Does norway have the most based police force in the world?

does norway have the most based police force in the world?

>buy ticket on phone before getting on bus
>listen to music
>disgusting jewish ticket inspector woman tells me to show her ticket
>gigantic jew nose, jew ears, jew hair the whole package
>fuck.jpg
>pull out phone

i wont go into detail but my phone basically did a weird glitch where its obvious i paid but the QR code cant be read

>starts writing me a ticket
>fuck this
>plan to get off and leave
>suddenly surrounded by 4 big ass roided up security niggers
>realize theres no way out of getting a ticket so decide to make the best of the situation
>she keeps asking for my info
>ask her why she went up to me first
>i pick people on random
>yeah sure you yoused that jew nose to sniff out my money didnt you
>shes absolutely stunned
>maximum kek
>security nigger tells me they will restrain me if im rude
>itching to punch a few niggers and get out some aggression
>she starts talking about how the jew stereotypes are just a lie and she picked me at random
>tell her shes a disgusting kike and that i hate jews
cont.

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>shes furious
>security niggers tell me they wont let me off the buss unless i show them id
>tell them im not carriyng id
>they keep telling me they wont let me off
>decide to ruin their day by having them ride with me too the end sation
>look jew whore dead in they eyes and start talking about how hitler dying is the worst thing that ever happened and that he should have killed more
>she trheatens to call the police if i keep going
>i keep sperging out for 15 minutes untill the buss stops
>police is there
>police is pissed at the jew for wasting there time
>give police my info
>they fine me
>tell the jew i can say whatever i want because its a free country and she needs to grow
>holy shit didnt expect norwegian police to be this based
>security niggers pissed af because thei shift ended 30 minutes ago
>they leave
>police leave
>catch up to jew and tell her she needs to die for what the jews did to hitler
>she starts crying

go home

Based if true

Things that didnt happen

I can imagine something like this happening in Romania. But Norway? No way in hell.

inb4 shit grammar my keyboard is broken.

i was very surprised that the police would defend my freedom of speech, especially when it comes to muh 6 gorillion. ive always believed they were instructed to defend the jew. the holocaust was always the biggest no-go back in when i was in school.

>things that never happened

Everyone on this board already knows Norway is absolute Sweden-tier at this point.

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I want it to be true but I know with certainty this never happened

>tell her shes a disgusting kike and that i hate jews

Isn't this illegal in Europe?

Not even. And it's not true.

No

im an austistic neet that has nothing to loose i really just wanna piss off leftists. no way id do this if i had a job and a life.

its not. believe me ive lived in sweden. norway is bad but sweden 10 times worse. it cannot be compared. i go off on racist bants all the time around normies and the worst thing thats ever happened was a fight here and there. in sweden i didnt even dare to utter the n-word in fer of being arrested.

idk but denying the holocaust is in a few countries. i dont know if norway is one of them.

then everyone clapped and she gave you a blow job

Hero.

In reality the security niggers would have beaten you up and been joined in by the Jew and a bunch of Turks and the Police would defend the Turks.

also get the fuck off the ski slopes

big if true

im not fit but im 6´3. i was hoping for a fight because if they started i wouldnt have to pay this fucking fine. also how tf did you know they were turks?

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Not bad but needs work.

69/420 wouldn't read again. Saged.

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Because all Western Nations are a bunch of cuckhold weak fucks that enjoy their own destruction and importing of all that is harmful to them, especially Turks.

>>i keep sperging out for 15 minutes untill the buss stops
He doesn't even hide his autism

you left out the part when you wake up with big black cock up your ass

Based

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I bet you are an immigrant muslim larping

no shit whats the fucking point, i hide my powerlevel when trying to get pussy, thats it. living a fake normie life is not worth living.

kek i had one of you niggers paint my house for 2500kr and it took him 2 days. but you niggers are alright you work hard and mind your own business.

based

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Big if true.

Of course he's a muslim, that's why he didn't get lynched for insulting Jews.

poo in loo if true

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XDDDDD CHINKKK

Literally so few jews here that the chance of one being a ticket inspector is 0.000001 percent . Give me a break.

what really happened
>you were day dreaming on the bus
>realized you missed your stop
>had to walk home for 10km coz you didn't have money to get back home
>finally got home after 2 hours of walking
>write on /pol about the frsutration

also scandinavians are all fucking cucks to the fullest. i wouldn't believe what you said even in 1933 coz you were always fucking commie faggot cucks

it's insane how you still have a king.. and other euro-countries still have monarchies and are cucked to the max at the same time

also haven't seen one honorable norwegian in my life. scandinavians are fucking sick or something.

>Useless neet calling others niggers

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>i wouldnt have to pay this fucking fine.
Of course you would have. The 2 things have nothing to do with each other, LARPer.

sorry but are not they just the same verbal insults to be illegal? however, if I had been in your same situation I would have escaped giving the blame on the phone

It's illegal in most of Europe. Not in our country though toothpaste

I know your story is bullshit now because you paid 2500 kr for 2 days painting labor.
You could have found someone to do it for 1/3rd of that.
You are an idiot that got fucking screwed by a pollack that took all that cash for 2 days of work.
Bet if you tried this shit you would be rotting in jail due to your self-destructive nation's useless laws.

