Have you ever had the misfortune of dealing with the kike menace in person?
>summer of 2016 >election shitposting at record highs on all sides >get throwaway job at downtown history museum for $14/hr >every last person there super far left >didnt need the job so i didnt hide my power level >work next to 22 year old morbidly obese kikess >tell her im catholic even though i havent been to church in a decade just to rustle her fat fucking jimmies >her family adopted a gay nigger with aids >of course they did >dont even try to hide the fact im voting trump, everyone cant believe it >kikess goes on tirade about white christian male privilege >looks me dead in the eyes and says jews are better than us >tell her this is why no one likes jews >kvetching overload
This is when I became the jew to defeat the jew
>tell her were not stuck in the 50s and no one is better than anyone else >tell her thats how whites used to talk to blacks >literally use current year line >pilpul was effective >absolutelyseething.jpg >she doesnt talk to me for 2 weeks >i quit and get a real job surrounded by hard working white people
True story. Theyre just as bad in person as we make them out to be, anyone else have irl kike stories?
I have had the pleasure of dealing with Jews. My gf and her family. They’re actually lovely people, but they’re reform not Orthodox. I think my gfs dad might be a convert. I never asked but he doesn’t look Jewish and neither does my gf. Her mom is a great lady tho.
Joseph Allen
>Have you ever had the misfortune of dealing with the kike menace in person?
usually much easier to deal with than the people of any other ethnic group. good bantz too. if only it were just jews.
>Leave 100% Catholic farm town to go to college >Meet first Jewish person >He's a freelance writer, published but working on getting a degree >Invites me over to his place during summer break >Smoke and listen to music in his room >Calls up the next day "Dude you dropped a $20. I'll hang on it to for you." >Gives me the money back right away, jokingly saying that Jews are good with money and making sure it gets where it needs to go
Nice, driven, honest, the occasional bit of Jewish Humor. I have never had a bad experience IRL with a Jewish person.
>tfw this jew gets indicted by the grand jury >jew calls you at 4am and wants you to commit perjury >you refuse but then you are incessantly reminded of the time he held onto your $20 for safekeeping >tfw you are found guilty of perjury and given 5 years while jew graduates and works at some firm because the CEO had the same rabbi do his bris >come out raggedy and with prolapsed rectum from 5 years of hell, you find the jew but he gets restraining order against you and he apparently filed for it the day you went in >tfw found guilty of violating the restraining order and do two more years
I had a Jewish friend during my childhood. I once loaned him money which he promised to pay me back. His kike mother found out and HATED the idea of her sweet Jewish son paying back a filthy goy. Never saw a dime of my money back, and my kike friend stole my copy of “Command and Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrarh” and he also now LARPs as a woman in World of Warcraft to scam credulous men out of their in-game gold.
He works at Disney now and I wouldn’t be surprised if he was complicit in pedophilia.
Gavin Reyes
>Be me > working at restaurant > fine female co worker >Shes a jew >fat booty >Damn
Daniel Hernandez
Had a kike friend when i was in middle school Could always feel the hatred his parents had for me as a goy Would always bring in the fact that he was jewish into a dispute "you are only doing x because im jewish" Called me a bigot once
He turned out to be a jew-fro druggie manlet though so lol
Easton Hernandez
I guess not every Jew is evil just the Rothschilds and organised internationalist Jewish supremacist. I know someone who is one quarter Jewish but is right wing and loves Hitler jokes and she is ok with fascism and when many of the liberals got all triggered when I expressed my support for fascism
Josiah Sullivan
I had a Jew teacher who nearly had a stroke when I said we should abandon Israel.
Bentley Reyes
Most Jews are super normal and better than white people generally. Most white peoples minds are like barren deserts while Jews are like lush tropical rainforests bursting with life and love. Some Jews are annoying though. The most annoying thing is they argue to win, the don’t argue for the truth. The see debate as some sort of game and it irritates me, someone who sees debates as very serious ways to find the truth.
