Around this time last year, Hurricane Irma was running rampant in the Atlantic.
I was in all the threads spamming shit like >haha it's so comfy from here watching the impending destruction of Florida >haha you motherfuckers are gonna scream in agony as you die
some of you guys might remember me since I was really spamming the shit out of these threads.
...well, karma struck and the girl I was talking to broke up with me like a week after hurricane Irma ended. I was devastated as fuck and almost fell into a depression. Needless to say, she was on my mind for months, every single day the pain in my soul was as fresh as it was when she initially dumped me. Thank God I channeled my sadness into a strict diet and 6 day per week exercise regimen, which made me ripped as fuck. I've fucked a couple of girls since too.
Either way, be careful, guys. Don't talk shit about all the anons soon to be fucking destroyed and utterly obliterated by Hurricane Florence. Otherwise, karma is gonna catch up with you too and hand you some intense emotional pain as it did to me..
I would report you, but that's pretty hot, LGBTanon
Zachary Sanchez
>If I wish Puerto Rico anons house to crumble Why would you do that?
Do you want more PRs moving to the mainland?
Lucas Russell
Yeah I was humbled big time. But I can't lie, shitposting and baiting fucks was fun as hell. I was talking to this gorgeous girl who went to school with me and thought I had her locked down. At the sime time I was talking shit about Floridanons and telling them they're all gonna die. Life couldn't have been better.
..but a week later everything changed - I was in more pain than all the people I talked shit about combined.
As a floridanon, I just want you to know, there wasnt a single moment I was worried. Hurricanes are little baby faggot shit. Sorry your girl left you user, please keep shitposting
So is this hurricane anything significant? Or nah? Or too early to tell? And is it the government's fault?
Evan Taylor
The more of those shitty rural homes are destroyed, the more sub-100 IQ rural PRs move to the mainland on FEMAbux.
So, have fun with that.
Aiden Ortiz
Non-Floridians towards hurricanes: >Tropical Storm: "Better be careful out there..." >Category 1: "Oh boy better get the plants inside..." >Category 2: "BOARD THE WINDOWS QUICK!!" >Category 3: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" >Category 4: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE EVEN FASTER!!" >Category 5: "PLEASE NO MAKE IT STOP!!!"
Floridains towards hurricanes: >Tropical Storm: "More rain, meh." >Category 1: "It's a good day to go out for a run." >Category 2: "Think I'll hang with a couple mates and drink a few cold ones." >Category 3: "Call up everyone, it's time for a party in this bitch!" >Category 4: "The party just hit the NEXT LEVEL!" >Category 5: "LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!"
Daniel Stewart
We are looking for mods for the /ahsg/ discord server. If you are interested, please join the server in the OP.
Landon Scott
Supposed to be a category 4 last time I checked
Colton Ramirez
>turning your windows into frag mines madman
Ian Evans
All models show Florence making landfall as a major Category 3+ hurricane, which would absolutely be a happening
Cooper Lewis
I'm so far north, you couldn't even afford to touch me, Rican.
Adrian Phillips
fuck off with this discord garbage
Nathaniel Cook
>Discord The fuck is this, Twitch?
Logan Flores
Niggers I dont give a shit about Florence what's up with the one hitting china???
Luis Peterson
The NHC is in that part of the world. Will we lose forecasts when they get hit?
Benjamin Wood
Need a cuddle buddy?
Aaron Williams
>losing a fuck toy >devastation of a hurricane FUCK Florida and anyone who lives there
we had a discord for the past five threads and you're only bitching now?
Ryan Cook
Didn't we have like three or four Catagory 5s last year? Why is everyone so scared of this lil guy they get hit but hurricanes literally a dozen times a year it's basically a Nor'Easter but in the SouthEast.
Okay I guess you're right, shit's fucking boring and lacking of happenings. Carry on then.
Lucas Cooper
welcome to Jow Forums
Camden Lopez
Vt??
Colton Watson
Any predictions for the outer banks?
Kevin Brooks
Are you retarded? PRs are US citizens whether you like it or not.
Charles Watson
Irma didn't do shit to anons in Florida. They promised us that all of South Florida was gonna get BTFO by "muh biggest hurricane ever". It's kind of like my relentless shit talking led to Florida come out of the hurricane unscathed.
>some details about this girl that dumped me coincidentally, she was in miam the week hurricane irma was supposed to hit. I was literally the first guy who broke the news to her of the hurricane potentially BTFOing Miami. Out of all her dozens of orbiters I was the fucking first (thanks to Jow Forums) of course. She and her friend evacuated just before everyone else did and avoided all the traffic and chaos. So, she flies back home prematurely from her vacation and she and her friends decided they'd spend 4 or 5 more days in some popular party resort. Guess what happens there, tons of guys trying to hit on her. The moment she arrived at her damn hotel, they get approached by multiple guys who stay at the same hotel. She tries to make me jealous and like the cucked insecure beta fag that I was I let it affect me. Then the inevitable happens, she loses all attraction she had for me and fucking dumps me. If only you knew to what extent I tried to "win her back". The sheer amount of messages. The hope, despair, sadness, anger ..all these negative emotions bundled into one. It was textbook beta cuck behavior. But at least when I finally accepted her decision I never contacted her again and it's been like a year since this happened.
So what basically happened was: I shit talked anons that they'd die at the hands of hurricane Irma but ironically, the hurricane caused the situation that led to her dumping me and inflicting great emotional pain upon my heart.
So, a South'Easter? Also, Nor'Easters aren't nearly as devastating as hurricanes. Sure, you get a lot of snow and maybe power outages for a few hours, but for the most part it's just a comfy snow week.
The comfiest general ever to exist is back, fuck i love these threads, also im baby coconut-tree user from the last threads and i now have 8 more sproutling coconut i gotta worry for
Chase Sullivan
hey my dude..I remember the publix pepes. I'm getting nostalgic thinking about all the shitposting and excitement as we all anticipated Irma hitting Florida. It's okay she left, though. I found out through another friend that she was a hoe.
Grayson Long
What does Customs have to do with anything?
Asher Cruz
Jones–Shafroth Act was a fucking mistake.
Samuel Young
Okay Guys Calm the fuck down. New Euro Model soon lads
Easton Cook
Foreigner- Dirty White Boy
Gabriel Watson
Harvey 2.0 update 1. The combination of an upper-level trough and a tropical wave over the northwestern Caribbean Sea is producing a large area of disorganized showers and thunderstorms between Cuba and Honduras. The disturbance is forecast to move slowly west-northwestward to northwestward across the northwestern Caribbean Sea and the Yucatan peninsula during the next couple of days, with little or no development expected due to unfavorable upper-level winds and land interaction. However, upper-level winds are forecast to become a little more conducive for development when the system moves across the western Gulf of Mexico Wednesday through Friday. * Formation chance through 48 hours...low...near 0 percent. * Formation chance through 5 days...low...30 percent.
Kevin Murphy
>3 days of water They really ought to change this guidance. Boil water notices can last for weeks after a storm
Jose Watson
Like Trump says.. there is an easy way to avoid it. Flag your vessel American and you don't need to worry with it.
Juan Thompson
What time?
Lucas Nelson
PR crime rate is high as fuck. You bring that shit here, I will curse your entire family, Pedro.
Lucas Kelly
>be Florida man who moved to WNC >get to watch libs get killed by a hurricane blue wave while sitting up in the mountains Thank Jesus
