as your countrymen would pronounce it, a dick ed
Wyatt Brown
sauce
Mason Jackson
We have more accents in the UK than Muslims.
Nicholas Taylor
Surprised your paki brain can even comprehend English to be honest
not working class brits, it's more specifically certain accents like cockney. More working class brits pronounce 'H' than don't.
Juan Parker
Brits are ok with saying letter H but try some Pole. They cant even say it.
Joshua Sanchez
Yea trying to follow any rules on pronunciation in English is stupid. Every rule is broken by a ton of words and it's just better not to ask why.
Colton Nelson
British English is a gutter language. Why the fuck did you guys stop enunciating?
Fucking enunciate.
Jeremiah Taylor
holy fuck what a babe: nice face, nice tits, nice ass, gotta squeeze my hog to this.
Landon James
bad teeth, bad breath, easier to avoid stinky breath in someone's face if you say "ave this" instead of "have this"
Oliver Wood
It comes from the Norman language influence on English. The French literally don't pronounce their h's either, and when they speak English words they don't say "house" they say "ouse". I guess that's why we say it like that too.
Angel Johnson
who is this spunk succubus?
Chase Rogers
same as any country - poor people speak worse than more educated people
Jack Sullivan
I eard that they do, but I just yell eil itler and pound their tight little einey arder and then I ave them get the ell out of my ouse.
Austin Reed
i find it endearing. nothing is worse than a birmingham accent
brummy or manc accent spoken by paki women makes my skin crawl
Elijah Jones
... holy fuck. When you leave out the H sound from words, you can 'inhale' words as opposed to 'exhale' them. You might be onto something there, chief.
Cameron Russell
I've never met an American who uses the term "I could care less" that's your term some fag messed up and you keep bringing it up because you think it's funny. Which is fine but know that 99% of Americans don't use that term. We say "I don't give a shit."
Hudson Myers
we have more accents and dialects than you have had hot dinners. literally no such thing as a "british" accent
Cameron Turner
What? How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce dog? Dog is dog. Rhymes with hog, slog, fog and log.
Matthew Kelly
I aint ever said an aitch in me fuckin life
Jeremiah Reyes
nah i like manc
Elijah Miller
this makes sense, probably why its more common in southern accents.
Matthew Walker
i've heard hundreds of americans say 'i could care less', but whatever you say bub
Easton Fisher
Well I haven't paki who do you think knows more Americans you or me?
Sebastian Rogers
What gets me is how most Americans, even educated ones, fall so hard for the British accent meme. You could be a fucking retard, but if you're speaking with a British accent, Americans think that makes you some kind of fucking genius. I see it all the time. Makes me sick.
Hudson Gray
Thank you for confirming my suspicion that burgers' obliviousness to irony applies to leaves as well.
Just watch a single British film or tv show and listen out for 3-letter words with O in the middle my friend, it'll blow your mind!
Bentley Ward
>be me growing up in west london >family is working class >cockneyish accent >somehow i grow up to speak properly >mfw family calls me 'the posh one' just because i don't drop my Hs and Ts
Christopher Williams
i would guess me, because i actually get out of the basement from time to time
Ryder Wright
yes ive noticed it too, they say it all the time and it pisses me off to no end.
Kayden Diaz
Why do British people always seem to add an R to the end of open syllable words?
Americer
Africer
Bananer
Josiah Ramirez
do you replace 'er' with 'a' on the end of words?
Thomas Taylor
Id rather be oblivious to irony rather than oblivious to muslim rape gangs taking over my country britcuck
it's only if another word follows that begins with a vowel, or an R eg 'Father Adams' would be pronounced (by some, not all) as 'Fatherradams'.
Andrew Garcia
i would give up my life savings to see this woman blacked
Owen Sullivan
example?
Brody Miller
that's how the southern fairies speak
David Cook
The reason why americans think Rp (What americans call British accent)sounds "smart" is because it is generally used by smart people I am sure nobody thinks a person who has a chav accent is smart
Sebastian Collins
It probably all started because of their weird teeth.