I lived with one in college. Literal embodiment of the Jew meme. Cognitive dissonance, narcissistic, greedy, and projects those traits onto everyone else as a defence mechanism. >I secure myself a qt3.14 virgin Christian gf >Jew sees "how she looks at me" wants me to help him get a girl >I wasn't aware at the time of just how terrible he was so I agree >Imfuckingretarded.jpg. >I give him some advice and help him start a relationship with a girl he found >5/10 shovelface completely absent-minded npc >Jew gets really into drugs and ends up doing cocaine with some niggers (side note: he's from filthadelphia) ends up cheating on shovelface >He basically gloats to me and my other friend who lived in the house about doing this >Me and friend in the house are borderline natsoc but had a huge bonding experience with kike before this so that blinded us to who he was >I'm enraged. I immediately go tell shovelface. >Shovelface is devastated, gave her virginity too him, she was sheltered and never even kissed a guy before him >I'mafuckingkikeenabler.killme >She is hurt and he finds out I told her
>Comes screaming up to my attic room in the house. "NAZI WHAT THE FUCK" absolutely enraged that I would reveal his infidelity. >Me and friend shame him and tell him to fuck off. >He tries to tell dirt on me to my gf in an attempt to get back at me >I'm not a filthy kike and love my gf so he's firing blanks >2 days later shovelface is back with him >They fight everyday. Me and friend sit on stairs and listen to them scream at each other for lulz >He is hateful towards me but is a little cuck and acts cordial becuase I wouldn't apologize. >Constantly tries to shame me in front of people and lower my social standing >Constantly attempts to get my girlfriend to go against me in arguments that me and him are having >"Hey guys Nazi here doesn't think the Holocaust happened" literally this with every new group >Constantly aware he Is at the bottom of the dominance hierarchy in any group >Ff year later >Cheats on shovelface again >Shovelface is crying in house >Gf me and friend are trying to console her >Fucking kike demands that me and friend cannot talk to her >Shovelface finally leaves him >She's mentally and physically ruined >It's all my fault >Cut ties with kike and he still tries to talk to me sometimes >Last words to him "what part of never talk to me again you filthy kike don't you understand" >Ff another year >Me and bro are now unapologetic in our power level >Has parties at his house with the soul intention of redpilling people >shovelface is still mentally fucked but is recovering but is probably just going to be a vapid whore her whole life >The only solution is the final solution
Sorry if this looks retarded. I'm a shitty lurker and a mobile fag.
Cooper Lee
Tbh the only guy I've ever met IRL who talks about this stuff is a paleocon who was raised as an Orthodox Jew. We used to have a lot of mutual friends but they all dumped him when he ridiculed them for going to "resistance" rallies. He also once showed up at a Halloween party in blackface to troll.
Jaxon Smith
>Most Jews are super normal and better than white people generally. Most white peoples minds are like barren deserts while Jews are like lush tropical rainforests bursting with life and love.
>Be me >won the life lottery; born white to upper-middle class parents in Atlanta >they sent me to very nice private high school >like 1/3rd of my classmates were Jewish >I grew up thinking being Jewish was more common than being left-handed >it was a colossal 'so what' >heard Jews talking to other Jews casually using language like you'd hear on Jow Forums, cuz apparently that's how Jews talk to each other for bantz >literally had to ask one of them 'what's a kike shylock' >today I have no negative associations with being Jewish >I'll talk shit about Jews just because I'll talk shit about anyone, it's my way of showing respect that I care enough to be blunt about your problems >literally don't care if people think I'm an anti-semite >it's like calling me a vegan as an insult, it's just so far off base it's amusing more than anything feels good, man. Am I a good goy?
Jonathan Mitchell
>I lived with one in college. Literal embodiment of the Jew meme. Cognitive dissonance, narcissistic, greedy, and projects those traits onto everyone else as a defence mechanism.
Are you me? My Jew roommate made me woke on Jews.
Adam Martin
Jews come to my city to visit graves and whatnot. The religious ones are not a problem, the atheist-Jews are a fucking menace. Armed guards, starting shit wherever they can, they're worse than drunk Brits.
Jacob Gomez
That depends did your Jew also threaten to have a black girl arrested because she owed him $5 for a ride back to filthadelphia? If so we may have a split personality thing going on here. Maybe we should get it checked out.
I feel bad for shovelface desu. My irl encounters with Jews are about as normal as my irl encounters with any other groups. Most of them are nice people. I had a Jewish coworker that always thought there was a conspiracy of other coworkers out to get him. I have one Jewish friend that's incredibly smart and considers almost everyone on the planet to be subhumans that exist for the sole purpose of serving him. Another one is a turbo leftist but hides it around me.