Lmao you still got a fine you idiot
Hope finland has a lawyer system and maybe you can get it removed

nigger jeg kjenner 8 joder. oslo er fylt med dem. bare sok opp leiligheter til leie så finner du en.

I mean OP was a useful NEET

>Things that didnt happen

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Ser ingen med jödisk etternavn. Det bor rundt 1500 jöder i hele Norge.

that was my plan but i would have to fight those niggers and id probably get jail time for that. "racist white man attacks poor jewish woman and turks after insulting them"

you cant go to court for that kinda stuff here. im trying to tell them about how theyre security guards didnt let me off the buss though but its not working so far.

>most based police force
Unpossible. They don't even shoot niggers.

You know nothing of spoiled rich norway, kids consider 250 bucks of real currency as change and probably wouldnt pick it up if it was lying on the street.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

There's a small glimmer of hope in the fact that the line in Japanese doesn't actually mention diversity.

true but they got to carry guns for a short while and i believe a few niggers were shot in that time frame.

>jealous leaf doesnt understand how little 2500kr is

you still got a ticket for nothing

actually saw a kid pass up a 200kr note once and when i asked hime why he told me it was a bit wet.

what does it mean?

and then everyone clapped, right?

No wonder their nation is going down the crapper.
If 2500kr is so little to you maybe you should invest into saving your nation from imminent destruction instead of writing bullshit on Jow Forums.
Of course you won't do this, and even if you do won't be enough to save your disgraceful government from perishing. Your fucking pathetic, Europe will be under new management in a few decades and you can't do shit about it.

Here's what really happened

>OP buy ticket on phone before getting on bus
>OP goes to show his code and his phone glitches out
>inspector woman writes OP a ticket
>OP says "o-okay" and then goes home defeated and cucked to write gay LARP fantasies on a Burmese Lithography BBS
kys faggot OP

>Implying Canada isn't heading the direction of Sweden.

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This, pretty much.
"free country, get a ticket randomnly"

Also, they have no right to restrain you if you run your mouth.

>implying I’m not part of the winning party

how does the leaf do this? how does one samefag but have a different id everytime? proxy?

Not samefag idiot, your LARP is just very obvious, kys

Let's unite everyone's brilliance or someshit like that.

>Implying death isn't the only way to win.

There are no jews in Norway so I find that hard to believe.

er du så dum at du ikke skjonner at jodene styrer dette landet også? de er over alt.

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Du må være 18 for å poste her.

I believe you op cuz earlier this month I told an African to go back to his shithole.
>African cab driver is incompetent idiot
>I'm out of town for a week
Construction everywhere
>he hits every blocked road
20 minutes late for work
>lose 100 in tips cuz kitchen
>proceed to roast this nigger for 5 minutes and get out without paying

I called the company right after cuz am regular customer and they said I shouldn't have said nigger but then said that they fired him and asked if I would return as customer. Call cab next day African cab driver thanks me for getting rid of him had job cuz knows the owner. Says no hard feelings and understands and also gets angry at "dumb niggers" as they make him look bad.

Keep thinking this way, it only benefits your enemies.

Lol bump

Good job Anders. I didn't know they had nigger security in Norway. It must be surreal to see boot lipped chimps speaking your language. Or do they speak English instead?

Here in my country jewish women will usually try to fuck you instead of harass you if they think you're racist. I usually go out in public wearing some sort of thinly veiled swastika like an axe design. For the most part no one notices except racially aware whites and jews. The first time a jew commented on me wearing one she started throwing herself at me. It wasn't something I was prepared for. Fortunately she didn't have that sara silverman fridge body and was actually an 18 year old with a double D cup and hourglass figure. The lower back hair and sickly yellow pallor was a turnoff though. She had a huge nazi fetish and even though I'm not German I complied. Turns out a lot of jewish girls like to be tied up and degraded. To them being bound and fucked by a nazi is the most dangerous thing they can do sexually.

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I want to believe.

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>my phone basically did a weird glitch where its obvious i paid but the QR code cant be read
whining on jews while is controlled by software

dumb fuck thats why im whining im allready paying taxes for their shit and theyre forcing me too use their transporting system.

>Rich
>Takes the bus

>what is rush hour traffic
>what is parking
>what is niggers breaking into your car at night

good larp gg have a good day senor

kek good work my man. i have this a shirt with pic related on, always ticks of lefties

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I hope to all that is holy that this is true.

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nice dream user

So you verbally abused a woman on the bus. Good job!

Verbal abuse is an offense you can be fined for, especially if its race related. Speaking as a security guard/bouncer. I do not agree with the law or the practicing of said law.