Brit/pol/: Iqbal's Long Pig Special Edition

>Brexit no-deal would be 'CATASTROPHE' for UK firms - CBI boss fires warning to Theresa May
express.co.uk/news/politics/1015166/brexit-news-latest-brexit-no-deal-theresa-may-chequers-plan-european-union-cbi

>Celebrity Big Brother’s Ben Jardine, Natalie Nunn and Jermaine Pennant return to torment the housemates as part of a new task
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7214134/cbb-ben-jardine-natalie-nunn-jermaine-pennant-return-house/

>Beautician who travelled to Turkey for a bum lift claims it has ‘ruined’ her
metro.co.uk/2018/09/09/beautician-who-travelled-to-turkey-for-a-bum-lift-claims-it-has-ruined-her-7928656/

> Sweden goes to the polls with far-right group with neo-Nazi roots tipped to become largest party
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6147961/Sweden-goes-polls-far-right-group-neo-Nazi-roots-tipped-largest-party.html

>Chuka Umunna accuses Corbyn of driving centrists from Labour
channel4.com/news/chuka-umunna-accuses-corbyn-of-driving-centrists-from-labour

>Critics of Boris Johnson's “suicide vest” comments
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/09/critics-boris-johnsons-suicide-vest-comments-are-giving-him-exactly-what-he

>Give public a vote on Brexit deal, Britain's trade unions.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-theresa-may-hard-soft-public-vote-trade-union-tuc-final-say-referendum-frances-ogracy-a8529741.html

>Boris Johnson compares Deal to 'suicide vest'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45462900

>Police renew appeal after drive-by murder in Airdrie
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45466611

>Home ownership 'out of reach' warning in Wales
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45461174

>Brexit: Boris Johnson' 'foolish'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45465158

>Payout for ex-scout leader after niqab Darth Vader row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45464494

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pete price wojaks when

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>A scout leader who was expelled from the movement for comparing a colleague canoeing in a niqab to Darth Vadar has accepted an out-of-court settlement.
Lad.

>Hurt somebodies feelings
PAY ME.

The cucks over at reddit are at it once again

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Why did they have to ruin IPA

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Because it's Indian
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>Indian Pale Ale is Indian

You don't know much about ale do you.

I can't stand this new wave of IPAs.

what a crock of shite x-factor is

what ever happened to regular ale?

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You can get brown ale quite easily here.
It isn't so heavily hopped.

It's brewed for the Indian climate, it's British

I can't believe it's still going.

>Sweden goes to the polls with far-right group with neo-Nazi roots tipped to become largest party

Are they actually neo-nazis?

What is a neo-nazi exactly?

Anyone to the right of themselves, by their logic.

You're now aware that big brother is still going

brother, I don't like those brown ales, I wants me some hWhite ale

a neo-nazi is a modern national socialist but it's mostly used as a buzzterm

fucking hell

Love Island and Naked Attraction's existence are enough to make me despair.

Get some wheat beer down ya then.

This is shit/pol/.

Brit/pol/ here

it's just someone spamming le comfy pixel gifs lad

I learnt recently that love island premiered quite a while ago but had low ratings. Shows how quickly decline can come

Bore off you slime.

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>MUUM! MUUM! They've posted LINKS to THE SUN on Brit/pol/!!!!
>MUMM! MUMM! ITS THE SHILLS AGAIN!!!!
>WHY IS IT STILL UP!?? Why are they posting in the FAKE Brit/pol/ and not my true and HONEST brit/pol/ thread
>reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you cant even wank to it because all the women are absolutely repulsive

Fucking this.

The REAL Neo-Nazis are the Zionists

It's a slur word like "racist". Nobody really says "Hey, I'm Dan and I'm a neo-nazi racist". Basically if you don't support the Islamic invasion of Europe then you are called a neo-nazi.

Best Smiths song desu, a true wagie's lament

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Which European country would be the easiest to assimilate into? I want my offspring to be more pure than I am and regain that Western Spirit.

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Belgium

Certain parts of the UK, Ireland, and the Netherlands sound comfy and homogeneous. I want to have that feeling of racial bonding.
Sounds pretty good

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I cried laughing at this earlier.
It's still funny.
The shirts.

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the irish will fuck abbos so you should be ok there.