Levi Williams
>2018 >still greentexting stories *cringe*
Jacob Rodriguez
>Dealing with diaspora jews sucks. They are a plague and should not come to Israel.
All the Jews in Israel are diaspora Jews. They entire fucking country only exists because of the politicking and manipulations of rich and influential diaspora Jews in the 19th century. Surely you know enough of your own history to be aware of this?
Hunter Price
American IQ
Camden Cook
Shhhhh, just send them to Isreal. Don't think about it too hard.
Ryan Smith
Israelis are the niggers of the jewish race. Dont expect logic from them.
Aiden Morales
Hey you sound like one of the leaders when the war truly comes. Heil Victory.
I should add the the country only continues to exist because of the ongoing politicking and manipulations of rich and influential diaspora Jews, specifically those in America, so you should probably be thankful for at least American diaspora and their continued interest in Israel.
Ian Smith
You were saying Ezra? No one is falling for this based kike thing either, time to switch tactics.
>Hey goy our grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandfathers lived here so GTFO or we call you an anti-semite >become biased against jews wew
Parker Watson
I thought Jews were supposed to have high verbal intelligence and be good at arguments? You "argue" just like my old roommate did, by belittling with absolutely no actual logical content whatsoever.
Jack Morgan
I am also joining the US Army so I am guaranteed a good head pat right?
Lucas Watson
Now take a guess at the 20% of the population bringing the national IQ down?
Daniel Sanders
Hitler predicted this.
Levi Cruz
Their ancestors didn't even live their. The group most closely related to the ancestral Hebrews were the Palestinians that already lived there. The European Jews converted forever ago because it happened to be convenient at the time.
Charles Harris
Thats one thing we share in common. I still hate you though and hope Iran nukes you.
Jacob Lee
Had a jew friend in middle school, went to his bar mitzvah, then he went to a special jew high school and told me we couldn't be friends anymore because I'm a goy. No joke, first time I heard the word "goy."
Adrian Ortiz
Count yourself lucky. I have plenty of stories about this kike. Each worst then the last. Just all around a terrible human being.
I regret my involvement every time I see her. Her family hated the Jew from the start. Shes not very intelligent (basically a meme white girl) but any potential she had was wiped away pretty much. She's dating some military guy rn but he lives a good distance away from her and she constantly goes to parties and carries herself like a whore. Only good thing from that experience is that I now refuse to stand by when witnessing degeneracy or nigger shit. I now actively strive to stop it and actually guide people towards a better path. But the sins of the past cannot be washed away.
>Jews were supposed to have high verbal intelligence and be good at argument you didnt read mein kampf
Wyatt Rodriguez
Nice larping as a real "jew" you shekel grubbing talmudic kabbalist khazar
Tyler Sanders
General shekelstein will ensure your rapid advancement through the ranks.
Leo Jackson
>you didnt read mein kampf I tried, actually. But Hitler is a trash tier narcissistic writer himself. At no point does he bother to explain exactly what it is that the Jews are supposedly lying about, or why their arguments are wrong.
Blake Adams
>freelance writer so he writes about "unarmed 19 year old teens" and the dangers of free speech
Ayden White
growing up around Jews, I can tell you that everyone secretly hates him on some level. most goys are just too polite to say anything. they only people who don't hate jews are good natured midwesterners who've never been exposed to them. I grew up in a suburb of Boston and every friend I ever had - regardless of background - hated jews. all my Irish/Italian relatives hated them. the WASPS didn't like them. the Armenian immigrants down the street didn't like them. My friend's Latvian grandmother didn't like them. I think Jow Forums underestimates normies. a lot of them keep quiet because they don't want to be socially ostracized, but deep down they know.
David Thomas
Worked with an older Jew at target who was head of the meat section, good guy, that’s my story.
Austin Morales
All the jews i work with are self hating joos or half with goy mothers and ar generally well receptive of banter.