Dylan Mitchell
do you mean like, instead of saying 'Father', saying 'Fath-ah' or 'Fa-v-ah'? no, i don't.
I don't get how England can have more regional accents than the US but whatever it'll cease to be a problem when you're all speaking Arabic
Tyler Collins
You stay butthurt, we could care less.
Joseph Barnes
Awww buddy don't get upset that someone humiliated you on an anonymous Cantonese mahjong forum! Your thread's just hit 60 posts, it's doing great! Look at all the butthurt union jacks in here, you did a fine job. You made good use of your Sunday.
Michael Adams
Most countries in Europe have more regional accents than usa
Adam Brooks
they do the opposite too.
pepper becomes peppa driver becomes driva
Parker Davis
We do say it a lot and it's annoying as fuck.
Oliver Martin
we are English , we invented the language so how ever we speak it is correct . anyways I'm off to jerk to brittany ventie' s live pootube
Jeremiah Perry
Fo real though nothing like a linguistics post to get the English speakers riled up. Your language is stupid bongs it has a million rules and they only apply half the time get over it.
Thomas Davis
>t. latthhiinnnnoooooo kys
Jonathan Gomez
I'm getting a bit sick and tired of all this pandering to little sperg-lords. Either let the little shit grow his hair long or just buy some clippers do grade 4 all over. The little fucker don't give a shite either way.
Anthony Butler
This.
They all drink half pints of lager and eating chips and gravy meks em sick!
Levi Baker
Not if you include all the different muslim accents too.
Aiden Evans
Yeah, I just don't understand why. How long does it take to unify your language? Every actor in the UK seems to master a dozen accents, dunno why they can't just learn the same one and that's the accent. Aside from that I don't understand why it's something anyone would brag about. It's like bragging about having more hills or something. The way some people compare their country to America is kind of sad.
Aiden Richardson
come down here and say that, i'll bum you silly
Brandon Edwards
olivia taylor dudley you might remember her from 5-second-films...
there were even more accents and dialects before audio recording and radio were invented. what used to be the 'london' accent, for example, is now the way most people in the south of England speak. the accents of the respective counties (surrey, sussex, kent etc) are pretty much extinct. all in the space of a century.
Ian Bailey
oh my
Gavin Sanders
totally agreed. same for the french, it doesn't matter really, it's however we speak that is correct
Joseph Reed
>34237▶ >File: olivia taylor dudley (1).gif (3.65 MB, 382x375) Who dat
Benjamin Turner
nvm
Ethan Martinez
Oh, there's a video in the post? ...well my first question is why they're worrying about his hair when he's a fucking lardass. Nobody cares what the fat kid's hair looks like.
John Long
Not if I bum you first!
Austin Butler
I really wonder what goes on in her mind. She must now what she is doing being dressed like that. Your train of thought literally stops when you see milkers like that, your behavior changes. You'd almost feel nervous just saying "h-hi" to her. Sweaty palms. You think she gets off on mens' desire? I wonder what that kind of motivation must feel like. A girl I know coined it "penis attention." It's when a girl goes out just to be desired and looked at by men, but doesn't necessarily want any interaction with said men.
People say it all the time. I get angry everytime I hear "I could care less". It is utterly retarded. If they said "I couldn't care less" then that would make sense! But they just repeat hillbilly shit they hear at the gas station instead of thinking when they speak. Sad!
Aaron Carter
H is pronounced aitch
Jace Ross
why did they leave the part where he gets back inside and posts on Jow Forums for the rest of the day
Levi Lewis
>Yeah, I just don't understand why. How long does it take to unify your language? People don't want to their regional accent is part of their regional identity you have to understand that in Europe people feel connected to their place of birth much more than americans Also the English language is getting much more unified In the last century thanks to tv and radio
Jayden Gutierrez
first one to get bummed is a poofta GO
Brody Parker
>Oh, there's a video in the post? eh? WTF are you talking about?
It's a cute way to say "I didn't bother to watch the video, now I'll watch it, here's my commentary". But you can't think abstractly enough to comprehend that (perhaps you are of the "chav" underclass) so I am forced to explain these things to you. It's okay. Americans are used to being the smartest ones in the room.