Zionists use Ad Hominems like Neo-Nazi to hide the fact that they have no real arguments, and of course the true 'Neo-Nazis' are the Zionists.

nogger

Nah youkip tier civics

Have you tried it? It's alright. The bar in Birmingham is millennial hipster hell though

>slur word
That's actually a pretty accurate explanation

No, I cringe at alcohol with "trendy" containers

this, you pay a extra 10 quid just for the bottle to be polygonal or some shite

Look away now.

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>Have you tried it? It's alright.

It tastes like someone put a Glade plug-in in a pint of water.

fu

the fuck is that

can someone explain this meme to me?

It's a stout, apparently.

imagine curb stomping every one of these retards on the x factor
>hey guyz i'm rapping but i'm playing an acoustic guitar aswell lol
>HIII MY NAME'S SHANIQUA I'M FRON LANDAN I'M A SINGLE MUM WITH 7 KIDS AND TODAY I'M SINGING I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BY WHITNEY HOOSTEN

Many of the neo-Nazi groups functioning today are secretly funded by government and Zionist organizations.


Only a fearless, Gospel-based, Christ-centered, anti-racist movement that "hates the sin but loves the sinner," and targets ideologies, never people, will have substantial success in exposing the Zionist Fifth column that works behind the scenes sowing disinformation, confusion and violent false flag operations around the world. Beware! Be vigilant!

that actually sounds kinda cool

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Illsburra was a rite tragedy for the norf, show some respect burger

Hillsborough didn't really happen but it should have. More like Hoaxborough. I mean have you read the supposed first hand accounts? Thatcher's masturbation machine? footballs made out of scouser skin? rollercoaster from the crush chambers to the ovens? Trained police rape dogs? The woman who survived getting crushed 3 times by playing dead? It's mathematically impossible for Thatcher to crush 96 scousers in that short amount of time. It's all a load of bollocks.

What's the latest on Sweden? Can't deal with the live thread.

Tie colours

nah it's less n64 polygonal and more pic related

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Sweden YES confirmed

aw nasty, it's like they want you to drop it

youtube.com/watch?v=NwW3ytid4DA

SD hovering round 18-22 in the live results
"Left" block and "right" block at around near the same with 30% each

Does it matter?
The other parties will make a coalition to keep the civic nationalists out and things will carry on as normal

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The proper right wing aren't going to make it, but the GDP-brigade are probably going to get about 1/4 of the votes

Cigarettes obviously did a number on my tastebuds

Norf v Souf musically, can souf even compete?

Thanks chaps. Sounds as expected. If any country is going to uncuck itself, it won't be Sweden.

civic-nationalism isn’t nationalism lol

Civic neo-nationalism

You must be one of them anti-semitic gorbynistas

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Take the Goal Pill.

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Islam will fall, but it'll be to the robots.
We all lose

Which western country would uncuck it self first? I actually think Germany would

Don't make me bully you off of yet another trip Daniel

europe will play pass the parcel with the muslims and the uk will end up with all of them.

Is there a Brit/pol/ reading list?

dis nigga been watching too much Terminator an shiet

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Peter Hitchens
Enoch Mosley
The Beano

as in recommended literature or something? idk but i bet mosley is on there somewhere

Read this.

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>the beano
fucking based

moreel verantwoord en roodgepild

Not for souferners

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BTW what happened with masterbrew

used to enjoy his memes, dont understand what changed him

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Just reading this gives me the shits.

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He was always a cringey cunt.

Got into larping as an aristocratic on twitter with his spergy friends, shame really

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He's the same "le high Tory" retard he's always been, the only difference is that now his videos are pure cringe.

What would America be like if we just helped Britain get some money back after the war? They were broke and protected us after all. Would we be like another Australia?

Watching that brazil politican stabbing was crazy
wtf was he thinking going crowdsurfing in the country with the most murders in the world

lmao hes most likely some poor cunt from slough of all places

I've been enjoying these new craft beers, however I feel like I'm a right degenerate seeing how I tend to go to these places every three times a week and waste a fortune on them. I should really quit drinking now.

Even the menu's got grease spots

just imagine the foul oily red hot brick of shit dangling from your pooper the next day

>high Tory gang

I don’t want to be apart of that gang because I don’t like Zionism or paedophilia

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