But in my country we are still allowed to shit on jews tho
Samuel Taylor
I hate that kikes murdered 30,000,000 white Christians in Russia, tried to do the same in Germany and have the nerve to cry about the holocaust. I hate that kikes have infiltrated every sector of my country only to use their positions to demoralize my people and subvert us at every opportunity. I hate that weve kicked you out of almost every single one of our countries, we eventually give you land of your own only for you come back to ours to lecture us about opening our borders to the dark hoards while building a wall around your own. I hate that you stole uranium from us then killed our president when he tried to hold you accountable for it. I hate that you purposely killed 34 American soliders on the USS Liberty and were never held responsible. I hate that to this day Tel Aviv is the sex trafficking capital of the world comprising mostly of white Christian eastern Europeans. Youre a plague on this earth and dont deserve the spoils white nations have allowed you to have. If there is a God and he is just you will be eradicated from the earth once and for all.
Jason Morris
your country, your religion and your double standards.
Michael Jackson
based as fuck
Caleb Baker
One of my friends is known as "the goy who speaks like a yid" among the jews he had to do business with while working
Brody Ross
Well any species should have evolved a mechanism to destroy other beings which are threats or competition so we goys might hate you just because you are not identical to us...
Xavier Hughes
You forgot usury and strive for control over the goys through the illusion of choice in media. The Frankfurt school as well. Completely inflitrating our education systems and creating organizations that are pushed as "legit sources" in order to ensure a preconceived bias in the minds of our youth that they themselves are not even aware of.
Maybe also that Jews did 9/11 to get America to fight its wars against Esau... do you know how much that costs? Those wars cost very very much dough. Also, why in the world are we giving aid to Israel when they were started by the Rothschilds? Rothschilds are the preeminent Banking family on this earth (which has splintered in order to conceal and safeguard its ridiculous wealth), probably have trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars of assets and resources. That the Jews have tricked America into helping them while they have so much so much so much goddamned money is aggravating
Weve missed a golden opportunity to redpill the left on the kike menace, instead of getting mad at them we should have been telling them the 1% all have names and theyre almost entirely kikes.
Jace Miller
>Jews come to my city to visit graves and whatnot. Those people they're visiting are in hell now.
>The religious ones are not a problem, The problems we're experiencing today ARE because of religious jews.
Carter Flores
work with a lot of jews. some are awesome, know im a poverty tier fag, help me out outside of work, invite me to bbqs and such. some treat me like complete dirt and make me red mist with their obvious distaste for the goy.
Parker Morris
I have only met two kikes in my entire life. One of them was a college slut and the other her father. Very effeminate and invited me for coffee when she took me to her home.
Brody Lopez
Went with buddy to the vet and nearly everyone working there was a Christ killer. If there is one thing they do right, keeping pets alive for as long as possible to bleed people of shekels is one of them.
Chase Nelson
The religious ones are mostly hasidic, they're a bit different. Also, fun fact, you have to buy a ticket to visit a jewish cemetery.
Leo Jones
>wife's cousin married jewess who owns travel agency >wife's extended family invited to go on cruise as family reunion (planned by jewess) >"FUCK NO" >wife goes on cruise with parents >entire family stuffed onto bus with no air conditioning while jewess gets private limo >entire family gets low tier rooms and amenities >jewess gets deluxe treatment >proceed to fuck with everyone the entire two weeks >wife and parents come home bitter and ragged from "vacation" >I stayed home and did everything i wanted without anyone in the way.
granted the two weeks i spent by myself were kind of tough, since i didn't have any friends in the area, and the silence was maddening sometime, however it was better than getting ripped the fuck off while someone else takes the lion's share on your dime.
Dominic Kelly
He's right! Let's bow to our Jewish overlords!!!
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Jaxson Phillips
Can’t read too small and blurry dude
"Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away." - Benjamin Netanyahu
Gabriel Cruz
I had the misfortune of dealing with two.
Kike 1 was a jewess whose asian friend had a crush on me, but the kike thought I wasn't good enough so she fucked me over.
Kike 2 was a roommate in college. He never did chores, which pissed off all our other roommates. For some reason, he never flushed the toilet after taking a shit.
Fuck the chosen, gas the kikes, race war now!
Nolan Thomas
I've had a few encounters with jew salesmen, but I make a point of avoiding leftists at all times.
Josiah Martinez
>For some reason, he never flushed the toilet after taking a shit