911

What fake promo will we be spamming come Tuesday?

any Ideas?

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its not funny you dumb nigger
have some respect for for once

>9/11 jokes aren't funny!
>Flag of the country that tried to destroy America
lol

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NYPA

yet were the ones who have to save your nigger lover ass from the libshits and sjws
fucking ungrateful commie niggers

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This is real BTW

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Cringe

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reads like you have a stutter, unexpected kek

kill yourself degenerate nigger

NIKE of course

or adidas, with serenas chimp out as the advert.
>ADIDAS : for when screaming at the judges isn't needed

>four 9/11 references in one pic
I'm sweating.

this is the one tbqh

Nike or starbucks. Starbucks would be easier but Nike is ripe for memes right now.

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free 7inch sub with the purchase of 2 110 stories subs

>nigger loving
>from the side who fought and died to keep niggers and then assassinated Abe before he could deport biggers back to Liberia
Wew. Thanks for ruining the country Dixiecuck.

>biggers
*niggers

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Jared approves

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boomer detected
I hope you die before witnessing the white ethnostate.

Winner

subtle

yea Nike one is good but I mean one that can be easily slipped in as a real looking promotion

Jesus christ lmfao

>for tuesday september 11 only, Nike will be allowing all muslim customers to take 1 (one) free pair of any sneaker from all Nike stores and factory outlets worldwide, (just walk in and choose a pair, no need to stop at the checkout)
>Nike wants to give back to the muslim community for their hard work and resilience in the face of oppression since the unfortunate events of september 11 2001

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has to be colin and serena, together, standing up to authority
>fuck the rules, we do what we want

needs to be more subtle. maybe a coupon for a Muslim only discount.

that was actually a real ad that was ran 11 days b4 the attacks happened

This one is fiendishly clever

But this one hits more than just Nike and was blessed with better digits

>maybe if I use these buzzwords Jow Forums will like me more
Try harder faggot

I'm thinking like this.
Here is a crappy prototype.

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no its retarded cause it will be 100% called out as fake even at a simple glance. The point is to cause a stir not get ignored.

Wasn't aware it was 2012

>This September 11th, for every pair of Nike shoes sold, a donation of $9.11 Will be made to poor Jewish children in Israel

The anger of this guy. At least I proofread my posts.